Improv Tabletop

The Antikythera Mechanism has given our heroes the final directions to their destination! Just a few more traps to deal with, nothing big, right? Minni Tarr suppresses the stirring. Pessimism swaps some secrets. Dec Indy goes full Aragorn. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. Also by Ned Wilcock: “The Root Beer Maelstrom” “Fuguenchillen” The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Myconid Colony” “Slave Ship Hold” “Assassin’s Bazaar” • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the National Treasure brand or its owner The Walt Disney Company, nor with esteemed actor Nicolas Cage, nor with esteemed epic poet Homer.

Fred Astaire. That’s the tap dancer I was thinking of. Anyway, it's time to conclude our piratical escapades! Natsuki sets up her friends for success. Io continues to convince people what a great fighter he is. Yarru allies with the usurper. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Jasmine Island’s theme song is: Guzheng City by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7523-guzheng-city License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Also by Kevin MacLeod: Music: Trouble With Tribals by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6621-trouble-with-tribals License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com “Fuguenchillen” by Ned Wilcock. The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Dark City” “Drawing Room: Night” • • • This actual play episode uses the Avatar Legends RPG rules by Magpie Games.

The siren song of a pair of hot hunks has summoned our heroes to their doom! What other hijinks await on the wine-dark sea? Minni Tarr tries to get some workout tips. Pessimism decides to give prayer another shot. Dec Indy discovers some tampering. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. “Fuguenchillen” also by Ned Wilcock “Downtown Metropolis Chase” by Aaron Kenny used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “The Drowned Tower” “Goblin Ambush” “Distilled: Tropical” “Dark City" • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the National Treasure brand or its owner The Walt Disney Company, nor with esteemed actor Nicolas Cage, nor with esteemed epic poet Homer.

Three players, all split up in three separate locations. Something something, “eat the camelephant one bite at a time”, something something. Natsuki takes over the diplomacy. Io starts a dojo. Yarru gets to take an unexpected break. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Jasmine Island’s theme song is: Guzheng City by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7523-guzheng-city License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Also by Kevin MacLeod: Music: March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Professor Umlaut by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4243-professor-umlaut License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Mansion: Night” “Cartoon Bank Heist” by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions is used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. • • • This actual play episode uses the Avatar Legends RPG rules by Magpie Games.

Disgraced war general Nicolius Cage needs help finding an ancient Sumerian treasure, and he knows just the crew for the job. Dec Indy's jingoism module overreacts. Pest does a truly terrible job at praying. Minni Tarr finds some new friends to play volleyball with. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. “Fugunechillen” also by Ned Wilcock The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Assassin’s Bazaar” “Light the Beacons” “Trireme” “Distilled: Tropical” • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the National Treasure brand or its owner The Walt Disney Company, nor with esteemed actor Nicolas Cage, nor with esteemed epic poet Homer.

A pirate invasion on day one of the new job? Ain't that just the way. Io fast-talks his way into multiple sticky situations. Natsuki proves she knows a thing or two about interior decoration. Yarru sits across from the Bloody Flail. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Jasmine Island’s theme song is: Guzheng City by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7523-guzheng-city License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Also by Kevin MacLeod: Music: March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Mansion: Night” “Abandoned Chapel” ”Fuguenchillen” by Ned Wilcock. • • • This actual play episode uses the Avatar Legends RPG rules by Magpie Games.

Welcome to the episode where we openly acknowledge that this isn't, by definition, a Nicolas Cage campaign, but then speak at length about Nicolas Cage anyway. Minni Tarr tries to break out of his father's labyrinth. Pessimism tries to step out of Pain and Panic's shadows. The Declaration of Independence comes to life, puts on a robot suit with bear arms, and somehow becomes a vampire. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Trireme” • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the National Treasure brand or its owner The Walt Disney Company, nor with esteemed actor Nicolas Cage, nor with esteemed epic poet Homer.

Jasmine Island stands independent from the other nations, producing the best tea the world has ever seen. So why would anybody ever want to try to attack this place, right? Io tries to catch a fish in child-infested waters. Natsuki makes her grandmother very angry. Yarru goes mama bear mode. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Jasmine Island’s theme song is: Guzheng City by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7523-guzheng-city License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Also by Kevin MacLeod: Music: Ancient Mystery Waltz (Vivace) by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7911-ancient-mystery- -vivace License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Monsoon Temple” “Distilled: Tropical” • • • This actual play episode uses the Avatar Legends RPG rules by Magpie Games.

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Goblin Ambush”

The two halves of our team are meeting back in the middle, where the Demogorgon lurks far beneath the surface. Rizzy regrets teaching his son to moonwalk. Little Debbie presents the bachelorettes. Lady Cheddarscotch makes herself into a snack. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following songs are used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. “Marimba Chill” by Jimena Contreras “Bumper Tag” by John Deley “Mysterious Carnival” by Sir Cubworth “Cartoon Bank Heist” by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions The following songs are by the fantastic Kevin MacLeod. Professor Umlaut by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4243-professor-umlaut License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license The following songs are used courtesy of Arcane Anthems, creator of royalty-free music for TTRPGs. Support Arcane Anthems on Patreon at patreon.com/arcaneanthems “Death March of the Under King” • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the Willy Wonka brand or its owner The Roald Dahl Story Company, nor with The Bachelor brand or its owner Warner Bros. Discovery.

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Cutpurse Pursuit”

Splitting into two separate paths, our heroes pursue two separate goals: Find a missing child, and free the Oompa Loompas from Wonka's tyranny! Little Debbie sees the battle of millennia past. Lady Cheddarscotch becomes a mom. Rizzy makes an argument that backfires on him terribly. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following songs are used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. “Marimba Chill” by Jimena Contreras The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Mansion: Night” The following songs are by the fantastic Kevin MacLeod. Music: March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hidden Agenda by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200102 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the Willy Wonka brand or its owner The Roald Dahl Story Company, nor with The Bachelor brand or its owner Warner Bros. Discovery.

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Russian Winter”

As our competitors wrap up another episode of The Chocolatchelor, they begin to realize that Wonka's factory isn't the bright, happy world of pure imagination they thought it was... Rizzy surfs on himself. Lady Cheddarscotch leaves Wonka with a memento. Little Debbie communes with the depths. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following songs are used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. “Cartoon Bank Heist” by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions “Marimba Chill” by Jimena Contreras The following songs are used courtesy of Arcane Anthems, creator of royalty-free music for TTRPGs. Support Arcane Anthems on Patreon at patreon.com/arcaneanthems “Death March of the Under King” "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the Willy Wonka brand or its owner The Roald Dahl Story Company, nor with The Bachelor brand or its owner Warner Bros. Discovery.

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Vampyr” “Nicolas MF Cage” by Ezra Lipp is used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License.

The ultimate dream of every up-and-coming candy is to be produced in the factory of the venerable Willy Wonka. But who will he choose next? Lady Cheddarscotch makes use of her tantalizing aroma. Rizzy's just trying to find his kid before his wife divorces him. Little Debbie is much more than what she seems on the surface. • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following music was used for this media project: Music: March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • • • This actual play episode uses the Fate Accelerated RPG rules by Evil Hat Productions. This is a fanmade work of parody. Improv Tabletop is not affiliated with the Willy Wonka brand or its owner The Roald Dahl Story Company, nor with The Bachelor brand or its owner Warner Bros. Discovery.

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Mansion: Night” “Arcane Athenaeum”

Yeah, this is a good one. Join us as we finish our read-through of The Stowaway, and find out why this now not only one of our favorite books, but one of our favorite love letters to gaming! • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. The following songs are used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. “First Dream” by Brian Bolger “Nicolas MF Cage” by Ezra Lipp The following music was used for this media project: Music: Sunday Dub by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4435-sunday-dub License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com

Enjoy this preview of the most recent ImpTab Unpolished episode that we just released on our Patreon today! The full episode is available in both audio and video format to all of our patrons, starting at our lowest price tier. Find out more at patreon.com/improvtabletop. • • • Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits The following songs are from tabletopaudio.com. All of the 10 minute ambiences on this site are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/). “Abandoned Chapel”

Guys, is this actually a good one? Like, genuinely just a good Choose Your Own Adventure book with solid prose and a logical flow that makes sense? Join ImpTab's local McElroy fanboys—Ned, Connor, and Mikey—as we dig into this truly enjoyable little gem! • • • Patreon: patreon.com/improvtabletop Twitter / Instagram / Facebook / TikTok: @ImprovTabletop Email: ImprovTabletop@gmail.com Donations: ko-fi.com/improvtabletop • • • Audio Credits Improv Tabletop’s theme song is “Melodic Marauder”, written by Scott Villanueva, and performed by Scott Villanueva and Ned Wilcock. “First Dream” by Brian Bolger is used courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library License. The following music was used for this media project: Music: Sunday Dub by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4435-sunday-dub License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com