Deeply Unwell

When the world need them most... they disappeared. The masters of all four elements are back... with a vengeance-- for the Greek, for the French, and for the tech bros of Silcone Valley and the White Nationalists of Pooptenshtooben. The girls recap their respective year and shoot the shit Parisienne style... Get into it Putain! Go ahead and push out for me? Love ya!

What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talking about some real shit like sex addiction, misogynistic mothers, suing the estate of a dead surgeon, and how much it would cost to never speak to each other again. Jordan has Hobbit feet and Connie's hair keeps falling out.

America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way Obama did in 2008? Which album is THE Lana album? And most importantly, can a woman really save a man if her hands are freezing? Like food crumbs in a top sheet, the answers will come to the surface eventually. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO CONTENT: www.youtube.com/deeplyunwell PLEDGE THE PATREON: www.patreon.com/deeplyunwell

The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a Fourth-of-July-vlog with the spirit of Emma Chamberlain and directorial proclivities of Michael Haneke (found on the official Deeply Unwell Youtube channel). Rot in bed with us this week on America's literal #1 podcast, Deeply Unwell. Subscribe to our Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell Become a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/c/Deeplyunwell

Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with professional proclivities now. This one is an existential doozy. Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls and get to the bottom of it all while Corinne puts on concealer. Now everybody say, “thank you Source!” Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects television; Visiting urban understaffed hospitals because you've been too deeply indoctrinated by health culture; Second base with a robot; Regrowing a limb; How is weather happening? The girls exhaust themselves with a wide array of issues. Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "The Funnies". Things are better than ever, so climb into bed with the prettiest girl in the world and her hilarious friend on this return episode of Deeply Unwell. Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell

The girls are back... or are they?

This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in fashion, forced lactation, hormones, ADHD hacking, PAPER Magazine shutting down. and moving back to Los Angeles.

This week the girls got high as hell and talked about stupid shit like Dylan Mulvaney being on a beer can, the black rock world order, a network of serial killers in America killing gay men, a global cabal controlling the media, Costco apartments, and a bunch of other stuff. Piggy is now taking applications for a big strong black man to be her gym boyfriend and Connie is weaving in and out of psychosis throughout the episode.

This week the girls decided to lighten things up by smoking a joint and answering your burning questions. No gay depressing news this week. Just silly silly girly things.

This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid America(ns) is (are), DWOLLZ vs Sad Lana Dolls, Selena and Haillee Beiber drama, listener write-ins, and Connie tells an insane breakup story.

This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love for tennis, and the realization that being trans was in fact just a phase

This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answer your burning questions on the WINTER LOVELINE!!! Bowww bapabowbowwwww!!!

The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their sexcapades, new traumas, Dylan Mulvaney, and more. Head to the Deeply Unwell Patreon for part two where we get into all things Balenciaga, Nikita Dragun's arrest, the afterlife, and houseless people!

This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing your own food, and the return of pro ana to mainstream culture.

This week the girls are joined by dear friend and intuitive medium Elisabeth Lambos to talk about her experiences with the paranormal. We also chat about the phenomenon of the micro celebrity, parasocial relationships, the inevitable impending presidency of Kim Kardashian, and the self-sensationalization of baby egg trainees on social media performing for the cis-gaze. Special appearances from friend of the Pod Justus Robinson as well! For an extended version of this episode with 30+ minutes of scary ghost stories follow us on Patreon! patreon.com/deeplyunwell Find Elisabeth and Justus on Instagram at @elisabethlambos and @justusrobin

This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, and Armie Hammer's sick twisted family.

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