The Listies Make U LOLcast

Hello Listerooni! Welcome to a very special, very mini, Matt-i-sode. Yes your eye-brain read that well good. Rich and Nan are still on their way back from the UK butt (LOL) don't worry you're in safe hands/wings. Me and Fudgie the Budgie are in charge. Tell your ear-mouths to get ready to munch on a tasty treat straight from the Edinburger Fringe. It's Rich and I performing a bit from our smell-out show, 110% Ready. I hope you enjoy! From, Matt and Fudgie, and Pooglet and Twoglet and the whole family. 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🐀 Nan here! After an exhausting 1.5 show run on Broadway I've taken myself off to Long Island to recover. I'm relaxing, doing yoga and drinking Long Island Iced Teas. Not necessarily in that order. Fudgie is loving it. He's never looked more zen. 🐦 Tune in for: 📬 Fan Mail/Spam Mail is BACK and even Rich gets involved in everyone's favourite theme song 🐀 Rich gets scared by a rat, many many times. 🗽 The Boys interview a real New York celebrity ⛴️ Matt takes Pooglet and Twoglet to meet their American cousins 💡 This episode's sponsors are from Listeroonis who came to our New York comedy writing workshops Don't forget you can send YOUR jokes, sponsors, questions and bum-shaped produce to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 Now if you'll excuse me, my yoga instructor says I need to stop podcasting and finish my iced tea. Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🗽 Nan here! Well, technically Nan OVER HERE because I'm in over here in New York City. While The Listies are performing their show off, off, off,off, off, broadway, I'm making my Broadway debutt! Matt's been helping me promote the show by handing out flyers. It's very sweet of him even though he keeps suggesting people use them as napkins for their pizzas. Tune in for: 🗽 Piping hot Tea on our New York city adventures 🎲 A game of DnD with Dungeon Master extraordinaire, Greg from next door. 🍑 A stroll along the Bum Parade. It's back (HA), people. 💰 Also, possibly Matt's favourite EVER sponsor suggestion. Ever. Of all time. Ever. 📖 Plus corrections of stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode Got a joke, a picture or a sponsor suggestion? Send it to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 Gotta go, curtain's up in five! Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🥔 Nan here! I haven't had much of a chance to listen to this episode of the Pugcast cause I sold my headphones (and iPod Nano) at our GARAGE SALE!! I'm clearing out the dog wash trailer faster than Matt can clear out an elevator after a night on the baked bean milkshakes! Wrap your laughing ears around this episode: 🥔 The boys invent a brand new sport. It's athletic. It's delicious. 🍗 Rich layes out his feelings on the age old Parma vs Parmi controversy 🍯 Matt shares Some Winnie the Pooh themed corrections 💰 And we share some seriously silly sponsor suggestions from real life Listeroonis - don't forget to send yours in to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 Gotta go, i've just seen a bald eagel who might buy one of my wigs. Aloha! Nan x 🐕🚐💨

Hello Listeroonis! 🍑 Nan here! Your ears are going to LOVE this episode. There's more jokes, bum fruits and shenanigans than you could throw an axe at. Speaking of throwing axes, if you've ever wanted to give it a go I might know a place you can visit. Just be careful of the man reading poetry with the apple on his head. Tune in for: 😂 Jokes and sponsors sent in by the 'Bum Bunch' - you'll get that when you listen 👶 An episode of our lives where Rich takes the baby on a shopping adventure. Rich. A baby. Designer Handbags? I'll say no more. ✅ Plus corrections, poetry and all the usual Listies nonsense Send us YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints, bum-shaped produce and anything else you've got rattling around in your brain to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 Ooroo, Nan and Fudgie 🐦 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🏅 Nan here! We're BACK after an amazingly fun Comedy Festival! Thanks to every single Listerooni who came out. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. I've been in training for the Commonwealth Games Hide and Seek Championships. Can't tell you where though. That's kind of the whole point. Fudgie is my coach, he's not very good but he is cheep, cheep - get it? 🐦 Here's what's in this ep: 🔢 An exclusive interview with the two most famous numbers in the world, 6 and 7. Things get tense. 💩 Rich delivers some square truths about wombat poos 🎤 Matt sings one of his all time favourite theme songs. But let's be honest they're ALL his favourites. 😂 HEAPS of jokes and sponsor suggestions from you Listeroonis. ✅ Plus all the corrections from stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, sponsors, complaints and fruits of a certain shape to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 I'll see you, but you won't see me - I'm in hiding. Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 🥚 Nan here! This ep is an absolute EGG-STRAVAGANZA! Here's what's hatching: 🐰 An exclusive interview with the Easter Bunny (very fluffy, very professional, surprisingly good hair) 🍳 Rich has a poem about eggs for the Poetry Corner and honestly I got a sneak peek, it cracked me up 🎤 Due to a special request (sent in by Matt... to himself) Matt sings the kids jokes theme song. You're welcome. ✅ Plus all the corrections from stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode. Meanwhile I've landed myself an easter themed side gig. See, I found a bunch of tiny chocolate eggs in a pile right behind the easter bunny. So I've been wrapping them in foil. They don't smell too good but I'm sure Rich and Matt won't mind a few on Sunday morning. 🍫 Fudgie doesn't seem too fussed. 🐦 Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and bum-fruited nonsense to Lolcast@thelisties.com 📧 AND come see The Listies Make You LOL at Melbourne Comedy Festival from April 4th! Get your tickets before someone scalps them all! 🎪 Happy Easter legends! 🐰 Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown"> Hello Listeroonis! 🍑 Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT. Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT. Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and suspicious vegetable photos to Lolcast@thelisties.com Oh come see The Listies Make You LOL at Melbourne Comedy Festival from April 4th! Get your tickets before someone scalps them all! 🎪 Aloha Nan x 🐕🚐💨 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listerooni! 🎧 It's Nan here — this month was Febfast so I've been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off! This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong? If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair). We hear a bunch of reader emails, jokes 😂 and poems along with a very high brow segment called The Bum Parade 🍑 Please be aware that unfortunately Rich's Poetry Corner has NOT been cancelled, which we are sure you agree is a massive shame. Anyway I have to go — I have an appointment with my new best friend Spicy Margs 🍹 As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits. You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast! Aloha, Nan 👋😎 LISTEN WHEREVER U GET YOUR PODCASTS! 🎙️ 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊 It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 In the bowels of this podcastle you will find: The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last. An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲 And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️ See you then, Listeroonis! 💖 Aloha, Nan xoxo *year may vary depending on timezone. 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨ It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉 At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo. This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with: A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed) A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿 Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢 And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶 I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅 Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬 May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂 Aloha! 🌺 Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪 It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️ I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️ This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring: 🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)! 🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.) 🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen , Finding Knee-mo , and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣 🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth. 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans. Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶 To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available! 👅 Aloha, Nan 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️ It's Nan here , writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️ I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ! In this Pod-Cow: 🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.) 😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to lolcast@thelisties.com 📧) 👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks. 🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner . Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉 So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger! Aloha, Nan 👁️👋 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi (aka Our-di)

Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮 It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️. Why has it taken so long to make a new episode? 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope. 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so... 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌 It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧. In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like: 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot. 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling. Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way. Aloha, Nan 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi aka Our-di

🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺 Hello Listerooni! It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢 ANYWAY. This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺. They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining... ...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥 BUT... some sad news: 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons . Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY. On the plus side: 🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS! (Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.) As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast! Aloha, Nan 👋😎 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 www.thelisties.com ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🛒 BUY MERCH → www.thelisties.com/aldi 📩 EMAIL US → lolcast@thelisties.com

Aloha Listerooni, It's Nan here — or rather, it isn't , because I'm currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I've been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀. So while I'm away "unwinding" aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙. In this episode: 🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships (sooo many boogies) 📜 Rich reads the most relaxing poem ever (until Matt falls asleep mid stanza 😴) 🍑 Listener emails, bum fruit , and some absolutely excellent sponsor suggestions Also: for everyone asking about the rice cookers — they're sold out . Please stop mailing us your uncooked rice. Thanks for listening and, as Rod Stewart might say mid-Zorb: "GETMEOUTTAHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 🎶🌀 Nan 👋😎 📩 Want to send us a sponsor suggestion, a silly question, a joke, or a fruit with a b.u.m? → lolcast@thelisties.com 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Check out tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 Visit our Aldi shop ☕ SUPPORT THE SHOW → Buy us a babychino

Hello Listerooni, It's Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I've had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I'm "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home. Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio... Rich has decided he's going to become a comic book author 🦸‍♂️📖 (as well as a pooetry star). So in this ep, he shares his extremely questionable ideas for evil supervillains. Matt gives him a little help. There's also a movie preview 🎬 featuring a mysterious man who only says "Rightio" . That's it. That's the whole script. Hollywood is calling 🎥📞. PLUS: 🍑 Listener sponsor suggestions 😵 Silly corrections 💩 And all the usual Pugcast nonsense. Want to support the show? 📩 Email your sponsors, gags, fruits and silly questions to: lolcast@thelisties.com 🎙 Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts (we'll love you forever) ☕ Shout us a babychino at: buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi shop Thanks for listening and, as the silent movie star probably didn't say: AHOHA! 🧏🎬 Nan 👋😄

Hello Listerooni, It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don't work hard for this podcast! 💪 Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called " The Bum Parade"* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We promise 🙃. This ep's sponsor was suggested by a disgusting listener 🤢 — it's BUTT-er 🧈🍑🙈. Luckily it comes in unscented (phew! 😅) as well as scented (pew! 😖). Please forward all complaints to 👉 lolcast@thelisties.com 📩 Also our house 🏚️ is falling down around us, so we interview various tradies 👷 with annoyingly alliterative aliases 🔧🔨. Last but also least, Rich attempts to perform a ballad 🎶 for the first time in his Poetry Corner 📜. What could go wrong?! 😬 Thanks for reading and, as the vampire podcaster said: FANGS FOR LISTENING! 🧛🦷 Nan 👋😄 --- **WANT TO EMAIL A SPONSOR SUGGESTION GAG** (and definitely NOT a fruit or veg that has a butt)? 🍑🥦✉️ lolcast@thelisties.com **Leave us a review on APPLE PODCASTS 🍏🎙️ — it really does HELP!** Thanks if you've already shouted us a Babychino ☕ via our SUPPORT THE SHOW LINK: 🌐 www.buymeacoffee.com/thelisties 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi shop

🎧 Episode Title: Pardon Me, It's Nan! 👵🚁 Well look who's finally made it to the big time – me, Nan! 💅 In this episode of their lives , Rich and Matt have finally realised who the real star is ⭐ and invited me on for a proper interview 🎤. I'll be dishing out my top-shelf biz-dom (that's business wisdom, darlings 💼), whether Rich likes it or not 😏. I just hope we get it done before my helicopter arrives 🚁. Also jammed into this episode like plastic containers in a Tupperware drawer you're too scared to open 🧺: Rich gets all poetic in his little Poetry Corner 🧠🎭 Some genius sponsor suggestions 💡💸 And the triumphant return of No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers (yes, the theme song is back 🎶🙃) too many fancy ducks (AKA swans) Got jokes? 🤡 Bum-fruits? 🍑🍌 Swan food? 💬 Send it all to lolcast@thelisties.com Now go on, press play ▶️. I didn't come here for a pancake 🥞. 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi aka Our-di

Hello Listerooni! It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here. I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort. Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they've made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast ! 🎉🐾 What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This: Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you're all comedy geniuses) A classic Episode of Our Lives Some totally real definitely-not-made-up sponsor suggestions And a strange surprise arrives for Rich's Poetry Corner ... It makes noises. It has tiny feet. But that's all we're saying 🐱🤫 Wanna get involved? Send your jokes , sponsor ideas , and bum fruits to: 📧 hello@thelisties.com I'll be back on the next episode, I just have to find my way out of the pool. ALOHA Nan! 🔴 SUPPORT THE SHOW → ☕ Buy us a coffee 🎭 SEE US LIVE → 🎟 Tickets & tour dates 🛒 BUY MERCH → 🛍 via Our Aldi aka Our-di