Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

We've had a good run... but after today, it's over. I'm talking about my podcast, Off The Chain. I just published the final episode. (For the reasons explained on the podcast.) Anyhoo... in preparation for this one last episode, I asked myself the following question: "If this were the last time you ever heard from me, what would I want to leave you with? I gotta tell ya... coming up with just one thing was REALLY difficult. But I did. And I entitled the parting wisdom I'm leaving you with... "The greatest discovery of your life." And from the depths of my soul... I truly believe that. Please... you don't yet know it but you have very little time left. So for your sake... I implore you... click here now to hear the greatest discovery of your life on my final podcast. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: The ONLY reason 99% fail... while others make a FORTUNE... I was a scrawny teenager. And I started pumping iron because I desperately wanted to put on some muscle. But I struggled for 10 long years and made very few gains. Because I was avoiding this one thing. And as soon as I discover this I gained almost 20 pounds of muscle in less than 3 months. (And no, it wasn't steroids.) It's the exact same reason most people are struggling in business. And the minute you embrace THIS... you can get everything you desire. Click here and I'll explain it all on this week's Off The Chain podcast. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: How to sell free info for $100,000 or more... Wanna know how to get people to pay $7500 to $125,000 for information that's already available for free online? It's actually quite simple... IF you understand human nature. AND you know how to use that understanding to get people to pay you large sums of money. Click here to discover the secret on this week's episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: THIS is what attracts money like crazy (you might be surprised) I've discovered something that attracts money like a high-powered electric magnet on steroids. Now before you think good ole DD has finally lost what little sanity he had left, allow me to pontificate. No woo woo, new agey, pseudo-scientific BS. We're talking about something quite pragmatic that can be measured with MRIs and all that other high-tech stuff. And this is P-O-W-E-R-F-U-L. Seriously... before you even do one lick of work in your business, you GOTTA understand this secret. Cuz it'll amplify your results EXPONENTIALLY. It's all revealed HERE on the newest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: How to talk anybody into anything... Compelling subject line, huh? Well, it ain't mine. It's actually the title of a special report by my friend and colleague, Richard Armstrong. And Richard is using this report in the most unusual way. I gotta tell ya... this is pure genius in its elegant simplicity. And I believe that anybody can use this creative secret to promote just about anything. Richard reveals the whole deal on the latest episode of Off The Chain. Click here and check it out now. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: Look... HERE is the door to freedom... As soon as I saw this strange event happening I thought, "This has gotta be the best metaphor EVER." In fact, IF you have what it takes... this metaphor can make you financially independent for the rest of your life. That's what it has done for me... and several others I've helped. Click here to discover this huge, honkin' "financial freedom" metaphor revealed on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: At last... the one big secret for HUGE success! (It ain't what you think) This is soooooooo counterintuitive. It's the complete opposite of what we're told. But after more than three decades as a serial entrepreneur it's the most successful thing I've EVER done. Another little serendipity... FINALLY... my PTSD/anxiety riddled mind is at peace. (No drugs needed.) Click here to discover big secret revealed on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: Is you brain still running version 2.0? Here's how to upgrade... Some thought provoking ideas in this interview. For one, why it's time to upgrade your brain operating system. And that addiction isn't a disease. And a new model for reclaiming your power. All things that won't just make your business better... they'll make your whole life better. This is part two of the interview last week I entitled, "Porn, your brain and making lots of money." Click here for the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

SUBJECT: Porn, your brain and making lots of money... Wow! Within only the first 90 seconds, this conversation to an IMMEDIATE 180 from where I thought it was going. Talk about hitting ya with both barrels right from the git-go... with no warm-up! Then it got even more fascinating and controversial from there. Listen... If you think you're stuck with your negative programming... If your 12-step program has conditioned to believe that you're an addict for life... Or... if you think you're never gonna overcome the hurdles you're facing... My new friend begs to differ. And if you're searching to free yourself from addictions... negative thoughts... and a jail cell of your own creation... so you can finally experience the life of your dreams... Then click here now to hear this free interview on the newest episode of Off The Chain... All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. Right up front in the show you're gonna discover a few things about me that you just might find shocking. It's probably the total opposite of my image of a grizzled ex street cop. Pax vobiscum.

If you're awake and paying attention, then what I'm sharing HERE could be the secret to making more money than any sane human being could ever possibly need. If that's your thang. Or... if you've already got all your financial bases covered and are looking for something more... Then this could be an almost instant path to enlightenment. And it came from the most unexpected person... Bill Murray, the comedic actor. It's all explained here on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

This is soooo counter-intuitive. The idea that you can make more money by working less. Finally... here's the REAL skinny on how to do it. Click here to check it out on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Long story short... I wrote a direct mail piece for a nutritional supplement recently. Now normally, if you can get to break even in direct mail, even the top experts are frickin' ECSTATIC. "Break even" meaning you get enough sales to make back all your costs to do the mailing. But you don't make any money on the front end. However, my piece is consistently getting a 5 to 1 ROI when mailed to cold lists for customer acquisition. Even the experts would say that's darn near IMPOSIBLE nowadays. But I've got a secret for doing that. And it's completely off the radar of all the LMMs (lesser mortal marketers) and LMCs (lesser mortal copywriters). However... if you want... I'll reveal it to you. All you have to do is click here to discover it on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Once upon a time, there were two little rosebushes named Danielle and Danny. Their story is at first tragic. However... once you understand the secret buried within, it will make you ECSTATIC. Because at last... you'll know the secret to getting EVERYTHING you desire. Click here to discover the truth on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

The following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! Ben Settle and I switched lives. He hosted my Off The Chain show while I hosted his Anti-preneur show. And when Ben took over my spot on Off The Chain, chaos and controversy ensued. His topic? How to not be a pussy in your email marketing. And I can think of none better to teach it than Ben Settle. Just a few of the things he covered are... How to build a thriving six-figure business with a grand total time investment of only 10 minutes a day. (No kidding. Ben has REALLY done this.) A Wing Chun Kung Fu secret for winning any fight that can make you a FORTUNE in your email marketing. How to use your "hate mail" to generate a small MOUNTAIN of cashola! (And if you do your email marketing like Ben teaches you'll have plenty of hate mail, therefore making you more and more money!) Why women are MUCH better at not being a pussy in their email marketing... and why guys could learn a thing or two from the gals. Why you actually WANT to offend people... and should be working pretty damn hard to do it in every email. And much more! Thar's gold in this here interview. So get your cute little bottom over here NOW and give it a listen immediately. All the best, Doberman Dan

The following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! This is a special bonus episode of Doberman Dan's "Off The Chain" show. It's an interview with online marketing pioneer Ken McCarthy. Ken was the first person ever to hold an Internet marketing conference and is responsible for many of the Internet marketing breakthroughs we all use today. Ken is taking it easy and enjoying life these days... so I had to chase him down to whichever exotic location he was hanging out in at the time and chat by phone. So the audio quality isn't up to the standard you usually hear from me... but it doesn't matter because Ken revealed lots of stuff that will make you a MUCH better online marketer. Stuff like... - Why studying the history of blues and jazz can make you exponentially more successful. - A criminally cheap way to get a distillation of 57 of the most successful Internet marketing techniques Ken discovered over a period of 20 years of meticulous testing. - How Ken transmuted his experience as a music producer and concert promoter into his successful online marketing methods. - Do direct mail marketing tactics translate into high-converting online marketing? The answer may surprise you! - The silver bullet vs. lead bullets lesson that will create an absolute FORTUNE for you... predictably, reliably and consistently. - The "unreasonable" secret to MASSIVE success. - The best (and lowest barrier to entry) way to enter a new market. - The simple tactic Ken learned from Mark Zuckerberg that allows you to dominate any market. - The "war method" of successfully growing your business. Ken's "digital shoe leather" investment that brings you MASSIVE return on investment. Beware of the guru sitting on his Maserati or Rolls Royce. (Hint: There is NO relation whatsoever to consumerism and business success.) How a mechanical palm tree can make you MILLIONS. The three stages of a business necessary for long term success. (Bypass ANY of these three stages and your business and income are on shifting sands.) And much, MUCH more! Get Ken's very best tried and true online marketing secrets here... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes/ All the best, Doberman Dan

The following is a replay of one of the top 3 most downloaded episodes of Off The Chain. Enjoy! My friend and fellow knight in the Marketing Camelot, Brian Keith Voiles, shared some truly breakthrough stuff recently. Brian is one of the best copywriters I know. And he has written copy (quite successfully) for practically ALL the big successful direct response marketers. Including all the big name gurus you would know. He has also used his copywriting skills in his own entrepreneurial ventures. So he has an incredible amount of knowledge and experience about being a freelance copywriter... AND a direct response entrepreneur. Brian was kind enough to share some of that knowledge and experience on my latest "Off The Chain" podcast. If you're a freelancer... of any kind... and you struggle with getting clients... then you HAVE to check this out. Brian revealed THE secret to always having a steady flow of clients. In fact, if you truly "get" this, you'll create such a demand... you'll be turning business away. And interesting enough, it's totally contrarian to what all the "get more clients" experts are telling you. If that's the ONLY thing you get from this interview it could be worth a whole bushel full of cashola for you. But Brian shared a lot more stuff any freelancer or direct response marketer can use to grow their biz and income. It's all waiting for you here... http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes If you're not jazzed about iTunes... or want to listen in on an Android device... ...OR...you just prefer to listen online, go here instead: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/ All the best, Doberman Dan P.S.If you're a freelancer and have arrived at the point where you realize clients suck... ...then I think you'll want to hear how Brian made the leap from freelancer to direct response entrepreneur. Maybe you'll pick up some ideas about how you can do the same. Brian made a LOT of money as a freelancer. But he made a King's ransom as an entrepreneur. I think it's time YOU do the same. http://OffTheChainShow.com/iTunes Or here: http://offthechainshow.com/blog/ Pax vobiscum.

I've figured out how to use those three thangs to make myself (and a few clients) RICH. Click here to discover the whole story on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

The greatest fear people have is... Well... something you might not expect. But it's the number one thing that holds entrepreneurs back from achieving their goals and dreams. Click here to discover this huge fear... and how to overcome it... on this week's Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan

Ever heard of Roseto Pennsylvania? Interesting story. The fountain of youth was discovered there. More specifically, it's a secret PROVEN to keep you healthy and extend your life. But lil ole moi being the incurable capitalist that I am... I figured out how to use this secret to cram copious cashola into your coffers. AKA... make a LOT of money. Click here to discover all the exciting details on this week's Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan

A zoo of lusts, a nursery of fears, a harem of fondled hatreds. That's what it feels like inside my head just about every time I sit down to write. Or really, ANY kind of creative activity. However... I've discovered a way to create things in SPITE of that. In fact, this is THE secret to being a GREAT writer... and standing head and shoulders above everybody else in your market. Click here to discover all the exciting details on this week's Off The Chain show. All the best, Doberman Dan