Lu & Jarch

Today on the show Jarch takes on the worst challenge of his life (he’s literally STILL reeling from it now). And Lu has been caught stealing something from a colleague at work… of course we managed to get audio of the confrontational moment. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we kick off the Dare to Daddy pranks, where Jarch takes on challenges from listeners to win them money. We’ve started strong, let’s just say Daddy was squealing. And Lu and Jarch are going head to head in an application for a job with…. SNOOP DOGG! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins or strangers. And Judge Jarchy decides if it’s rude to invite your entire work team (minus the new girl) to your birthday party. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new neighbourhood group chat which can only end badly. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous names of Canadian lakes, spoilers, Pussy Lake is real!! And funny things you did as a kid that scared your parents. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia by answering some anonymously submitted questions about puberty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch takes on another Undercover Lover challenge, he put Deans lover Stephanie to the test to see if she’ll pretend to be his reference. And does size matter? A urologist has confirmed the official average size among men. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many people think about someone else during sexy time? Who doesn’t wash their hands after the toilet? And how many people are snooping through their partner’s phone? We’ve spent the last 7 days collecting the data — and some of the results may surprise you. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch talks about getting carried away at the pub with Lu’s boyfriend Lachy over the weekend. We want to know how many people are peeing in the shower, and we chat about the greatest catches of all time. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left his wife a little unhappy. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create the first ever “baby bingle” for Monique and her 9 week old son Hugo. We also want to know – what happened to you while you were dressed in a costume? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores pretending to be the horny couple. And Jarch tried to scare Lu in the carpark…but it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.