I Woke Up For This

Our beloved friend and favorite bassist, Duster joins in studio today! We discuss going to Thailand for surgery and an influencer’s bad decision on getting surgery there, getting surgery to make your full body bigger and getting mroe elbows. We also cover COOK chairs, Selma Kayak, Mitch Mcconnel, getting spots being oldgetting sports, we sing, and talk about oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

Bethany Abeln, crowd favorite joins the show again for a rad, stupendous, awesome time! We talk Beth’s wild dream of surviving in a nursing home barn, Marquay skipping Bethany’s pregger kegger, the miracle of child birth, girls thinking the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants makes sense, riding in cars with boys, bathing, boxing Chevy Chase and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

A pal, friend, bar fly, and all around cool guy, Riley Nelson joins the show today! A stupendous day to wake up and see what’s going on in the world. The boys talk about having Indian professors, make fun faces, talk mythology, wearing fedoras in elementary school, Elton John really being named Reginald White, animals that would be cool to get mauled by, having German names, people being Not Sees if they’re blind, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

Our favorite bartender pal, Meredith Turner, joins the pod again! A great morning as we talk new things like electric vehicles, Batman having a batbus, long pinky toes, Sysco the delivery company and singer, Schwann’s men, getting roasted by your pal’s offspring, marriage pacts with unhappy couples, nannies for stay at home parents, multiple marriages, dead significant others, eating eggs for money, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

A good ole Quay and Blaise Ep. The guys you love to be awakened by. Fun day talking about running while holding hands, homeless people outside our building, VERTICLEEZ - a great new character from Greek Mythology - hammer hits, playing whack a mole with prairie dogs, women throwing shotput, The Whateversphere, basketball passing, if people ever have hairy fronts, sides, AND backs. Then we get into Hayden P, some TikTok stuff said about us, and so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

Tristan and Travis Tschida, two random dudes Blaise met at the bar the night before wake up to join the boys! Blaise had a golf tournament the full day before, the guest boys just got of WeFest bender, and Quay just got back from the Cook Islands but that doesn't stop the the great talk as the boys discuss old guy breath, mom farts, saying Italian Parsley instead of Cilantro, lots of president talk, Gilbert Grapes mom being William Howard Taft, corn sweats, Big Bird getting lost and oh so much more! These boys are on a nationwide trip, so if you see them, give them a high five, buy them a beer, and/or call them Corn Sweat. They'll be your pals. Enjoy! Love you!

Quay is away to play so some of our favorite people - Josh Dullea and Lauren Spillers join the show today! We get into real parents talk, with talk about raising dumb kids, annoying people at breweries, parents having baby books, lifes big milky teet, being emo pals, going to concerts pregnant, being annoying to cops, being real turds, contracting DUI as a disease, Skittle bones and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love you!

Dominick Franchino rolls out of bed to join the boys in the morning today! They talk about gains, Chris Gaines, garages with cars, hiding aliens under pizza restaurants for Aliengate, discuss heritages, disgusting fish, Malort shots, Arby's employee's spitting in food, electric sharks and so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

The boys wake up for a rad and super fun Tuesday! We talk about the controversial new super hero - Captain Durag, The Father Of The Bride movies, 2oons, how you could capitalize on having kidney stones, we call friends and see if they answer, talk about friendship, the pursuit of happiness, and oh so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

The good ole Tried And True, Bethany Abeln steps up to the plate again for a wild one! We talk about Michael Proctor The Doctor (and other Michael Proctors), triple doubles, Walmart and Target Bathrooms, Frankenkramer, ultrasounds, being Pre-K, Lindsey Graham, sunglasses, Swingstock going on in Moorhead, wearing a bandana like Flea wore a sock, Reginald Denny, Roger Denny, and oh so much more! Grant calls in at around 19 mins if you wanna jump straight to him. FYI. Enjoy!! Love you!

Grant Winkels, hilarious comic and pal from Minneapolis wakes up with the boys today! We talk World Cup, Lebron James being bald, fireworks instead of drones on the 4th of July, crossing the Delaware and Potomac River, cannonballs, Elvis, getting hit by bikes in the front of busses, playing against WNBA players & NBA players 1 on 1, Rod Stewart songs, being extreme, and oh so many other things. Grant calls in at around 19 mins if you wanna jump straight to him. FYI. Enjoy!! Love you!

Meredith Turner, stellar bartender/craft cocktail master and pal wakes up the earliest she's ever woken up to join the show today! We talk having unique names, things only being awkward if you make stuff awkward, having 2 people you're seeing show up at the bar, favorite places to cry, missing concerts we wanted to see, ADIDAS acronyms, CRAZY sitting arrangements on plane trips, Vegas Tunnel People, being great human resource employees, square cheese curds, not getting paid for pull tabs, great home defenses, thinking of the word adrenaline and accidentally saying "the extreme sensation" and oh so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

Bethany Abeln, comedian, pal, and tiny monster creator joins the show today! We talk about the wonders of pregnancy, dancing while hunting, about age old question "is dance a sport?", we hear baby names Beth has picked out, doing accents of white people, rhyming with bigger, and so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

Josh Dullea - good friend, great comic, and singer for Peter Dickett wakes up and joins the show again! We talk wrestling in lawns, player pianos, Jars of Clay, Jesus having a content house with The Apostles, being a rich carpenter, Sharon Stone and ice picks, kissing attractive dudes, Dolphin Lundgren and Shane Gills, Salem Warlock Trials, some stuff about Sweden, Noah's Ark, and oh so much more! Enjoy!! Love you!

Sophia Richards, Miss North Dakota 2026, crawls out of bed, puts on her tiara, and joins the show for a rad time to start her day! We talk how Sophia initially got into pageants, the age gap in pageants, the logistics of inevitable divorces, singing in French, dating your cousin, sitting outside nice pickups to get dates, not cooking for yourself if you're a chick, mooning people on the track bus in high school, old timey telephones, we learn all the hot new young lingo... like Huzz and So Tea... and oh so much more! Sophia is a fun time! Check her out on Insta at @thesophiarichards @missndusa Watch her dance on TikTok: @sorich Or go see her hanging out at Sports Bar. Enjoy!! Love you!

Colton Turner, rad DJ and cool friend joins the pod today! We talk about what he'd run on if he were running for mayor, socks, homeless people with parrots, getting called out by girls and being wrong, doing black face with a green screen, where decks of cards come from, having 3 balls, locker room stories, ingrown toe nail surgeries, Irish goodbyes, summer drinking, and oh so much more! Check out his music online, or see him live when he DJs as Noncents & Flamigos. Or go pal around with him whenever you see him out because he's a good time. Enjoy!! Love you!

Hold on to your shorts... and you're mouths this episode because we got a sick boy in studio! This is a great episode where we go over some Memorial Day shenanigans, dreaming of Tech N9ne, the famous Plaster Caster, playing limbo to get your inheritance, count how many groans Quay makes - rightfully so, because he caught something fierce - , the Enhanced Games, Blaise's friend who juiced in high school, sales at car stores, and oh so much more! Studio had some camera troubles so we just singled it this week. Hope it doesn't throw ya off too much. Enjoy! Love You!

2 Tired boys on the podcast today after a weekend of getting sick and other shenanigans. We talk eating spaghetti while sick, Blaise getting his hosting wrong this week and leaving after his set by accident, mixing all pops together, talking about beeping going on that no one else can hear, what you should get people for their weddings, getting radiation therapy for literally every sickness, growing extra limbs, coaching kids, being made out of meat, carrying a man who's legs don't work, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

Duster wakes up to slap the bass (and us around) in the morning! We get right down to it talking spooky talk, scary people at the end of hallways, snapping people with towels, giving yourself pimples and large cysts to be able to see Dr. Pimple Popper, weird dance parents, accruing interest in things, walking into porta potties, more Twicing People, sleeved shirts being the same price as shirts with no sleeves, we get Marquay another rapper name... and ohhhh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!

Nathan Roe, stellar friend, funny comic, and good guy joins the show today! We talk some real cool rappers - like Sean Combs and that TikTok guy who's gf they found in a Tesla Trunk. Come up with cool rap names for ourselves (like Plump Mama), chocolate potato chips, bringing your family to Little St. James instead of Disney Land to save costs on vacation, wearing The Fifth Element costume as a guy, how all the characters in Winnie The Pooh Dress, making Italian Sodas with Pepperoni Sticks - as the Italians intended - smelling it and dealing it in court, different old YouTube vids, and oh so much more! Enjoy! Love You!