Goldie Lookin Chain

# On Tour: Sweaty Gigs, Chip Shops, and Festival Fun We dive into the recent tour experiences of the band, filled with laughter, mishaps, and a touch of nostalgia. ## The Tour Kicks Off The band recently embarked on their tour, having just completed the last festival of the summer. Egg kicks things off with a shoutout to their loyal fans, saying, "Clearly only the best people have turned up." They reminisce about the first few shows, starting in South End, where Mike admits, "I started drinking very early, which is unlike me. And I got very drunk." Meanwhile, Egg recalls their first night, which involved a trip to a chip shop and a rather unfortunate gas incident that left a fellow concert-goer surprised. He quips, "I'm sorry that I puffed all over you." ## Highlights from the Shows Each gig has its own charm, and the boys discuss their experiences with the support act. They also share details about their unique in-house competition: the first person to bed after a gig wins a FIFA-approved prize. As Egg puts it, "Billy was the first person in bed but he became null and void because within ten minutes he'd gotten out of bed and gone down to the bar for a drink." ## Festival Fun The recent Mucky Weekender Festival was a standout moment. Egg praises the festival for its diverse music scene, mentioning acts like Goldie and Gentleman's Dub Club. "If you've not been to Mucky Weekend, it's a brilliant festival," he says, emphasizing the eclectic mix of sounds and vibrant atmosphere. Graham, on the other hand, humorously adds to the conversation about post-festival experiences, particularly regarding toilet facilities, leading to a light-hearted quiz about Graham's next-day bathroom habits. ## Reflecting on the Journey As the band continues their tour, they reflect on the friends they've met and the memories made along the way. From chip shop adventures to lively gigs, every moment is a story worth sharing. If you’ve enjoyed these tales, tune in for more insights and adventures as the tour continues. Who knows what else is in store for these seasoned performers? This is what AI thinks the show is about. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eggs, GTB & Mike Balls try to remember: Mister Fahrenheit Everybody Is a DJ Disguise By Any Means Necessary Welcome to Germany Apathy 3D Nothing Ever Happens Space Police Rollin' Strobe Lights Unemployed and Overdrawn Garlic Bread New Day BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tour tales, ahead of the Stairway To Newport tour starting 3rd September. Tickets HERE . BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A celebration of pets, rescue dogs, greyhounds, and the questionable things humans do in the name of love. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys discuss Under the Counter the third studio album. It was released on 17 March 2008 under Shellshock Records, after the group were dropped from their previous label, Warner Music Group. It contains various demos and songs left over from the recording sessions of the previous two albums. "Adam on the Phone" "The Take Over" "Hardcore Exchange" "House Party" "Eddie the Wrestler" "Majic Dusty" "Maggot Chant" "The Nugget" "Lloyd Ganja 9t9s Lament" "Amsterdamage" "Minimoto" "Spaceman" "Song for Kelly" BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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all this plus, win a chance to snog Adam's bottom. Watch the filmed versions at Patreon.com/YouKnowsIt BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's ill-informed analysis of the previous night's World Cup Football, live chat from YouTube and Patreon. Craig David appears, but is never acknowledged. Watch at Patreon.com/youknowsit BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Part 1 of the Goldie Lookin Podcast live in Newport. How many ways is there to write this description? BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Right then… strap in you filthy animals, this one’s an absolute state from start to finish. The boys are back chatting pure nonsense, kicking off with gout chat (rock ‘n’ roll, lads) before immediately descending into a medically inaccurate but deeply disturbing breakdown of diet, injuries, and why you should never kick a door frame in anger. Life lessons, sort of. From there it’s straight into festival war stories , and honestly… it’s chaos: Wheelbarrowing Beyoncé onto stage like she’s a sack of spuds Nearly dying from nuclear-level hot sauce (and the aftermath… Jesus Christ) Silent discos turning into full-on WWE situations with security Entire festival fields basically made of wee Misty bulldozing security like he’s in Gladiator And at least three separate incidents involving bodily functions gone very wrong There’s also: The legendary “Terry Wogan is dead” sign incident (which goes about as badly as you’d expect) A full breakdown of how rumours at festivals used to spread like wildfire (RIP literally everyone every weekend apparently) Golf buggy crimes, near-death fireworks situations, and upsetting Neil Young for no reason whatsoever A man getting gangrene from a festival fence (standard) Someone mistaking a sleeping human for a bin bag and booting them across a field Plus loads of vintage GLC behaviour: Getting battered in tiki bars Starting chants at other people’s gigs Playing “family-friendly” sets to horrified Christian kids And discovering that dancing in a hole can become the highlight of your entire night Key takeaway: Festivals used to be lawless, disgusting, dangerous… and absolutely brilliant. We wrap up with a bit of modern-day moaning (IDs, sniffer dogs, no fun allowed anymore), some chat about upcoming shows, and the usual descent into nonsense about health, ageing, and trying not to die. 🔥 Highlights: “I thought I was gonna die… then I saw your face and knew I was.” “My ass was in tatters.” “That’s my uncle you twat!” “We nearly set off the fireworks at 2pm.” 💬 In short: Gout, guts, mud, booze, violence, lies, near-death experiences, and lads behaving exactly how you’d expect. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's episode: 🤨The laugh-out-loud idea of buying Newport City Football Club 🔥Near-death stories from band tour mishaps, including being run over by a lorry, fireworks, being set on fire (for fun), more fireworks, eating the wrong things 🚑 Adventures with truck driving, and more roadside chaos and unexpected thrills Childhood antics and daring experiments 🌊 Unbelievable tales of almost drowning in a water park and snowboarding mishaps Watch in full at https://www.patreon.com/YouKnowsIt BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the boys go Live & Direct (zero production values, maximum nonsense) to tackle the biggest cultural event since Egg boiled 12 eggs wrong… Record Store Day. Eggsy, Graham The Bear (GTB), King Dickhead and Producer Paul get stuck into: Vinyl nerd chat that quickly goes off the rails Queueing up for records like it’s 1997 again Why Taylor Swift is basically running the vinyl industry now And why HMV is now 90% plastic tat and 10% £40 Radiohead albums GTB gives us the full emotional rollercoaster of running a record shop on Record Store Day (financial fear + Taylor Swift optimism), while Egg breaks down how it all started vs what it’s become. 📢 Shout Outs Radioactive (apparently the best band in Britain… unverified) All independent record shops doing the lord’s work Anyone still buying physical music in 2026 (respect) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 20 Episode 20 and the boys are back chatting absolute nonsense with just enough structure to pretend it’s a podcast. With questions from the fans, it’s another deep dive into the GLC brain — which is not a safe place to be. What’s In This Episode 🎤 Questions from the fans 🍺 Stories that start normal and end somewhere else entirely 🧠 Memories that may or may not be true 😂 Ongoing attempts to keep things on track BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 19 This week the boys are joined by historian and author Graham Loveluck-Edwards LLB (Hons) — which sounds very official until GLC get involved. Get ready for pirates, ships and fossilised footsteps in the mud! 📚 Real history (mostly) 🎤 GLC BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch the full video on Patreon This week the boys are joined by filmmaker Kieran Edwards , the man responsible for the horror film Blood Demons — which also happens to feature Goldie Lookin Chain getting murdered by vampires after smoking suspicious weed on a beach near Newport lighthouse. Naturally the conversation goes completely off the rails. Expect stories about filming on a farmer’s field, cows watching the shoot, carpets from Kidderminster (apparently the carpet capital of the world), and the lads’ surprisingly deep knowledge of vintage Hammer horror films. There’s also memories of GLC appearing on TV shows like Buzzcocks , The Weakest Link , and accidentally getting drunk before going live on Newsnight . Plus: 🎬 Horror film chat and favourite scary movies 🎤 GLC’s brief acting careers 🧠 A quiz called Beat The Bear 👹 New horror audio series Lucifer’s Tales of Doom BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎧 Goldie Lookin Chain Podcast – Episode 17 This week the boys head back to 2005 and the legendary GLC trip to Japan — a long flight, heavy jet lag, brandy at breakfast, and toilets so advanced they changed lives forever. From playing Sonic Mania and sharing dressing rooms with Marilyn Manson, to nearly getting arrested for hanging out of hotel windows, it’s a chaotic look at GLC going international for the first time. Plus: recording Safe As F ck* at Rockfield, two weeks of “creative exploration,” modern art disasters in Lambeth Street, and the plate-smashing incident that probably ended an era. It’s culture. It’s history. It’s bidets. Long way to Japan though. BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 16 sees the lads bravely hand control of the podcast over to the public — with predictably disastrous results. Armed with Facebook questions and zero organisation, GLC tackle life’s big topics: curry orders when someone else is paying, crisps that gave you the shits, shower-time music, shell suits with missing limbs, and why Burberry absolutely hated them. 🍛 Dream curry orders when Graham’s footing the bill 🥘 Curry house politics: Mahin Spire vs Handpost Tandoori 🚌 The true meaning of Kiosk 113 and where the other 112 kiosks went 🥔 Rare crisps, oven instructions, and instant diarrhoea 🚿 Shower-time music choices and practicing raps while washing your foul 🎤 Songs the band love but don’t play live (and why that’s probably for the best) 🕺 Welcome to Germany and the interpretive dance that cost them most of their audience 🐶 Dogs vs cats, plus historic anti-cat propaganda in the NME 🍺 Gigs ruined (or enhanced) by chemical enthusiasm 🎪 Festival memories involving Red Stripe cans used as microphones 🏨 A corporate gig, lost hotel rooms, drag queens, and promises that went unfulfilled 🧥 Billy’s shell suit sleeves and the international sleeve-sharing agreement 🍻 Who’s worst at drinking beer (and who can sleep holding a pint) 🥪 The ultimate working men’s club buffet: prawns, mini Kievs, egg sandwiches and beige fear 🧢 The fate of Fash, balaclavas, and ideas that never quite took off 🚗 Why the car had to be destroyed and filmed 🚌 Newport bus routes, pub crawls, and not helping pregnant women 🛒 The middle aisle of Lidl: trainers, windcheaters, DIY tools and hidden dildos 💿 Hidden tracks on GLC albums and how CDs used to mess with your head 🛍️ Cwmbran vs Newport (spoiler: Newport wins, obviously) 📻 A wholesome shout-out to the band Radioactive BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in what the boys describe as an “executive drinking establishment” , this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio: 365 skid-mark-free days . What Happens (In No Particular Order) 🥤 Dry January continues (Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies) 🎧 The new GLC song Dry January and why cheap videos are better 🫀 A near-death New Year’s Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis 🦷 A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctly 🔥 A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystem 📢 Public Service Announcement: hot water bottles can kill you 👖 A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper quality 🚌 Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubs 🧠 Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organised 🏰 Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insulted 🍺 Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torso 🎤 The official launch of the GLC Tour Quiz , featuring no buzzers and total confusion 🎟️ Tour announcement: “Stairway To Newport” (tickets available, and you'd think there would be a link here but there isn't) BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Dry January. Sort of. Eggsy’s on a “massive can”, Rhys is insisting he is sober, and Producer Paul is spiritually broken after poisoning himself on New Year’s Eve. Together, Rhys & Eggs kick off what may or may not be the first podcast of 2026 ever made , and immediately derail into cans, colours of alcohol, and why mixing drinks will absolutely ruin your life. What follows is a deep, dangerous dive into old press interviews from 2009, fan Q&As that should never have been answered, and proof that the internet used to just print anything you told it. New Single out now Key GLC Science Facts People were younger in 2009 than they are now Mixing drink colours is a medical disaster Charity shops peaked in the early 2000s If you can smell your own balls, something has gone wrong Press interviews were better when journalists didn’t fact-check What Goes Down 🍺 Dry January chat (aka Can-uary, Dry-Jan-Except-Lager, and “I’ll start on the 13th”) 🎵 Talking the new GLC song Dry Jan — shot on a phone, in a cricket club, featuring Eggsy’s dad 📉 Proof that cheaper videos = better songs 📰 Revisiting a cursed 2009 Female First interview that somehow still exists online 🧥 How to dress like GLC (answer: charity shops, nosy women, skid-marked pants) 🍞 Gourmet recipes including Bread & Salt and eating your own snot 🎬 Who should play GLC in a film (spoiler: Ian Lavender from Dad’s Army) 🚌 Tour memories involving hangovers, northern train stations, frozen feet, and no food 🧠 Admitting that for the first five years of the band, everything said to the press was a lie 🎤 The best and worst things about touring (mostly smells, buses, and balls) 🗑️ Why charity shops are dead and Vinted ruined everything 🎭 David Bowie impressions nobody asked for 🛑 A firm reminder at the end: don’t kill dogs BECOME A MEMBER OF THE GOLDIE LOOKIN PODCAST ON PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.