Hell’s Podcast: The Ramsay Report

TW: We discuss some body-shaming by Gordon. In this episode, the cheftestants play Squid Games, we find out if Jean-Phillipe (the Hell's Kitchen Maitre'd) has a doctorate in music, and we start to see the method behind Gordon's substantial madness. Also, Nick quits the show. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ Instagram ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ TikTok ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ for more great content! Thank you for listening! Also check out Titan Wrestling Online by 2MB Studios on ⁠⁠ Twitch ⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠ Instagram ⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠ Facebook ⁠⁠ , and ⁠⁠ YouTube ⁠⁠ to see TWO Seasons 1-3 and their upcoming seasons! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

Trigger Warning: Discussions of Gordon Ramsay body-shaming one chef on the show. Hell's Podcast: The Ramsay Report is back! New eps every other Friday morning! In Season 3, we're recapping Hell's Kitchen Season 1, made in 2005, when Gordon Ramsay was way more problematic (not that he's perfect now, but yeesh, it was worse back then). In this episode, Nick and Christine adjust to the incredibly fast pace of Hell's Kitchen, discuss the Gordon's Butt War (again), recap Gordon's bombastic intro to the United States, and address Christine's very specific version of face blindness. Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! And follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for more great content! Thank you for listening! Also check out Titan Wrestling Online by 2MB Studios on ⁠ Twitch ⁠ , ⁠ Instagram ⁠ , ⁠ Facebook ⁠ , and ⁠ YouTube ⁠ to see TWO Seasons 1-3 and their upcoming seasons! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

In this episode, Nick invents a new fusion snack, Christine apologizes on behalf of white people, and we try to figure out what Gordon gets up to in his trailer. PowerTeam Studios is going freeform with our schedule! Be sure to subscribe and follow us in your podcatcher to be notified when new episodes are published! Also follow PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Spotify. Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

In this episode, we learn The Parable of the Other Christine, meet the human version of Eeyore (minus the charm), explore hot doggery in detail, and answer the age-old question, Can you dog a horse? Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast⁠⁠⁠⁠, on Spotify. Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

In this episode, we philosophize over the real purpose of high-top tables, discuss the scarcity of cult leader/cult follower relationships in Gordon Ramsay shows, and become real reporters by calling someone at the end of the podcast with one hard-hitting question (or maybe it's soft-hitting). Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, ⁠⁠⁠Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast⁠⁠⁠, on Spotify. Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

In this feel-good episode, we cover such diverse topics as Mama Bird-ing, The Wet Lettuce Man (a lost Beatles song), and One Weekend at Gordy's. Nick also performs in Masterpiece Theatre: Restaurant Reviews Edition. Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, ⁠⁠Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast⁠⁠, on Spotify. Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K In this episode we also pay homage to Michael Haggins' classic song, Daybreak.

TW: This episode contains conversations about emotional abuse as depicted in the corresponding episode of Kitchen Nightmares. In this episode, we find out that sometimes, Love does indeed Bite. But Gordon finally gets someone the help we've been advocating for (therapy) instead of the usual shenanigans, so that's a silver lining for you. If you or someone you know is dealing with abuse, there is help out there. You can reach the Domestic Abuse hotline at 800-799-7233, or text START to 88788. Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠⁠and ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, ⁠Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast⁠, on Spotify. Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

In this highly belated/anticipated episode, we cover The Juicy Box, where it's a 24/7 Happy Hour Paint Party! We discuss why the song Shots is timeless (but only the chorus), and Christine has an epiphany about her Starbucks career. Plus, a bonus look back at the twins from Da Mimmo! Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠⁠Insta ⁠⁠and ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠. And listen to our new podcast, Bitch, Yes!: Your Favorite AITA Podcast, on Spotify. Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

This episode includes everything from The Christine Channel to our disdain for expensive jewelry, and explores what a podium cop is. Coming this fall to Fox: Podium Cop: Restaurant Justice (TM). Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on ⁠Insta ⁠and ⁠Facebook⁠. Also be sure to watch our new webseries, ⁠Welcome to Mermaid Coffee⁠! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is closer to a typical example than the preceding two episodes of the new season. It covers an owner in denial, some beleaguered servers, and an exhausted cook who hasn't had a day off in who-knows-how-long. We also discuss Taylor Swift's new bf, start a new tracker, and Christine picks a great hill to die (or dye) on. Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on Insta and Facebook. Also be sure to watch our new webseries, Welcome to Mermaid Coffee! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

This episode is a doozy! Get ready to meet the Culinary Gangsta, see the saddest "office" of all time, and sample semi-homemade cheese sauce as we discuss the symbolism of oranges in The Godfather. 5 out of 5 critics say our water is "water-flavored." Also, a NEW TRACKER! Check out your Podcast Forecast weekly by following PowerTeam Studios on Insta and Facebook. Also be sure to watch our new webseries, Welcome to Mermaid Coffee! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

It's a new show! Goodbye Hotel Hell, Hello Kitchen Nightmares! And while we expected this to be Season Eight of Kitchen Nightmares, it is, instead, Season ONE of Kitchen Nightmares...2023? Which we have dubbed Y2Kitchen Nightmares. This episode has an unprecedented amount of geniality between Gordon and the restaurant owners, some really wacky comments about diner coffee, and at least one lobster tank. Also, we unveil a NEW TRACKER! Do you like this podcast? Then you'll love our other podcasts and web series! Check out PowerTeam Studios for all our latest and greatest! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

Welcome to the absolutely buck wild Season 1 Finale of Hotel Hell. We'll be the Greek chorus guiding you through this tragedy. Suggested subjects include the importance of Dog Smell at a wedding, why Gordon Ramsay hates laughter, disturbingly specific but still empty threats of violence, another beleaguered Tina, and Wite-Out (For Rocks). This episode is extra long, so go ahead and Dog Up (TM)! Next time we talk to you (in a day or two), it'll be for a new season of Kitchen Nightmares! Wanna support us? Check out our Patreon! Special shoutout to ⁠Reality TV Updates⁠ for the awesome job they do keeping up to date on reality show subjects like The Roosevelt Inn! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

We're publishing a little bit late, but we'll have a bonus episode later this week! Then be sure to join us Friday, September 29, for our first episode covering the new season of Kitchen Nightmares that debuts Monday night, September 25, on Fox! Talking points include MILVES, our new tracker The Gross Tracker, and vigorous butt-scrubbing. Also, strap in for some hearty heteronormativity! Yuck. We appreciate every single one of you! While you're here, please share this with a friend! Remember, we're on pretty much every podcatcher out there! Our theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo: Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

This week, it's all NEW: new theme song, new tracker, and a new...map? Welcome to The Keating AKA "Ferrari Fireworks Pizza Funhouse!" Possible topics of discussion include chicken parm sliders and how to spell Jacuzzi in English and French. Also, Christine calls her therapist! Be sure to check out our other podcasts, Crumbshoes and The PowerTeam Trivia Podcast! Also, if you have thoughts on chicken parm sliders or anything else we discuss in this episode, please email us! Our new theme music is Slaughter Party by Subsonic Voodoo! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/subsonic-voodoo/slaughter-party License code: 1BWFMLTI2OA0KL7K

Ladies' night. Epiphanies. Ass O'Clock. This episode has it all.

You can really smell the dogged delusion in this episode of Hotel Hell, so much so that we had to break our episode into two parts. Part 1 contains: pie invention stories, Augustus Gloop (but as a verb), and empty threats of violence! Is it sexist, or sexish? We're still not sure. Enjoy!

Will Robert and Ari change their snobbish ways in this thrilling conclusion to the Juniper Hill Saga? Listen to the end to hear our thoughts on this in two new segments. This episode also contains our first Gordon's Ass Watch (henceforth known as Ass O'Clock) and explains why Christine has three therapists. "Hell's Podcast Theme" (TM) written by NIck and Christine Perez and performed by Nick Perez. Watch Hotel Hell along with us on Hulu! And don't forget, we'll be covering new Kitchen Nightmares at the end of September!!

Welcome to Hell...'s Podcast: The Ramsay Report, covering all things Gordon Ramsay. We start with Season 1 of Hotel Hell, wherein Gordon attempts to help small struggling hotels. And in this first episode of the series, there is snobbery dripping from every corner of Juniper Hill Inn in Windsor, Vermont. In fact, the smug was so thick that they needed 2 episodes to cover this hotel. All the music in this episode is by us! The swearing is also by us! If you like this podcast, you might enjoy our other podcast, Crumbshoes! Also check out our Instagram accounts @hellspodcast and @powerteamstudios for more info on our upcoming podcasts and other projects! Thanks for listening!