After Hours with Zach Noe Towers

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Debra DiGiovanni recount road trip mishaps like unexpected car porn, the idea of 'summer penis,' singles’ nights at grocery stores, and the concept of being a 'power slut.' It’s an episode filled with everything Tower Bottoms live for!

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Kevin ask and answer all the dirty questions we have like: How do you find a 6pm hookup? Can you initiate a gym hookup with a Wassup Nod? Should you wash your hands after touching boobies? Was your first cum actually water? Does anyone like Raya? Can one find their penis passion project? Is shrimping real? Are Libras the whores of the Astrological signs? Is Aquarius just the pool boy? You don’t need the stars and the moon to align to enjoy this episode!

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week's episode, Zach and Becky have as many naughty questions as they do answers. They dive into some juiciness like: What do you do when your electrician arrives while you’re skinny dipping? Where do you find a Sex Worker? Do you have a porn star pussy? What are pussy gutters? Are balls underappreciated? How many Oregonians have had Waterfall hookups? Should you be ashamed to like Gang Bang Porn? As long as you like things juicy, this is the episode for you!

CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Emma look at the world's biggest mysteries and laugh! And we're talking mysteries like: is spitting in your partner's mouth a young man’s game? Is it better to Hawk-Tuah or slow spit into your partner's mouth? What to do when you lose the keys to your in-use Handcuffs? Is Amateur Porn fake or real? What to do when you are booted from therapy because your Zoom isn’t muted? Do you use the same pronouns in the bedroom as you do IRL? These mysteries aren't simply solved, we get down and dirty with them!

On this week’s episode, Zach and Drew get their hands dirty with some of the universe’s most titillating topics like, has the dick pick ever been so bad you canceled the date? Is 10 min the perfect length of time to do it? Should we have madeout with our friend's hot dads? Were you traumatized by the sex talk? What’s with these young kids sucking neck? Why don’t we talk about farting while cumming? And that’s not the only thing cumming your way … Drew’s new book “LOUD: Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve,” publishes July 30th and is available for pre-order now at https://drew-afualo.com”

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com On this week’s episode, Zach and Chaunté attempt to solve many of life’s greatest mysteries, like What’s a Bussie? Can Salmon Sperm improve your vagina, how to drive while masturbating, what’s the deal with 80’s gender definitions, what does it me to masturbate like a grasshopper, what’s the real difference between a penetrator or penetratee? If any of those topics tickle your fancy, don’t worry, as always, we go DEEP!

CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com In this week’s episode, Zach and James Adomian straddle the hottest topics like Gay Whales, Boozy Mouth vs Smoker Mouth kisses, Daddy Long Legs Long Penis, explaining to his “girl”friend why he won’t sleep with her, mouth noises are gross, what is a male suitor, if you suck more than 6 dicks are you more prone to cancer, and how many people is an orgy? Finally, David Attenborough stops by to describe blowhole-phobes and ejaculate baths! So is there such a thing as “too many bottoms”? We don’t think so!

On this week’s episode, Zach and Brent review all of life’s BIGGEST conundrums, like Do you cum when you poop? Can you Restore your foreskin? What body part suggests your dick size? How often should you get STI testing? How much of your brain does porn occupy? Sex on drugs, polyamory, and what’s a penis cage? OK, if that’s not enough for you, you’re getting greedy!

Leave an anonymous message with any sex questions or the best sex stories you’ve got… CALL US: +1 (323) 473-4533‬ EMAIL US: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com In this week’s episode, Zach and Annie get into all like do big lips swallow tiny penises, are balls are a mistake from God, what do you do when you find a cockroach in your lady bits?, do you need Dramamine needed to f*ck on a waterbed, does sex outdoors leads to twigs in your hoo-ha, and is anyone impressed with the Kardashians? Now those are some BIG questions.

EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533‬ What do you get when you combine Zach with Ms Pat, Guy Branum, and Brad Silnutzer? You get the sexiest show at the Netflix is a Joke Festival. They take on the “Girthmasterr,” It's Been 20 Years Since NASA Drew A Penis On Mars, the bold new way to announce your breakup to your friends, and finally get to the (Tower) bottom of why do Greek sculptures all have tiny penises?

Come see us live at the Netflix is a Joke Festival on Thursday, May 2nd at 9:45p at the Dynasty Typewriter. Tickets https://www.squadup.com/events/netflix-is-a-joke-presents-after-hours-with-zach-now-towers EMAIL US AT: AfterHoursWithZachNoeTowers@gmail.com CALL US AT: (323) 473-4533‬ It's the second, even sexier, live version of After Hours, where we talk about a penis drawn in the sky, the 'Penis Festival, how you'd get President Biden off in order to save the world, and so much more. We also award our second-ever After Hours Throat Goat.

Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an anal guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Will this week’s episode make you laugh? Yes! Will it turn you on? Probably!

Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgusting. Just be glad Zach doesn't have the gavel, because he'd be held in cumtempt of court.

Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is master level sex, and naval fetishes. You don’t want to miss one of our hottest episodes yet!

Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex; being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are not hot; and how you end up seeing a lot of people fucking in NYC. This episode is for all the mommies, daddies, and everyone who hates using those words.

Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat. We’ll be back next month for another live show on March 5th. Tickets available here: https://improv.com/hollywood/event/after+hours+with+zach+noe+towers/13389703/

Zach and Zainab explore why Zainab is considered pure, why her mom wants her to stop talking about her mom’s vagina, how rugby huddle makes her hot, why she’ll have her own she-mansion when married, why it’s thrilling to have sex with an Uber driver watching, how tongue made her nervous on her first kiss, why she only sleeps with men she loves, how her dad was super frisky, how she has never gone home with a guy, nor has she ever woken up from a smelly fart. It doesn’t get much hotter than this week’s episode!

Zach and Joel take a deep dive into the world of manifesting open relationships, the real purpose behind penis costumes and pranks, the proper use and misuse of the word “cock,” the Quantum Leap intro credits and the buff Baywatch dudes, sourcing dicks on MySpace, losing anal virginity to a French foreign student, the wild energy of 23-year-olds and why they need a special wing at the Joel Kim Booster Anal Academy, aging past 'daddy' status straight into 'granddaddy' territory, navigating the complexities of group sex as a public figure, and mastering the art of elegant dick-talk etiquette. We’d say this episode is no-holds-barred, but on this show, holds are encouraged.

Zach and Fortune talk about all the naughty things, like how many holes virgin are you, you can like the word titties and not be dirty, is lotioning a friend’s arm too far for a friendship, how does being married make you the most desirable, what would happen if Queen Latifah meets your wife, do you walk out of Bojangles if they don’t have dipping sauce, and what’s it like going on a date with a married couple. When you hear this episode, you’ll know why Zach and Fortune were mistaken for a married couple in Montana.

Zach and Nikki go all in on everything you want to know about, like the best way to get cum off of you, the slippery slope of porn, the best anal, how to ketchup-bottle yourself to get rid of farts, how careers are like a gangbang, how Taylor Swift always stays wholesome, and edging to Dave Matthews Band through high school. If you’re looking for sex talk, you’ve come to the right place.