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AVN Top 500 Athletes are gearing up for the annual "Suck Off" championship, a competition dedicated to crowning the woman with the best "oral technique." Top coach, Jeff, loses his star contender, The Mouth, after she quits mid-round during an exhibition match. Desperate for a new would-be star ‘athlete’ to compete for the world title, he finds the perfect candidate in the form of the shy and inexperienced Tammy. Realizing her tremendous potential, Jeff convinces her to begin a rigorous training process, but when reigning champion Cynthia Silkthroat, and her sleazy manager Jake the Snake, get wind of Tammy’s incredible abilities, they begin a sinister campaign to ensure she doesn’t win the coveted title… One of the last hurrah’s from the hardcore theatrical era, Paul Vatelli’s STIFF COMPETITION is a snappily paced sex farce boasting an all-star cast, headlined by Gina Carrera (Suburbia), Cyndee Summers (Taboo IV), John Leslie (SexWorld), Herschel Savage (Trashy Lady), and Kitten Natividad (Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens). Studio: Caballero Home Video Series: Stiff Competition Run Time: 1 hrs. 32 mins. Starring: Bridgette Monet , Cyndee Summers , Jenna Carrera , Kitten Natividad , Patti Wright , David Cannon , Herschel Savage , John Leslie , Kevin James , Paul Thomas , Ron Jeremy Categories: '80s , Athletes , AVN Awards , AVN Top 500 , Awards , Blowjobs , Character , Classic , Classic Plot , Comedy , Couples , Feature , Group Sex , Oral , Orgy , Plot Oriented , Sport Plots Watch HERE BUY HERE BUY THE PODCAST A COFFEE

Lust, Desire, Satisfaction and so much more all come together in... Tapestry of Passion Private detective Johnny Wadd is hot on the case of a mysterious and beautiful woman known as 'The Black Widow' whose lovers have an unfortunate habit of dying... Starring: Annette Haven , Desiree West , Joan Devlon , Leslie Bovee , Sharon Thorpe , Suzy Chung , Veronica Taylor , John Holmes , John Leslie Categories: '70s , Appearance , Big Dicks , Classic , Classic Plot , Classic Star Showcase , Feature , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women , Star Showcase Studio: Peekarama Series: Johnny Wadd Director: Alan Colberg Run Time: 1 hrs. 18 mins. Release Year: 1975 WATCH HERE BUY BLURAY HERE SUPPORT THE SHOW AND BUY US A COFFEE HERE

She's An Automatic Weapon. Get ready for action with adult film's hottest blonde! Jill Kelly is a desperado on the run in this, the latest erotic action thriller from Brad Armstrong and Greg Steele. She electrifies the screen in a role that will have you on the edge of your seat, and at the point of no return. And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bedroom...you're Double Crossed, dude. Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Brad Armstrong Run Time: 1 hrs. 12 mins. Release Year: 1995 Starring: Jeanna Fine , Jill Kelly , Liza Harper , Nici Sterling , Brad Armstrong , Brick Majors , Steven St. Croix Categories: '90s , Action , Appearance , Big Tits , Blowjobs , Classic , Classic Plot , Couples , Cumshots , Double Enders , Facials , Feature , Oral , Petite , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women , Sex Toy Play WATCH HERE BUY US A COFFEE AND HELP OUT THE SHOW

This is the girl your mother warned you about...You should have listened. 1999 AVN Award Winner for Best Film of The Year. AVN Top 500 - Vince Vouyer is a burnt out vice cop obsessed with a 40-year-old murder spree. The killings were committed, it is believed, by a prostitute dubbed the "femme fatale." Vince thinks he has a suspect - in photos of each of the crime scenes, he sees, or thinks he sees, long-legged, tall call girl Lauren Montgomery. This is hardly compelling evidence, however, because Vince is a known alcoholic and hardly an impartial investigator, since his father was one of the victims of the original spree. Incredible sex is the rule here, from Vince's wicked threesome with partner Shanna McCullough and hooker Erika Bella to Hakan and Sylvia Saint's incredible anal session. "This is solid, satisfying storytelling with sex - a lot of what porn should be." Starring: Erika Bella , Jacklyn Lick , Lauren Montgomery , Shanna McCullough , Silvia Saint , Hacan Serbes , Ian Daniels , Mickey G. , Steve Hatcher , Vince Vouyer Categories: '90s , AVN Awards , AVN Best Film Winners By Year , AVN Top 500 , Awards , Classic , Couples , Feature , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women , X - Rated Greatest Adult Movies Of All Time Studio: Pleasure Productions Series: Looker Director: Nic Cramer Run Time: 1 hrs. 23 mins. Release Year: 1998 Released: Nov 25 1998 WATCH HERE SUPPORT THE PODCAST BY BUYING US A COFFEE

When down-on-his-luck loser (James Deen) lands a job as a night security guard in the world famous Erotic Heritage Museum, he soon discovers the reports of strange events taking place after-hours are true! Reports are out that the exhibits come to life at night and have sex with the guests. James and superstar Riley Reid, who plays the museum tour guide, are soon front and center engaging with Golden-era porn stars who come to life when the doors lock for the night. Relive the classic pairings of Marilyn Chambers (Chanel Preston), as she reunites with Johnny Keyes (Isiah Maxwell) from Behind the Green Door . Watch Harry Reems discover the clit in Linda Lovelace's (Anna Morna's) throat. Seka (Jenna Ivory), John Holmes and Caligula run wild in a maze of sex artifacts dating back to the Stone Ages. Featuring hot newcummers Zoe Wood and Elizabeth Bentley, and XXX legend Ron Jeremy as the curator of the museum, this movie is destined to be a classic like the films it pays homage to! 2016 AVN Nominee for Best Parody 2016 AVN Nominee for Best Makeup 2016 AVN Award Nominee for Best Art Direction Starring: Anna Morna , Chanel Preston , Elizabeth Bentley , Jenna Ivory , Riley Reid , Zoe Wood , Anthony Rosano , Eric John , Isiah Maxwell , James Deen , Marcus London , Ron Jeremy Categories: Clothing , Comedy , Cosplay , Couples , Fantasy & Supernatural , Feature , Parody , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women ​ Studio: Smash Pictures / Pink Velvet ​ Run Time: 1 hrs. 59 mins. ​ Release Year: 2015 ​ Released: Sep 29 2015 ​ WATCH HERE SUPPORT THE SHOW BY BUYING US A COFFEE!

She Saw Her Way To Love. He Saw His Way To Change. An escaped criminal finds his way into the house of a blind girl. As their passion grows, she sees in him what the sighted had not. And both their worlds change. Forever. Starring: Leena, Debi Diamond, Crystal Wilder, Steven St. Croix, Mike Horner, Steve Drake, Terry Thomas, Krista WATCH HERE

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AVN Top 500 - The future of the free world is at stake and the penetrator must jump back in time to protect Melissa against an evil and advanced cyborg. Machine is pitted against machine as the cyborg from the future tracks his human prey in the present day, bent on impregnating her in order to alter the fate of mankind. Studio: Pleasure Productions Series: Penetrator Run Time: 1 hrs. 21 mins. Release Year: 1995 Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley , Kim Kataine , Lovette , Melissa Hill , Alberto Rey , Dick Nasty , Jay Ashley , Jonathan Morgan , Tom Byron Categories: '90s , Action , AVN Awards , AVN Top 500 , Awards , Classic , Couples , Feature , Parody , Plot Oriented , Science Fiction Watch Film Here

A magic crystal, a strange wizard, and some ravishing amazons make for erotic adventure in the arousing conclusion of Henri Pachard's time-travel epic, The New Barbarians. Will the barbarians make it back to their time? Will Nina and Joey ever make it back to the present? Will anybody even notice with all the sex going on? Find out for yourself in The New Barbarians 2 . Starring: Angela D'Angelo , Arcie Miller , Mia Powers , Michelle Monroe , Natasha Skyler , Nina Hartley , Sabrina Dawn , Sharon Kane , Sheila Kelley , Tara Collins , Victoria Paris , Joey Silvera , Jon Dough , Randy Spears , Randy West Categories: '90s , Appearance , Blondes , Classic , Classic Plot , Clothing , Cosplay , Fantasy & Supernatural , Feature , Historical / Period Piece , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women WATCH HERE

A Quick Recap of what happened in The New Barbarians before you listen to to the episode The New Barbarians 2.

A FORMAL FAUCETT (67 min) When Formal Faucett Minor discovers her boyfriend Jimmy in bed with another woman, she decides it’s finally time to flee her small-town existence and venture into the big city and become the star she always dreamed she would be! With tongue firmly in cheek, Fred Lincoln’s bizarre comedy (and second directing effort). 1979,1978 / 75 min, 67 min / 1.85:1, 1.37:1 / English Mono 1979 Gail Films, 1978 Gail Films Starring: Barbara Klouds , China Leigh , Desiree Cousteau , Dorothy Le May , Lisa Sue Corey , Nancy Hoffman , Blair Harris , Guy Austin , John Seeman , Ken Scudder , Norma Jean , Paul Thomas , Rocky Categories: '70s , Classic , Classic Plot , Feature , Parody , Plot Oriented WATCH HERE BUY HERE

A glowing crystal that causes sexual arousal, as well as time travel, is the centerpiece of this sexual sword-and-sorcery epic from award-winning director Henri Pachard. Gorgeous Victoria Paris stars as the buxom Amazon whose quest for the stolen crystal takes her from one sexual tryst to another, and eventually into another century! Don't miss the first half of the most important adult feature of the 1990's! Studio: VCA Series: New Barbarians, The Director: Henri Pachard Run Time: 1 hrs. 19 mins. Released: Aug 26 2005 Starring: Lauren Hall , Mia Powers , Natasha Skyler , Nina Hartley , Raven Richards , Sabrina Dawn , Sharon Kane , Sheila Kelley , Tara Collins , Victoria Paris , Cal Jammer , Eric Price , Joey Silvera , Jon Dough , Randy Spears , Randy West Categories: '90s , AVN Awards , AVN Top 500 , Awards , Classic , Classic Plot , Clothing , Cosplay , Fantasy & Supernatural , Feature , Historical / Period Piece , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women WATCH FULL MOVIE HERE

In a fantasy land filled with magic and dragons a group of heroes led by Noname Jane and Aurora Snow must save the world from evil sorceress (Kylie Ireland). If the sorceress gains control of the last ring she will send central earth into complete darkness and despair. Whore of the Rings is all anal epic of sprawling proportions with a superstar cast! You're going to love the costumes, the story and the magnificent fucking! Studio: Heatwave Series: Whore of the Rings Director: Jim Powers Run Time: 1 hrs. 29 mins. Release Year: 2001 Released: May 14 2003 Starring: Aurora Snow , Kylie Ireland , Nikita Denise , Nikki Knights , Noname Jane , Chris Cannon , Jay Ashley , Lee Stone , Napoleon , Robokok , Steve Hatcher , Steve Taylor Categories: Anal , Clothing , Cosplay , Couples , Cumshots , Double Penetration , Facials , Fantasy & Supernatural , Feature , Parody , Plot Oriented WATCH FULL MOVIE HERE

Wired: love in the electronic age Love in the Electronic Age creates a whole new set of rules! In Episode 3, Kim meets her online lover and his wife! Annie and Monica feel the "vibe" at a sex toy party then go home to take matters into their own hands! And Lindsey's new lover is her #1 fan and the best lay she's ever had! Starring: Adajja , Bridgette Kerkove , Dee Baker , Keri Windsor , Lauren Montgomery , Nina Hartley Categories: Feature , Plot Oriented Studio: Adam & Eve Series: Naked Hollywood Run Time: 1 hrs. 20 mins. Release Year: 2001

Before her new neighbors move in, Raylene hires an escort (Voodoo) to help assuage her loneliness. She begins the encounter with a glass of , and then takes her Portuguese friend upstairs to her bedroom for a raucous romp. Raylene begins with some fine cock sucking and then Voodoo makes her writhe uncontrollably as he tongues her clit and nibbles on her labia. The two eventually move through a few positions before Voodoo finally pops on her stomach. When a couple moves in next door, Raylene discovers their artistic inclinations as well as their hot and cold relationship. Tony plays a quasi-famous alcoholic poet while his wife/girlfriend (Adajja) is a sculptor. Not long after moving in the two have an argument which oddly progresses into a sex scene; Raylene climbs on her roof to get a better look. Adajja begins by going down on Tony's shaft before climbing on the kitchen table for some spoon action, and I'm not talking about silverware. Next, Tony works a blue dildo in and out of her ass while she rides him in a cowgirl position. From missionary, Tony eventually pulls out an coats Adajja's abdomen with a showering of man juice. One day Tony brings home a sampling of local girls (Nicole Sheridan, Wendy Divine, and Dayton) to hear a first hand reading of his poetry. Afterward, Nicole pairs off with Adajja in the backyard while Wendy and Dayton get aquatinted in the kitchen. The action cuts between both pairings providing a nice variety of girl/girl content. For example, while Dayton works away on Wendy's ass with a dildo, Nicole is busy tonguing Adajja while working some fingers into her ass. Both couplings are quite good featuring four astute girl/girl performers. In the movie's most unique (and impressive) segment, the reclusive Raylene uses one of Adajja's discarded busts (of Tony's torso) as a source of visual stimulation during a masturbation session. There's something unusually erotic about the way she talks to the sculpture while working four fingers into her pussy. She even attempts to suck the statue's exaggeratedly large cock but is only able to get her lips about half way around the head. While her mouth is too small, her bulbous tits seem to do the job as she wrap's them around the large ceramic shaft for an improvised titty fuck. She finally gets the opportunity to fuck the real Tony at the end of the movie, but their interaction isn't anywhere as interesting as Raylene's seductive play with the sculpture. However, Tony manages to give her a real facial, unlike the imaginative one she pretends she receives from her ceramic lover. Studio: Vivid Director: Cleo Edwards Run Time: 1 hrs. 18 mins. Release Year: 2001 Starring: Adajja , Dayton Rains , Nicole Sheridan , Raylene , Wendy Divine , Tony Tedeschi , Voodoo Categories: Amateur Fetish , BDSM , Bondage , Couples , Domination , Feature , Fetish , Hardtied Bondage , Plot Oriented

Lights! Camera! Your Ass In My Face! Lights! Camera! Your ass in my face! Steve (Tony Tedeschi) & Felecia (Mercedez) were the perfect couple. Madly in love and happily married...that is, until Steve begins to suspect that his perfect bride is living a secret life as a porn star. But catching her in the act proves difficult as he is thrown into a hilarious adventure into the world of adult film making. Watch and find out what happens when the perfect marriage turns into a perfect mess. Mercedez debut film for Vivid will have you laughing your ass off!!! (If you're into anal that is!) Studio: Vivid Director: Bo Edwards Run Time: 1 hrs. 20 mins. Released: Jul 10 2003 Starring: Jesse V. , Natasha Dolling , Nina Mercedez , Chris Cannon , Mario Rossi , Steven French , Tony Tedeschi Categories: Couples , Feature , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women WATCH HERE

When Barbara Scott's (Kay Parker) husband leaves her, blaming her frigidity for destroying their marriage, she's left alone, without a source of income, and charged with taking care of their teenage son, Paul (Mike Ranger). Feeling vulnerable, she turns to her friend Gina (Juliet Anderson) who opens Barbara's eyes to the secret world of suburban swingers. But as erotic tension grows, Barbara begins to fantasize about her handsome son... One of the most significant and controversial X rated films ever made, Kirdy Stevens' TABOO became one of the biggest hits of the 80s, catapulting its star, Kay Parker, to international fame. Directed by: Kirdy Stevens Starring: Kay Parker, Mike Ranger, Juliet Anderson, Dorothy LeMay, Tawny Pearl, Turk Lyon 1980 / 86 minutes / Color / 1.85:1

Let's get physical! These fit dancer bodies show you just how they stay in shape. Prepare yourself for a steaming-hot, muscle-building, sex workout that will make you sweat. Watch these beautiful babes crunch, pump, push, and lift their bodies, giving new meaning to the word fitness. Erica Boyer, Hyapatia Lee, Martina and Shanna McCullough know that sex is still one of the best and most fun ways to keep in shape. 1983 / 168 min (combined) / 1.85:1 / English Mono Starring: Erica Boyer , Hyapatia Lee , Shanna McCullough , Mike Horner , Paul Thomas Categories: '80s , Athletes , Character , Classic , Classic Plot , Clothing , Ethnic , Feature , Interracial , Native American , Plot Oriented , Popular with Women , Sport Plots , Sports Gear , Stripping Additional info: Region Free Blu-ray Newly scanned & restored in 2K from their 35mm original camera negatives “Let’s Get Physical with Bob” - an interview with writer/director Bob Chinn Reversible sleeve artwork English SDH subtitles WATCH HERE Buy Blu Ray HERE

Fitness instructor Jackie La Lay runs a highly popular and successful health club. Since the female club members are going to be competing in a bodybuilding contest against rival clubs, Jackie encourages her gals to engage in all kinds of strenuous carnal activities in order to get and stay in shape for said contest. Director: Bob Chinn Writers: Bud Lee , Hyapatia Lee Starring: Hyapatia Lee , Bud Lee , Shanna McCullough , Eric Edwards , Mike Horner , Desiree Lane Producer: Debbie Deen 1983 89 min Watch HERE. Watch Trailer.

IT'S ANOTHER BONUS EPISODE Lust or Love Lust or Love! Monica, Lindsey, Kim and Annie are modern women with modern problems! In Episode 2, Monica wonders if great sex makes up for a so-so suitor as Annie just hungers for hard-ons! Meanwhile, Lindsey's lover turns possessive while Kim's gets her off, and then gets going! Starring: Darla Crane , Dee Baker , Keri Windsor , Lauren Montgomery , Nina Hartley , Billy Glide , Brick Majors , Evan Stone , T.J. Cummings Studio: Adam & Eve Series: Naked Hollywood Director: Kelly Holland Run Time: 1 hrs. 24 mins. Release Year: 2001 WATCH HERE