Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie think everyone is losing their minds. You can't trust Reddit. Have you heard about this guy who pretended to be a 49er and catfished a bunch of women out of over 1 million dollars. We're tired of actors that aren't athletic trying to be. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how hard it is to pull of a mustache. Is Eddie's son "spoiling the nest"? Also, what is "spoiling the nest"? Jenn used to love rats until the "Rat Lady". Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk tanning. Which celebrity deaths really affected you? (this was record before we lost Dolly). When creating something like a new hour of stand up comedy should you do what you want to do or listen to other people and do what they think you should do? Are you practicing goal avoidance? Eddie is. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie need intro music. Are Millennials the Kings of Cringe? Jenn is also medicated so look out. Eddie wants an Ewok. Jenn spent how much on a wig? Did you know there's a Disney Adult Prom? Now you do. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie are having serious Disney withrawal. It's been a while since they've gone but they feel they could give the VIP tour. Apparently the plumbing backed up in Anahiem leaving making it's a small world it's a smell world... I'll show myself out. How many actual fights have you gotten in? Bet it's more than Eddie. Is Student Government actually a thing? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie is in need of a fluffer. Jenn tells here tales form Comic Con. Jenn finally gets pulled over without having her boobs. Do you need structure or can you wing it? Plus, did Eddie cause his son to fail his driving test. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn is shocked Eddie alreay got his Doomsday tickets. Eddie talks about his love of the movie theater experience. How do you guide a young person into a successful career today? Is A.I. gonna leave a place for any of that? If you're gonna get into enterainment have a back up or at least a job to support you during. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie get off to a rocky start. When's the last time you had a good sleep? Jenn has a new favorite Cody. Jenn is close to swtiching teams. Eddie thought she might have switched a while ago. They discuss the difficulties of working with your spouse and how it can end a relationship. Also, a little Comic Con preview. Jenn and Eddie are both going and performing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie have some thoughts on the backlash from their waterpark comments. They also have some thoughts on the changes to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland and the kid who jumped out of Tianna's Bayou Adventure. Also, the neighbors hate the ne Fast & Furious ride at Universal. Sorry lots of theme park talk today. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their trips home. Eddie did a lot of house work. Jenn celebrated her Grandmother's 103rd birthday. There's also a town they're both familar with... South of the Border. Eddie may or may not work at Hooters now. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie are doing a home pod because Eddie fucked up. Sorry. The gang gives their spoiler free review of Supergirl. Plus, Jenn has a spirit animal in Disclosure Day. Also, sorry but there's no Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about social media and the device that can spare you it's torment, the Brick. There was a bungee jumping mishap in brazil and it's worse than you think. What does your IG Algorithm say about you? Who loves sharks? How long does a roller coaster have to be in place before you ride it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss delaing with grief. Eddie recently recently his best friend to cancer. The gang goes down the road of memories and explore the different ways of dealing with such a loss. Plus, they do a Florida Man Friday, because Jerry would have wanted it that way.

This week starts with a bathroom break and somehow turns into a deep dive on ADHD, time blindness, surgery recovery, relationships, Disney adults, and one of the greatest train enthusiasts ever witnessed in the wild. We talk about what ADHD actually looks like when you're living with it every day, including forgetting to eat, ignoring bodily functions, underestimating how long everything takes, and convincing yourself that a 2-hour project will somehow only take 20 minutes. We also get into: * ADHD hyperfocus and time blindness * Why recovery from surgery always takes longer than you think * Relationship expectations and showing up for your partner * The weird things couples do for each other * Why Disney might secretly be the perfect sensory experience * The legendary Disneyland Train Guy * Disney adults, nostalgia, and comfort places * Florida Man Friday returns Unofficial sponsor shoutouts this week: 🏰 Disneyland — where you can ride a train through prehistoric times and accidentally meet the world's leading expert on train water. 🚂 The Disneyland Railroad — bringing dinosaurs, questionable science, and deeply committed train enthusiasts together since 1955. 🌮 Taco Bell Baja Blast — inspiring both beverages and apparently emotional support fish. If you've ever lost track of time, forgotten to eat while working, hyperfixated on something weird, or found yourself comforted by a theme park train, congratulations. This episode might be for you. Thanks for hanging out with us.

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how terms like "gaslighting" are thrown around on social media because eveyone thinks they're a therapist online. They also talk about the people that leave comments on posts saying "you look older", well no shit, that photo is 15 years old. There's an election happening in California this week and some of the people running are insane. Did your Class Presdient really do anything? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their happy places. There once was a club in Pasadena that was the greatest room in the world for comedy. Jenn's Dad goes to the ER and apparently it's not a "Big Deal". Jenn also participated in the Two Bears 5k which was not the best idea. Gen Z is way less judgemental. Also, Jenn and Eddie discuss the moments they finally left home. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about the long walk Eddie just took. The Hollywood Walk of fame doesn't have famous people walking on it, just porn stars. They also discuss career and personal rock bottoms and how they climbed out of it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss Eddie's dog's weird behavior. Can a dog have a sibling rivalry with a human? Eddie took the family to Star Wars Nite at Disneyland. Which began the debate - Is Disneyland better than Diseny World? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie are back in the studio. Jenn gives us a boob update. The gang talks about self-image and how to deal with it when things change. Jenn had her Montreal Festival callback and she did some new jokes. Apparently Fox News isn't just fake news it's also fake boobs. Colton pulled his firsty "all nighter" and Eddie couldn't be more proud. Plus, some kids are using A.I. to write and their gonna be sorry. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about Prom, after parties and boobs. It's everything you ever wanted in a podcast.