Hail Chaos

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy now face the final test, in the sight of the gods and 1,000 Gnomes, and judged by the great dragon Angharad. Will the meet the lofty standards of the Prank Gnomes? Or will they be broken against the most terrible obstacle of all- Angharad's sense of humour? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Angharad the All-Seeing- Tracy McShane Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy must turn their gazes inwards, face their deepest vices, and resist temptation. But can they overcome their own desires and be pure of heart? And, more to the point, do they even want to? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon With massive thanks to Fluxing for the bardcore cover Get Thy Party Started. Follow them on Bandcamp and buy the full (awesome) track! Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy face the first Trial of the Prank Gnomes. All they have to do is cross a floor covered in mysterious glyphs. But in this mystical place, nothing is quite as it seems- or so easy as it should be. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Angharad the All-Seeing was Tracy McShane Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and Carpy find themselves fleeing the Orcs, but salvation comes from the unlikeliest of places! A strangely Gnome-shaped door beckons, and a mysterious benefactor offers them an escape. But can this sunglasses-wearing Gnome be trusted? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Angharad the All-Seeing was Tracy McShane Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Our brave heroes' attempt to get Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd executed were... less than successful. THey have taken refuge in the one place they might not be followed- Lord Bloodbucket's own harem. But will his saucy concubines be a help, or a hindrance? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Elena Mapleblood was Holly Craven Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Sparklefist the Orc Wizard is going on trial- and Louie Smallhouse is his lawyer! When the proceedings get disrupted by a dropped Orb and some intriguing visions, all hell breaks loose and court is adjourned- fatally. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Elena Mapleblood was Holly Craven Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem have managed to trick Bloodbucket into thinking they have been sent by the terrible Lord Ashheart. But now they have to fulfil their 'mission'; getting Sparklefist the Orc Wizerd to cast magic. And that's a lot harder than bamboozling an Orc sentry. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax Moonbeam, Louie Smallhouse and Carpy Deem find themselves at the threshold of a mysterious (and janky) Orc castle, in the catacombs beneath the Black Fortress. The way forward seems to be through the castle- getting in is easy. Getting out is a different story. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. After a good night's sleep, Xanax Moonbeam and Louie Smallhouse awake to find they have crashed in the bachelor pad of Carpy Deem- football star, popular jock, and all round party gnome. But a mysterious crate contains clues to the Man in the Wide Brimmed Hat... and bids them ascend to new adventure. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Carpy Deem- Rhiannon Shaw. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. After gruelling trials, running the gauntlet, and a (very) close brush with death, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a warm chamber with soft beds, food rations, and lockable door. Nothing suspicious here! Surely a good night's sleep will rest and refresh them. But whose room is this? And what will happen when they come back..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Gortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and Spotlight The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Special thanks to Rhiannon Shaw. Follow on Insta and Bluesky Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Xanax, Louie and Gortch face a rope bridge, with the Warhound hot on their trail. A bold plan goes wrong... and someone pays the ultimate price. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Gortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and Spotlight The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Special thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Running for their lives, Xanax, Louie and Gortch find a deadly obstacle course between them and freedom. With pendulous axes swinging, a bottomless drop, and foes at their back- can they make it through in time? One member of the team is lost... but who will it be..? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Gortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and Spotlight The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Special thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Pursued by the terrible Warhound, Xanax, Louie and Gortch Grabems the Goblin are faced with but one escape- a terrifyingly thin ledge around a bottomless (possibly magical) chasm, and a thick portcullis barring their flight. Careful steps and a table of mystery potions may see them through, but will those magical libations prove a boon... or a bane? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Gortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and Spotlight The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Special thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Lost in the tunnels, Xanax Moonbeam and Luie Smallhouse come across a strange new friend, Gortch Grabems the Goblin. Gortch is the last survivor of a vicious massacre- and the perpetrator is still somewhere in the tunnels. To our heroes' ears, the fell breeze carries a fearsome cry..."KINGSLAYEEEEEEER..." Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Gortch Grabems- Trystan Youngjohn. Follow on Insta and Spotlight The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow on Insta and Patreon Special thanks to Gordon Kennedy as The Warhound. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Our heroes have slain the Illuminator and conquered the Tower of the Black Pool, and helter-skelter their way to freedom. But what can they afford with all those prize tickets? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Beech Repeete- Ant McGinley. Follow him on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Special thanks to guest Trystan Youngjohn and Gordon Kennedy . Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. So it has come to this: the battle against THE ILLUMINATOR, master of the Tower of the Black Pool. With a cadre of armed wax warriors, Louie, Xanax and Beech storm the top of the tower and face the wizard head-on. With so much magic flying around, can they win the day unscathed? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Beech Repete- Ant McGinley. Follow him on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repeete have bested the giant puppeteer and made their way into the Hall of Wax Heroes- where they are confronted by effigies of their own mentors! With the Illuminator at the top of the tower, can these waxworks give anything to help in the battle? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Beech Repete- Ant McGinley. Follow him on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Having made their way across the Beach of Pleasure, Louie, Xanax and the wizard Beech Repete find themselves taking a short break at a beachside puppet show. Little do they know that these puppets are not what they appear. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Beech Repete- Ant McGinley. Follow him on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. Having fled the King's justice, and been saved from mushroom botherer Brane Pavely's treachery, Louise and Xanax find themself on the far shores of the Black Pool. The Tower of the Illuminator is in sight, but first they must cross the vast, sandy waste. Fortunately, they encounter a new friend to help them on their way... as well as a potential new enemy. Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Beech Repete- Ant McGinley. Follow him on Insta and Bluesky Special Guest Kathleen Hughes as Captain Grundling. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, traveller. It's only a matter of time before King Cosimo IV's guards catch our hapless heroes. But rescue comes from the unlikeliest ally. Can Louie, Xanax and Brane make it across the Black Pool to safety- or will their quest in a watery fate? Hosted by Alex Garrick-Wright. Follow on Bluesky , or for more details visit BonnieAndClydeside.com Xanax Moonbeam- Jessie Syme. Follow on Insta Louie Smallhouse- Tom McGrath. Follow his other comedy work at Life's a Pitch Podcast Bluesky and Facebook , Side Quest Insta and Radio Go! Bluesky Brane Pavely- Riley Routh. Follow on Bluesky , Insta and find out more at RileyRouth.com Special Guest Rhiannon Shaw as Slippy Gilly. Follow her comedy on Insta and Bluesky Special Guest Chris Thorburn as the Captain. Follow Chris' comedy on Bluesky and Insta . The Master of Orcs was Russell Arthur. Follow the Hail Chaos and continue your journey on Bluesky and Insta , or travel the dangerous path to our website at HailChaos.Quest This podcast was made in conjunction with dark gods, eldritch wizardry, and The Podomedy Podcast Network. Give £5, £10 or £20 now and help CALM in their fight against suicide: https://www.justgiving.com/page/podomedy-stay-tuned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.