The Stormin’ The Beach Podcast

Yeah the fish fillet On this weeks episode of two blokes who’ve been on ABC radio recently but separately: Keelan does a racism, Isaac shares his thoughts and feelings on the internet, and the most literal shitlist nomination of all time. Footy of course, in this "tight hour" turned two hours. Enjoy

A Technical Shemozzle This episode brought to you IN SPITE of multiple technical difficulties, we persevered just for you, our faithful listeners. IT AIN'T ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN HIT, IT'S ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD. Please enjoy, and our sincerest apologies for not getting this into your ears sooner <3 Thank you for listening as always

THIS WEEK: The guys solve racism, yes that's right. Straight up solve the whole thing in this podcast episode Tune in for that and more? But do you really need more than the solving of racism? Maybe a little bit of footy news

This week, the boys aren't afraid to defer to the experts(something that appears to be in short supply in the AFL media), sniffing footies, and Woolworths Select? On a serious note, we do touch on the alleged Sydney Swans SA news. If the topic of SA is distressing to you, we recommend skipping that portion of the show, or this episode. Our content on the matter is more so related to the coverage of the case from the AFL media, and not the assault itself, as we are not qualified to cover such matters. The victim deserves the support of the community, and we think the media can do a better job.

This week, numpties everywhere, Keelan nerds out about something related to Tolkien(shocker), and Isaac mows his lawn(also shocker). AFL Round 22 headlines, and what's to come this week with AFL Round 23! Tune in to get started getting clued in for finals, they aren't far away!

On this weeks podcast, Isaac starts race walking and cross-dressing, Keelan recounts a multicultural feast and HOKceston 2027.

This week: the boys miss every shot they don't take, Tassie are making signings, the world cup is over and England suck, Isaac complains about the rain and Keelan shares stat of the year. Tolkien sneaks in as the boys talk siction(sick fiction) AFL news and recaps of Round 19 are of course after our intro waffle

This week: Intense philosophical debates about numerous topics including, Toast, salad, is mashed potato a salad? How did we get here? No one knows, but we hope you enjoy. If you're looking for AFL news and recaps of Round 18, you've come to the right place, it's straight after our salad segment.

This week: The boys re-introduce themselves(hello new listeners), and the boys discuss everything from the marathon to football(innit) controversies. Keelan takes aim at both Donald Trump and Jake Stringer, and Isaac has zero sympathy for one Brayden Maynard. Coverage of: The World Cup, AFL Round 17, Gold Coast Marathon and Ben Stokes?

THIS WEEK We give professional footballers who are good enough to be at the world cup, advice on how to take penalty kicks, after a string of down right terrible pens in the round of 32. Sorry American listeners but your countrymen get put on blast for their lack of Football(innit) commentary skills, and poor football(innit) ball knowledge in general, offside isn't that hard people. AFL Round 16 gets the Stormin' The Beach Headline treatment.

Content warning - no coin flip. After 183 episodes, Isaac has forgotten we finish the episodes with the coin flip. Please forgive him in his time of need. Some AFL, some local Rugby, some football, it's all happening.

THIS WEEK: World Cup fever, the Socceroos get revenge for Gallipoli, Keelan fanboys over David Wenham, and Isaac gets excited about Stanley's cup - whatever that is? As always, the week that was in AFL, and fan favourites Butcher of the Week and Shitlist.

This week, Keelan eats dumplings and goes to the theatre, Isaac gets on ABC AFL Daily and drives to Cooly to see some rocks, and they both rejoice in recounting AFL Round 13

Episode ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY Keelan didn't do his homework, everyone boo Keelan. This week, football, footy, Hobart Womens footy, and much much more.

This week the boys full send an episode off the top of their domes, chatting about the Enhanced Games, kit blunders, the week in footy, and a sprinkle of Prem.

You ask and you shall receive 3 hours of our beautiful voices waffling on about all sorts, the return of Lord of the Rings to the pod, HOK-gone-ston, Will Day is primed for his return to footy and primed for a new major sponsor, and footy rules - internationally.

Footy recaps and such... Giants? Carlton out of water (Voss) Falcon of the decade And so much more

AFL Round 8, 3 Votes I. Lees, Keelan gets drunk, and we cant even podcast faster than people can run a marathon.

Keelan and Isaac finally pull together their perfectly timed 2026 AFL season predictions into an hour of power (+ or - 50%)

Back at it again after Keelan's Middle Earth holiday, with a special almost 3 hour long waffle-athon for all of you. Our least professional opening of all time, Stormin' The Bakery returns with New Zealand pie reviews, appropriate ways to spend your superannuation, Keelan is sick, Isaac reveals he's been watching Kayo Sports on a fossilised PS4 Pro, and of course, Gather Round recaps.