CavernCast

How good are finger sandwiches right? Best thing since the invention of the wheel, which I also talk about today, and a terrible hair dying story and my two friends that are ghosts.

I went exploring around the US last month. It was very fun. So I thought I would talk about 5 of the places I went to instead of 5 words.

I went to Prague, I sing Miley Cyrus, I think I'm racist towards rocks and did you know there's a sound that makes you poop yourself? Enjoy x

Did you know you can tell your ancestry from your feet? Also I went to Glastonbury for the first time and my friend has a WW2 tank in her garden

I'm really hoping that knowing where the seasons came from is not something everyone knew except me. Also what something 'holistic' actually means. I hope we are learning together today. And I talk about fluffy things. So that's nice at least.

Settling the argument of car parks vs parking lots, the secrets of a haunted underground cave network outside London and how there can be SO many World's BEST food places. Come hang x

I finally put to rest the difference between potato chips and crisps. I talk about rooms where you can only hear your own heartbeat and also Geese are God's punishment to us.

Your favourite breakfast juice is more lethal to fish than acid rain. DID YOU KNOW?! Me neither. We learn a lot today. Come hang <3 x

Did you know a 60 year old woman from Yorkshire was the reason that ship got stuck in the Suez Canal? Also the origin of drums and my first EVER flat tyre! What a time for me. Enjoy x

Hello. Happy New Year. I've just realised you can leave comments. That's nice. I have been reading them. You are sweet and strange like me. This is episode is about chickens, my issues with the colour of thomas the tank engine and his friends and the fastest spinning thing in the world....spoiler it is not a washing machine.

Twist but no shout. Cheese twice. Sausage rolls thrice and more talk about Ice Lollies. the festive season is here and honestly we're just chilling <3 x

If you want a deeper dive into why fetch didn't happen, look no further. Also come learn about the ferryman of the underworld and the first drugs I ever did. Enjoy :) x

Hello :) I went round Scotland in a campervan but now I'm back with a rant about cup handles, the difference between hay and straw which apparently I didn't know and a rendition of an absolute banger from Fairly Odd Parents. Enjoy x

Dude I think the earth might actually be flat you know...

More festival talk like how we couldn't get in for 3 hours and how system of a down led to me becoming best friends with my best friend. also elton john goes to war!?

I think I'm going to start falling asleep in random places. It feels like a fun thing to do. I also want to become a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man. These are my new goals.

IS THERE ANYTHING GOOD THAT IS LUMPY?

Learning basic things today like how paint and jam are made...and trying not to get the two mixed up. Also I think some spiders hacked wikipedia

A CavernCast first as we're hanging out with a new pal with a wonderful voice today. I went to Chicago to chill with the female version of me, Maria Palmer and we had a whale of a time talking about cats, tongue twisters and our deepest fears. Y'know...small talk that new friends make.

Why do they not do the treats they did when I was a kid!? HUH?! I am sad. Also there is a cat. Also what if we didn't have wrists?