93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired September 18, 2026: Who needs patience, when you have a gun? When you're sliding down the slide and your balls collide. Everything you've ever wanted to know about my big fat roasted pumpkins seeds. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 17, 2026: When trimming your bush goes terribly wrong. Why is my poop green? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's birthday! Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 16, 2026: You callin' me a dog? Married, not buried. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living right next door to hell. Listen & subscribe to the show on the 93X app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Text the show at 651-551-9393. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 15, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. You should be embarrassed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the devil's doorbell. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 14, 2026: You can butter my bagel. Josh is building a race car. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reverse OnlyFans. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 11, 2026: First chat of the season with MN Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Half-Assed Morning Flow. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friendliest eel in Bangladesh. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 10, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Drug dealer diary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dogs that are bred to fight testicles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 9, 2026: Pee mountain. Killer Dick. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the orgy dome. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 8, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. A police officer who had no i-deer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting abandoned on Mount Fyoo-ji. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 4, 2026: Fainting vs passing out. It feels good, doesn't it? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roger Up! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 3, 2026: Crooked Jess being crooked. No dry humping in football. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gluing your penis shut. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 2, 2026: Scratch and sniff...minus the scratch. Otters...still shady. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your out of control youth football coach. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 1, 2026: World Class Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Ideal pallbearer positions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the shadiest person you know... ya know? Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 31, 2026: DoorFlash. You kiss your mother with that mouth... in front of your classmates?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing over 1,000 cases of beer. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 28, 2026: My chair smells like douche. Aura-farming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ego'd. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 27, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answered pet questions. Dance for a discount. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's love for learning. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 26, 2026: Biggar Penis Woods. Just because you ain't got no fuzz, doesn't mean you're not still a peach. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the call coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 25, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Carjack and Coke. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Doesthedogdie.com. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 24, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Never lie about a code brown. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chad Vador. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.