Advice Accreditation Bureau

On this episode of Advice Accreditation Bureau, I am joined by Toni and Ryan. This episode is for you if you are: Seeking a hotel upgrade In need of a comedy doctor Out of ideas on how to relax Lusting after some fictional artwork Wanting some new chicken recipes A big fan of Dangerfield's SS26 collection Going on a group holiday with stingy mates Not afraid of spoilers of the 2018 film Crazy Rich Asians Thinking about blowing off work and heading to the beach You can listen to it on Spotify, Apple Music, or YouTube via the link in my bio. Follow me, Andy: https://www.instagram.com/procopics/ Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/adviceaccreditationbureau/ Watch the pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@procopics Follow Toni: https://www.instagram.com/tonilodge/ Follow Ryan: https://www.instagram.com/ryan.jon Watch Toni and Ryan on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/toniandryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian Aleks Milinkovic. In this episode we: List nicknames that suck. Trip out discussing high thoughts while sober. Speak about why you should negg your friends. Try and convince a listener not to shit where he eats. Perform a cost benefit analysis on getting your manual license. Ponder about any professions giving you a pass to be a dickhead. Speculate on who would win in a fight between a cow and a human. It’s a wild episode that has some beautiful, honest moments within it. I loved listening back to it. I hope you do too. Follow me, Andy: https://www.instagram.com/procopics/ Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/adviceaccreditationbureau/ Watch the pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@procopics Follow Aleks: https://www.instagram.com/aleksmilinkvic Watch Aleks special on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antrC78g6YE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by the Bureau's first returning guest, John Glover. John believes you should stop asking "how are you?," and that you don't need to change your passwords every 3 months. He also shares why he had KFC last week, why he hates the bus, and gives advice to a listener being tormented by a friend using psychology speak. This episode is pure chaos (complimentary). So much so, I think more men should do podcasts with their friends. I hope you enjoy it. If you do, it would be divine if you could give it 5 stars and leave a review. And if you're in Sydney, come and see John and I perform at the Comedy Store as part of Sydney Fringe Comedy Festival: https://fringecomedy.com.au/event/john-glover-andy-procopis-singlet-comedians/ Follow me, Andy: https://www.instagram.com/procopics/ Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/adviceaccreditationbureau/ Watch the pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@procopics Follow John: https://www.instagram.com/johnglover.net.au/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian Harry Jun. Harry believes you should cull your friends, and that the only good thing about “fake it til you make it” is that it rhymes. He also tells a great story that involves Rock Eisteddfod and the Dalai Lama. There are loads of pearls of wisdom in this episode. Not all blessed by the Dalai Lama, but still good. I hope you enjoy it. If you do, it would be great if you could give it 5 stars and leave a review. Follow me, Andy: https://www.instagram.com/procopics/ Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/adviceaccreditationbureau/ Watch the pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@procopics Follow Harry: https://www.instagram.com/_harryjun_ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian and “French Man in Australia,” Josh Hauville. We chat about who is the hottest man alive, how playing it cool when you’re not cool leads to cancer, and Josh gives me a fun Spanish expression to try out with my Mum. Josh believes you should never trust a bisexual man who is really into bouldering, and that having a plan to start isn’t as good as just starting and flopping. He also tells a harrowing story about a near death experience in France. It’s a fun ep and I hope you enjoy it. If you do, it would be great if you could give it 5 stars and leave a review wherever you listen. Follow me, Andy: https://www.instagram.com/procopics/ Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/adviceaccreditationbureau/ Watch the pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@procopics Follow Josh: https://www.instagram.com/somehomo.sapien/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by writer, actor and comedian, Nina Oyama. We chat about the statute of limitations of photos on dating apps, roll through some lesser known Confucius quotes and weigh up the pros and cons of an stress-free existence. Nina swears by the advice, "A good life is the best revenge" and she thinks "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is actually bad advice. Do you agree? Listen to episode and let us know: Follow me, Andy Follow the podcast Watch the pod on YouTube Follow Nina Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by my best mate, Kade Robinson. Kade has been a part of the Bureau since the beginning and it’s such a treat to have him on. We chat about our time working in radio and the future of the creator economy. He tells me the one thing to do when moving house, and gives his strictly unqualified take on what causes kidney stones. And then I offer up a free tip to anyone who has never been to Burning Man before giving advice to Chris, who appears to be a bit lost (read: dickmatised) on what to do about a sex friend who may or may not be off the market. It's a fun ep, I hope you enjoy it and stay hydrated. Follow me, Andy Follow the podcast Watch the pod on YouTube Follow Kade Follow Chance Purpose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined Content Creator and Presenter, Jeremy Franco. Jeremy talks about seeing Jennifer Lopez and Benito Skinner at Prime Video’s Obsessed Fest. He offers advice around making plans with people, the pitfalls of being honest to your friends, and the importance of making your job sound fun. We ask the very important question, “What do Creative Directors do?” while I defend myself against claims I’m anti straight people playing hockey and share my belief that Microsoft Excel is dark magic. If you like arriving at the airport 3 hours before your flight or like your name called out because it makes you feel famous, then this is the pod for you. Follow me, Andy Follow the podcast Watch the pod on YouTube Follow Jeremy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by my favourite (not one of) crowd work comedians, Freya Morton. Freya and I catch up about what’s been going on since she moved to Melbourne and found love. We talk about the responsibilities of cat-sitting, the importance of sunscreen, and how difficult it is to make friends as an adult. Freya thinks she should be able to wake up whenever she wants and explains who is who in the Australian music scene. I start campaigning for her to be able to say the f-slur and why I love Emma Memma. It’s a such a fun and funny ep, and our last for 2 weeks while I take a little break to move house. So please pray for me, or even better, share the pod with a friend. Follow me on Insta: @procopics Follow the pod on Insta: @adviceaccreditationbureau Follow the pod on Spotify Follow the pod on Apple Podcasts Follow Freya on Insta: @freya.comedy.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by model and presenter, Christian Wilkins. Christian and I talk about what the "most delicious" role to be in the family dynamic would be, how our love of the pop girlies is only matched by the love we have for our brothers, and how ‘ambition’ has become a bad word. Christian gives advice around embracing your imperfections, and why we shouldn't "play it cool", and listener Marcel writes in asking us why his friend won’t post about him on socials. It’s a beautiful episode. Even more beautiful than a Jardan couch. Follow Christian here . Follow me, Andy here . Follow the podcast, here . If you enjoyed this episode, or other episodes, could you please leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts? It helps get this pod on the charts and in more ears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian, star basketballer, and Ancient Egypt enthusiast, AJ Lamarque. AJ and I discuss gay cruises, the types of passengers to look of for on planes, and carving a different and interesting path in the comedy circuit. AJ pitches his “Pool Theory” when it comes to how to spend your time and gives his two cents to a listener who has busted a friend on Grindr. I reveal my totally normal way of counting time and preach the concept of radical self-reliance as if I didn’t steal it from the Burning Man principles. AJ is touring UK and Europe, details are via the link in his bio. Follow AJ here . Follow me, Andy here . Follow the podcast, here . If you enjoyed this episode, or other episodes, could you please leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts? It helps get this pod on the charts and in more ears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian and girl dad, Sam Wade. Sam talks about his disdain for dancing, his love of mosasaurs, and flirts a little with me and my beautiful eyelashes. I share the tips and tricks from years of management training and while learning that I shouldn’t be a martyr and that my tight jaw is not just a disadvantage as a gay man, but could be a sign of neurodivergence. It’s a gorgeous chat. Sam’s performing his show “It Takes A Village, Idiot” at the end of June in Sydney. Check out his Insta for details. Follow Sam here . Follow me, Andy here . Follow the podcast, here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by comedian, MC and queer ally, Jess Fuchs. We talk thrifting, Buddhism, and how the worst things to happen to you can be the funniest. Jess tries to convince me that doing things out of vengeance can be positive and that fluro green is a non-binary colour. I share my hot take on Yochi and ponder whether or not I’m a gym bro. It’s such a fun episode, one that Jess puts her body on the line for countless times, but it’s just testament to what a consummate professional she is. Jess is performing a series of shows as part of Qtopia Sydney's Pride Fest. You can find the details, plus the vast array of events happening here . Follow Jess here . Follow me, Andy here . Follow the podcast, here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I’m joined by my friend, former colleague and famous radio intern, Pete Deppeler. We talk about all things radio; the lengths he went to get interviews with the Modern Family cast, how he didn’t pay for flights for ten years, and his switch from The Kyle & Jackie O Show and KIIS to his new home on The Christian O’Connell Show. Pete tries to pillage my data and persuade me to charge for premium content. While I, with my husky voice, share the draconian rules my parents had for using the landline and try and blag a free pair of shoes from ASICS. It’s always a fun chat with Pete. Lots of lols and (mostly) some good advice too. I hope you enjoy it! ++++ Follow Pete here . Follow Kayaking Sydney here . Follow The Christian O'Connell Show here . +++ Follow me, Andy here . Follow the podcast, here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I'm joined by 2023 RAW National finalist, Jarryd Prain. We talk about what Nicole Scherzinger is best known for, the worst case scenario when asking someone out, and determine when is the best time for butt stuff. Jarryd reveals that he loved the Pink Power Ranger and that he wants to go on MAFS while I’m stuck reminiscing about The Thundercats and confessing I identify with Lisa Simpson. It’s a great ep, there is something for anyone that farts. Follow Jarryd here . Follow me, Andy, here . Follow the podcast here . +++ Watch the little girl scared of her farts here . Watch Nicole Scherzinger's indecision end Rachel Crow's dreams here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by the talented Mr Nick White. We talk skin care routines, Australian Idol reunions, and the strategic use of thirst traps to sell stuff. Nick tells us how Dave ‘Hughesy’ Hughes makes him think and helps a listener Nina with some advice after she heard too much. While I, with my full head of hair, start to question if I should start catching Didis, and if Zoë Kravitz is a vampire. If you’re in Brisbane, you can catch Nick perform “Nick White’s Talent Night” at The Powerhouse on May 21. Otherwise follow Nick on Instagram . Follow Andy on Instagram . Follow Advice Accreditation Bureau on Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I'm joined by comedian, MC and one half of the Nobody Asked podcast, Edan McGovern. We talk about restoring the balance of quiet gays, our respective grandmother’s thoughts on global warming, and how fascism wants you to be skinny. Edan says you should kiss your friends but also, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do, as long as you’re willing to face the punishment of death. I talk about ordering from the breakfast menu at Flash nightclub and being a proud people pleaser. And we both agree that self-care has limits. Grab some chips and aioli or aoli and enjoy! Follow Edan on Instagram Follow Andy on Instagram Follow the Nobody Asked Podcast on Instagram and YouTube Follow Advice Accreditation Bureau on Instagram and YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I'm joined by comedian, writer, and my favourite type of historian, Sam Bowden. Sam's show, "don't panic! (it's happened before)" is all about the cyclical nature of the events in history and one of my favourite comedy shows. We talk personal growth, the game of life, and Brisbane high schools. Sam talks about how a haunted house taught him the importance of where you live and I reveal why I'm starting to get more creative in how I celebrate vs how I commiserate. It's a really fun and interesting chat. You can follow Sam on Instagram or listen this his podcast Whoa, Free Lunch!? here . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, I’m joined by 2026 RAW Comedy National winner, t-shirt designer, and future creator of the Letterboxd for pub urinals, Joshua Khoury. We talk about religion, cool offices, and growing a female demographic. Joshua gives advice to people looking to take a gap year, anyone starting something new, and a very rich listener writes in for advice regarding the very relatable problem of earning too much money. Check it out, forward it to your friends, and if you can, don’t forget to call your Mum. You can follow Joshua on Instagram at @joshua__khoury And if you’re in Sydney, check him out during Sydney Comedy Festival at Break Out Comedy: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/break-out-comedy/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week I’m joined by actor, writer, and comedian Louis Hanson who is town promoting his “Good Boy!” tour. We talk about our cutie pie Dads, the merit of the term Guncle, and try to hustle brand deals from Qantas. We also both agree in the importance of naps under the covers and that having your friends and loved ones on Find My is handy, not intrusive. So grab the poppers from the fridge and get listening. Buy tickets to Good Boy! Tour here: https://comedy.com.au/tour/louis-hanson/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.