The League of Record

Week 1 is in the books, and the league is already in Lana Straw mid-season form. The Guy Next Door joins to talk joining Lana Straw, why the fall now owns his brain, and a brutal Week 1 that left him questioning everything. The crew hits Premier and Champeens highs and lows, the close ones that went down to the wire, Chop League FAAB chaos, drama filled kicker point gate and the final decision, early trades, Discord heat, and TGND's amazing review magazine. The episode ends with a rousing poop discussion.

Fart Toot, H-Town, and Amburgers break down draft weekend and the hemorrhoid games. Booms triumph, All Gold No Glory's Glory, Amburgers despair, egg roll delight, creme brulees, and perfect steak. It was an epic weekend.

LANA STRAW!!! The 2026 Season is upon us, year 11 of Lana Straw is about to begin! Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town get you excited for the upcoming season and break down draft weekend. Fart Toot is still beaming with his championship glow while Amburgers faces the realties of what he faces on draft weekend. Get involved, get excited, and call us with your draft weekend excitement ‪(469) 249-0255‬! Good luck this year Lana Straw!

We celebrate our champions Fart Toot Squeak, and Back Door Heat! They both join H Town and Amburgers and recap Back Door Heats season along with the amazing championship final, as well as Fart Toot Squeaks incredible run from relegated to champion. They listen to some voicemails from Boom and Jackin Goff before and after their games. Finally the painful process of discussing the relegation battle takes place as Amburgers grasps at reasons for relegation and bemoans the system. Thanks to all who listened this year and we'll see you on the next one!

Championship hopeful Diamond Dogs joins the crew to talk about his week 1 playoff win and looks ahead to his big matchup this week. Everyone dives into the week that was and what is ahead. Amburgers defends his relegation team, and offers some insight to the current system. Discusiions on next years playoff seeding and possible rule changes are broken down. Shout out to some great discord moments this week are discussed and much more! It's playoff and relegation season!

We know who is out and who is in! The playoffs are here and Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers break it all down! They take deep dives into both leagues and the week that led up to the playoffs. Amburgers proposes some potential changes for next year. And a final look at some bench situations on the Champeens, and lets just say, it is not pretty. This episode is power packed for the playoffs, good luck Lana Straw!!

Warrens $2 Warriors (Tyler Warren has not been on his team for some time) joins Fart Toot and Amburgers to discuss his first season in the premier league! He also recaps his stellar performance at draft weekend and we get some insight into why he dominated pool football. The playoff picture is coming into view and they break down both leagues and what each manager needs in the coming week. They round it out with a look back at all the drama in college football last week, and the coaching shuffles across the sport.

Happy Thanksgiving! Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers take a deep look into the playoff standings in both leagues. They take a look at some sleeper teams, and listen to a listener voicemail! Then break down the trades and the trade deadline drama going on in some teams front offices behind the scenes. They round it out by sharing what they are thankful for on this Thanksgiving.

This a packed episode with the one and only CELERY STICKS! Fresh off a controversial W Celery joins the crew to talk about his wild season thus far and what could be in store for the rest of the year. They dive into typical Shiny controversy. The mastermind is at it again. Boom gets another W and half the league changes their Boomy names. A lot of trades to get to, including a deeper dive into TGND's trades this year. Some teams get ripped and you can probably guess who.

The one and only Cowboy's September Dreams joins H Town and Amburgers this week. He comes ready with some amazing ideas for the league and shares his experience thus far in his two years in the Champeens League. They break down the standings in both leagues, discuss the pillow fights and blow outs and the merits of a Kicker super flex? A punter / kicker side league? It ends with a tremendous question and a real catch 22. You don't want to miss this one!

Fart Toot, Amburgers, and H-Town go over certain teams injury luck this year as well as game put on by Mr. Squeak. They look over the discord shennanigans, rip some people including each other, review trades and round it out with a to go bag! Featuring the classic spoiled dogs that get featured on college football... Or maybe it's Diamond Dogs himself that is spoiled with Caleb Williams! Have a listen and always feel free to call the pod line at 469-249-0255

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Fart Toot Squeak, H Town, and Amburgers join together to analyze the season thus far and break down each team. They start with a quick recap of both leagues for week 7 then dive right in. They share their own power rank list. They discuss the Willies waiver swagger and how calls out the discord. Some people get ripped and they wrap it up with a new segment "Amburgers To Go Bag." Can you recognize the NFL broadcast theme songs?

Texas Tornadoes joins Fart Toot Squeak and Amburgers for this week's episode! He shares his experience in Lana thus far and how his draft strategy has developed in the league. They recap the typical MNF madness in Lana Straw including TGND's amazing gif. The team survivor pool champs are crowned, and look forward to individual pool coming up. They discuss some of the champeen excitement along with some Premier managers getting ripped. Most importantly they break down the trades of the week including some 5.0 earthquakes that sent shockwaves through Lana.

With a lot to catch up on these last two weeks, Fart Toot, H Town, and Amburgers go over recent trades, waiver targets, and Shiney's recent domination. How injuries have affected the league and some managers. Some Champeens get ripped, we play some listener voicemails and look across the standings!

Its a packed pod! The Jackal, Shiny Hiney, and fresh off his first win in nearly two years, The Wheaton Di...no Fantasy is a Sham...wait Yay, or whatever his name is, THOMAS, joins Fart Toot and Amburgers for this star studded episode. You get to hear about how these Three Musketeers came to be, and a look at their seasons thus far. Spoiler, the Jackal likes where he's at. A wild recap of Monday Night Football with some joy and heartbreak is discussed. They break down the trades of the week as well as debuting a new intro for Booms trade corner. Some people get ripped and of course some bold predictions are made. But wait there's more! The Cowboys fans stick around for an episode after the episode as they share in a Cowboys therapy session.

The Titan of trades, the Toast of Trade Town, the man transfixed on trades, Boom Baum joins the pod! The crew starts with a recap of Booms season thus far, and dive into his trade psychology. Then a quick update on the survivor pool and The Jackals amazing week. How could we do a podcast without acknowledging Lana Straw's own Brandon Aubrey?! A new segment, Boom Baums trade corner is debuted with a recap of some recent trading as Amburgers and Boom duke it out along with Fart Toot QB hoarding. A blockbuster trade takes place during the episode, and another new segment is debuted "It's Time to Get Ripped!". This is a jam packed episode you don't want to miss it! Let us know your thoughts at 469-249-0255 and leave a voicemail for the podcast! Maybe you have a question, a suggestion, need some different angles on a Lana trade offer, anything let us know!

The first week is in the books and do Fart Toot... wait no My Kittle Hurts, Amburgers, H Town, and guest Willie Nillies overreact to week 1?! They look at the trade deals from the last week and the Waiver Wire bonanza for Herbert and QJ. Amburgers offers up an interesting peace offering to TGND. H Town would like to emphasize the projections this year, and they round it out with some BOLD predictions and a start/sit discussion.

Fart Toot and Amburgers are joined by the great John aka TGND from the Premier League and Chase aka Jerry Owner + Jerry GM from the Champeens! Fresh off his #1 ESPN projected draft Chase shares his experience from the draft weekend in Fredericksburg and what we can expect out of his team this year. Do we have another live trade take place on the pod? TGND shares some info on an amazing project he's working on to take Lana to an entirely new level! And we all recount some recent trade proceedings including some interesting trade reversals. Lets go Lana Straw, good luck this year!!

The boys got together to recap the most wonderful time of the year, LANA STRAW DRAFT WEEKEND. They fight through the sore muscles and burst hemorrhoids to relive some of the best moments of draft weekend, and dive in to both leagues drafts. Lana Straw 2025 is off to a roaring start! This was recorded before the Micah Parsons trade FYI, otherwise Amburgers' disposition would've been way worse.