Nobody's Listening, Right?

This week on NLR: An old French man has a very specific (American) wish, both Elizabeth and Andy have fashion goals, therapists need their own therapists, plastic lasts a very long time, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Dopamine Dressing 04:03 Andy Needs An Outfit 08:11 What To Wear In Paris 13:08 Glamour Gals 15:34 Ad Break: GOODR 17:16 A Dying Wish 27:11 Brazilian Bathing Suit Culture 35:22 Ad Break: Honeylove 37:01 What Would A Lawyer Think? 39:15 Therapist Ethics 40:28 Cooking With Gas 42:13 UTIs In Old Age 44:21 Dark Fables 51:28 The Great Pyramid Of Giza 54:27 You Docent Say 01:01:24 Plastic Half-life Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth suffers a 1,000 thread-count humiliation, Andy is not having elective IV drips, relationship tensions ease, and the 7 wonders of the world are wonderful? It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:14 Matching Outfits 03:01 Epic Party 07:49 Hangover IV's 11:04 Relationship Tension 13:37 The Cure in Bordeaux 18:13 Ad Break 1: Larineco 20:02 Elizabeth Is Bullied 21:23 Sheets Drama 38:27 Ad Break 2: Remi 40:37 Lush Invented The Bath Bomb 43:53 No Rush Here 47:09 Why Mars? 53:10 The 7 Wonders Of The World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth heads to Boston for a wedding and snacks, Andy has lost his swagger, the first visit to a French hospital as expats, hype-men are helpful, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors:ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:39 Amazing Comment 01:39 A Crush 02:10 Lost Swagger 04:22 First French Hospital Visit 17:02 No Gloves No Problem 20:10 Bellbottoms Are Back 24:00 Dutch Oven Dilemma 27:41 Ad Break: OneSkin 29:31 R.I.P. Dolly 34:36 Natalie Harp 38:31 Enthusiasm & Creativity 42:36 Capitalism Is A Bummer 44:07 Yes Men 48:00 Back To America 54:08 Elizabeth Upgrades Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth pulls out a can of French-whoop-ass, Andy is put on trial, Dogs get in the way of dating, expat life is feeling surreal, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy weighs how to respond to an unexpected DM, Elizabeth gets put in her labyrinth place, the Protein Team is called, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GOODR - Head to Goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets .▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:46 Wash Your Hands 03:03 a DM quandary 13:22 American Toy 14:59 Misinterpreted Praise 21:17 Goodr 22:49 To Heart Or Not Heart 23:59 Mom Does A Labyrinth 24:48 Is Idaho City A City 32:24 Flâneur 33:33 Lola Blankets 35:11 The Society of the Compassionate Heart 36:35 Protein Team 46:56 Dirty Bathrooms 47:39 Cleaners On Instagram 52:28 Fun Facts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth endures a nightmare bathroom visit at McDonalds in Paris, Andy must decide between cleanliness and deliciousness, bird omens are still on the mind, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: MIRACLE MADE - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/nlr and use the code NLR to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! https://substack.com/@elizabethlaime Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 Dead Bird Symbolism 06:56 Tennis Tragedy 18:58 A New Chapter 20:46 Miracle Made 22:31 Honeylove 24:05 A Trip To The Museum  35:11 Saily 37:04 Museum Mishap  40:21 Nightmare Bathroom  53:50 Proper Food Handling 57:55 Uncomfortable Lab Experience Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s been a big week! Andy is worried about his body odor, Elizabeth learns A LOT about her favorite band, birds may be sending a message, black beans are found, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  Thanks to our episode sponsors: LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ONESKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod Check out Elizabeth’s NEW SUBSTACK! substack.com/@elizabethlaime ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:03 Trilling On Words 09:55 More Bird Omens? 10:34 Vultures Are Amazing 11:36 Bird Intercourse 18:29 Cheval Burger 21:25 Ad Break: Larineco Gum 23:00 Use Your Left Hand 26:47 The Best Toilet Paper Ever 30:56 Consulate Connection 32:39 Perfect Spies 35:23 Ad Break 2: OneSkin 36:56 Body Odor 38:56 The Hunt For Black Beans 46:10 Clothing Smell Check 48:22 A Little Boogie 49:49 Date Night 53:16 Phish & Grateful Dead Fans 58:53 Dave Matthews Band Deep Dive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ongoing wildfires happening outside of Bordeaux, France (how they are affecting them as new expats, fears of evacuation, not having a car, and more).  Plus: Elizabeth’s anxiety is high after a bike ride, Andy has donut dreams, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad SAILY - Download SAILY in your app store and use our code NLR  at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to saily.com/nlr LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:30 Wildfires In France 10:14 Baby Shower Dress 11:56 Jaw Line Looking Good 16:37 Ad Break  21:14 A Rough Week 26:33 Andy's Down 28:33 Types Of Lonely 34:41 Ad Break 36:26 Biking 36:59 Parental Anxiety 40:26 Generational Trauma 43:52 Why Don't You Just Be You 51:56 Too Much Oil 57:14 Elizabeth The Writer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy connects with the women of France, Elizabeth discovers a worrisome sign, hemorrhoid cream is procured, lettuce is bad, Zelda lands in a life-review, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:21 Elizabeth Shines 03:11 Les Femmes Adorent Andy 07:37 Open Marriages 10:40 A Dicey Situation 20:38 Hot Butt Rash 25:07 Honeylove 26:30 Oneskin 28:24 Cyclospora Outbreak 30:21 The Jack In The Box Defense 39:00 Wet Dry Or Crisp 40:12 French Faux Pas 45:28 The Simulation 53:53 Zelda Breath Of The Wild Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth can’t look away from a “very pink” distraction on the streets of Bordeaux, Andy learns about a new form of street justice, a student pilot nails the landing, piercings are discussed, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR  at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save.  GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:11 David Sedaris 05:49 Weird About Food 08:31 Peeing On The Street 11:32 Nee Nee Nee Nee Pee Pee 14:17 The French Shhhh 20:04 Ad Break: Jones Road 21:52 Ad Break: Remi 23:40 Armpits 25:45 Excessive Armpit Sweating 30:50 Arm Still Hurts 33:25 Ad Break: Goodr 35:01 Student Pilot Lands Plane 40:58 Piercings 49:17 Grandma Glam 56:57 Expat Grocery Anxiety 58:46 Helpful Clerk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to France! This week: Elizabeth and Andy catch a good vibe in the most unexpected place, Ducky has a traumatic flight to France, Elizabeth makes her first enemy, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod LARINECO - Get up to 50% off at buylarine.com/NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:23 New Country New Scent 04:44 The Most Magical Workplace 10:38 Good Vibe Day 13:50 AAA so much more 16:45 Ad Break 19:01 Ducky Peed On The Plane 29:19 Ad Break 30:44 Il Est Mort 36:29 A Bad Omen 44:51 Boulangerie Bust 49:32 A Little Salt Please Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Elizabeth and Andy record their final episode in Los Angeles before moving to France! This week: Andy’s arm pain gets no sympathy, Elizabeth is an AMAZING actor, the yard sale is a success, french etiquette, and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:49 Moving To France 02:17 Catching ADHD 06:33 A Glorious Yardsale 11:06 I Do Understand Dew 17:49 Andy Alienates 23:50 Ad Break: Blissy 25:09 Ruining It For Everybody 32:07 Ad Break: Honeylove 33:34 Elizabeth The Actor 37:28 Old Spice In France 40:49 French Etiquette 41:43 Arm Pain 46:33 All Packed Up 51:40 Aloof Abroad 54:55 Indian Food 56:50 Final Check In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod Check out DOT DOT DOT's new single: "The Clock It Song" on Spotify or Apple Music Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:48 Fun At The Dentist 09:44 The Coolest Dad 16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove 18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz 22:57 Trouble At School 26:53 Ghostbusters 35:20 Deep Breath 36:53 A Lost Poop 40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads 48:23 Facebook Groups 54:45 Goodbye New Studio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to https://shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:06 Marley & Me 03:27 Famous Animal Obituaries 04:01 R.I.P. Shamu 08:38 Inheritance 11:00 The Points Gal Is Getting Cocky 19:20 Ad Break: REMI 28:05 Ad Break: GOODR 29:57 New Dermatologist 47:43 Andy's New Skin Routine Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men 11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious" 19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 21:00 Armored Trucks 23:02 Is Money Even Real 25:58 Crying In The Bathtub 30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin 32:29 Back Off AMWAY 37:04 A BIG Announcement 37:59 We Are Moving To France Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order by going to: bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:58 Scarf Era 09:22 Hantavirus 12:07 Paying Attention 16:39 The Opera 17:35 Movie Trailers 20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers 24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting 26:58 Family Tree 33:51 Ad Break: Blissy 42:40 The Coolest Names 46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing 51:22 Life Insurance Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: REMI - Go to shopremi.com/NLR and use code NLR at checkout for 50% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save. GROW THERAPY - Visit GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:24 Mormon Payola 05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard 09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll 28:46 You Should Feel Bad 39:33 Scam City 43:35 Rom-Com Idea 48:12 A Panties Problem 52:29 Boudoir Photos 57:43 Lean On Me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BIOLOGICA - Go to https://Biologica.com/NLR and get up to 32% off your first subscription order today! GOODR - Head to goodr.com/NLR to claim $10 off your first order Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:59 No Boundaries No Rules 02:02 On The Mic 02:56 The Marriage Suffered 04:04 Making Bids 06:51 Foot Kinks 09:26 Side Toe Jam Business 20:14 Ad Break: Biologica 22:35 What Is More Flattering 24:30 Synesthesia 27:01 Even vs Odd Days 30:11 Ad Break: GOODR 31:42 How Do You See A Calendar 33:35 Forks 35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms 41:07 Average Lifespan 46:44 Snoring 51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: ONE SKIN - Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co/NLR #oneskinpod HONEYLOVE - Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/NLR #honeylovepod GROW THERAPY - Visit https://GrowTherapy.com/NLR today to get started. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 01:49 Bird On Bird Violence 05:52 Carnivore Ethics 15:19 Meat Is Murder 16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals 21:59 Raging ADHD 28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin 30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove 32:11 Poor Ducky 34:24 New Haircut 38:10 Mushroom Head 42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy 42:57 Near-Death Experience 50:33 What Are Thoughts 55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep 58:18 Time Is Stacked 01:02:19 The Amazing Race Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Thanks to our episode sponsors: BLISSY - Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code NLR for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/NLR BIOptimizers - Get 15% off your entire order plus a free bottle of Masszymes by going to: https://bioptimizers.com/nobodyslistening and use code NLR Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses 02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women 04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests 05:40 Crows Are Cool 11:27 Hat Fashion 16:02 First Impression Vibes 16:40 Creepy and Intriguing 20:40 Ad Break: Blissy 22:22 Mistake Face 24:06 Talent Shows Rule 25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over 27:58 Don't Put The Sink There! 31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers 33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste 36:49 Tongue Scraping 38:08 GUM Soft Picks 41:31 Dental Dams 47:01 Dead Internet Theory 50:31 AI Music 52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices