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Published by Dont Touch Anything
Don’t Touch Anything is a sci-fi comedy audio drama set in the year 3026, following two Federal Navy pilots who accidentally discover a time machine.
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Plunging back 66 million years into the Cretaceous, the crew explores a lost world. Season 2, Episode One. Written and performed by Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Chris. Produced and performed by Alfie Measures Wardle as Lieutenant Alfie. Guest featuring William Goldie-Galloway as Goldie the mech. All original music by Alvin Marriott. End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
The year is 2840, the United Earth Navy is fighting a war across the stars. Lieutenant Wardle and Flight Officer Bell are assigned to investigate a mysterious transmission originating beyond the known systems - but not all signals are meant to be answered. Season One prequel, episode 1/2. Staring; Michelle Marriott as Flight Officer Kate Bell. Jackie Marriot as Jane Bell. Jack Brocklehurst as Intelligence Officer Mr Moore. Sean Ward as Captain Tanner. Grace Johnstone as Admiral Grace Kelly. Alfie Measures Wardle as Lieutenant Taylor. Written and produced by Christian Taylor-Hughes as Lieutenant Wardle. Soundtrack courtesy of Epidemic Sound https://www.epidemicsound.com
Join Captain Chris on the ships bridge for a quick update on Season 2 progress.
Under their own initiative, Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to Mongolia to arrest Genghis Khan for SA. (Season One Finale) Written, produced and voiced by - Christian Taylor-Hughes as Captain Chris Alfie Measures-Wardle as Lieutenant Alfie All original music by Alvin Marriott.
The ships crew head to New Mexico to investigate reports of an alien encounter. Guest staring - Antony Taylor-Hughes as Colonel William Blanchard. William Goldie-Galloway as Goldie the killer robot. All original music by Alvin Marriott Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) With thanks to, for end credit music; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio - https://freesound.org/s/718830/ - License: Attribution 4.0
Breaking with precedent, the ships crew attempt to change the course of World War Two. Guest staring Professional fighter - William Goldie-Galloway - as 'Goldie' the killer robot. Jack Brocklehurst - as Sergeant Fritz Sean and Caylee Ward - as baby Hitler All original music by - Alvin Marriott Audio and Production - Alfie Wardle (LT Taylor) Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes (Cap Wardle) With thanks to, for Goldie theme music;cyberpunk_metal.flac by Bertsz -- https://freesound.org/s/672783/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Along with their new colleague, the crew visit RMS Titanic on her maiden voyage. Guest staring Jack Brocklehurst as Officer Lowe + Deck Steward. All original music by Alvin Marriott. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel to the ancient city of Pompeii to settle an argument, picking up a a new friend along the way. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) Original Music by - Alvin Marriott Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes Production and sound by - Alfie Measures Wardle
Naval pilots Wardle and Taylor travel to Ancient Egypt to discover who built the Pyramids and how. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) Contact - Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr Email donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com
After acquiring a functioning Time Machine, Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor travel back in time to witness the moon landings first hand. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) End credit music, with thanks to; Chill Progressive Rock / Metal Riffs by Geoff-Bremner-Audio -- https://freesound.org/s/718830/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Contact - Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr Email donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com
While carrying out a routine delivery, Federal Navy pilots Captain Wardle and Lieutenant Taylor discover an anomalous signal. Don’t Touch Anything is a sci-fi comedy audio drama set in the year 3026, following two Federal Navy pilots who accidentally discover a time machine. Guest staring - Antony Taylor-Hughes as Commander Hadley. Written by - Christian Taylor Hughes (Captain Chris) Audio and production by - Alfie Measures-Wardle (Lieutenant Taylor) All original music by Alvin Marriott. Contact - Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/g/18bXbi6dCj/?mibextid=wwXIfr Email donttouchanythingpod@gmail.com
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