Spoil Me! Dungeon Crawler Carl

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning practically the entire series, and to Jacqui for shouldering a few episodes to help him out! So this episode may come across and just me griping, and if that's so, I do apologize. I simply have to tell y'all how I feel, and sometimes that's going to be "meh". I'm interested to hear your thoughts on this latest book and what your favorite parts of the story are! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you once the next book drops! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! Thank goodness there's another episode of coverage scheduled, because there's way too much for me to talk about in this one! We've got Carl once again managing to come out victorious, the unexpected side-effects of the pet biscuit, the interludes with other characters afterwards...just be sure to tune in to the wrap-up episode to hear the rest! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! It's more history and more lore this episode, kids, and I'm feeling like maybe I need a spreadsheet at this point myself. Meanwhile, there is also the final confrontation with a couple gods and Scolopendra, and I suspect I know what Carl's plan is. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! So this is the part where we begin this very strange ACTUAL parade in front of creatures called Horribles, and have to design floats to represent concepts that the AI does not really explain very well. There's a lot happening here, and yet...somehow not enough? Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where I'm starting to get into the weeds a little bit regarding all the details of the backstories. I'm curious how you all feel about this. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we're finally about to start the next heat, things are all planned out and we think we've got it all figured out, and then...the AI decides that it hates everyone and that he's going to force a really shitty situation. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we're gearing up for the next heat, but first we've got to deal with "Linus", the alleged Snow Cone who is actually an assassin, and it turns out that everybody fucking knows already?! Oh dude, and here I thought you were really pulling off the weirdo pervert act. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we're finally about to start the next heat, things are all planned out and we think we've got it all figured out, and then...the AI decides that it hates everyone and that he's going to force a really shitty situation. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! But apologies since apparently my mic was on the wrong intake and the sound is...not great. Sigh. These chapters are the ones where Dong and Corcunda go out in a blaze of glory, and Carl finally shares his suicidal plan for the 11th floor which has everyone pissed off. But especially Donut. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we find out what the plan is for getting Li Na into the Pineapple Cabaret, and it's a very interesting hack that looks like it might actually work! Also, we are able to reunite the two halves of Corcunda, but it triggers an asshole God to show up. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl has to sing karaoke. Other stuff happens, but like....c'mon. Thanks for listening, and I will see you next week! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut have to do a race with a bunch of walking corpses and clockwork automatons at the wheel, and oh boy they are really getting put through it. Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Carl watches an NPC declare how important to him his friends are, and that he will do anything to help them, seconds before said NPC is mowed down by a couple asshole tigren. And Carl loses his temper. Thank you all so much for listening to this episode, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This section is the one where we go into a secret area to talk to Akuma, the War Mage, and we find out a lot of weird information about how some of the previous crawlers took over a whole floor and are creating a little utopia there. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Gluteous Max overdoses, and the goddess of chaos comes to demand Carl's devotion. Thank you so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut go on the Plenty Of Plenty talk show and it's super weird. While there, they learn of some harrowing news about the AI and the gods, and they then have to start the next heat. Thanks so much to everyone for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to MIchael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Dong Quixote is reunited with his love...kinda. But not really. Meanwhile, Carl is getting weird messages from the War Mages and bad things are happening to Cascadia. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are where we touch base with the other crawlers and find out what their vehicles are, try to get a sense of their headspaces, and meet some other NPCs. Plus we get to see the village and chat with Prepotente about a...problem. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are when we finally meet some of our other competitors in the races, and it's an odd assortment of people that vary from tentatively friendly to performatively unfriendly, and yet I don't want any of them to explode and die at the end! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates! Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are really something, and I have to admit that my anxiety is quite high and I’m not really sure why but i have to assume that it’s just because I keep rememebering how bad i am at racing games, and the stakes here are much higher. PLUS we have some new NPC friends who KNOW they’re NPCs and…oof. It’s a lot. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV