The Classified Podcast

#59 Its Halloween and the studio is still a mess from the party. Prince stops by not sure what to expect from the guys. He is disgusted. Martin has a small emergency!

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#57 Charlie chooses booze over fall fun. Covid finally gets Martin. They both talk about their poop techniques. Good times in the basement.

#56 Our pals Deborah and Betsy have a nice and quiet night in. Martin thankfully warms up and Charlie tells tales of recent NYC shenanigans.

#55 Noah and Charlie do their best to get an accurate understanding of Martin's survival skills. He resists. They make fun of Martin's beloved Boy Scout community. Then they dish on how annoying Martin is when he's drunk and high. Rough one for Martin.

#54 Charlie and Martin dig deep and bring some top notch clips. From bear proof armor suit testing to NY hatchet fights to revolutionary sex toys enjoy the products of these guys spending way too much time on their phones.

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#51 The dudes grab some shelter from a lethal DC thunderstorm to lay down another ep. This ones all over the place from amateur OBGYNs to the sperm bank denying Martin....

Charlie and Martin talk about travel and different ways to find pleasure.

#49 Alex Barbag swings by to see the guys. Charlie meets his girlfriend's fam for the first time! Martin gives us some stories from the lowest moments of his teaching career. We all learn about conjoined twins.

#48 The dudes put together a pretty solid clip show! From raccoon tosses, lost pinkies, bear attacks just feet from small children... this ep has it all.

#47 Just the dudes this week. Charlie brings a couple top notch clips. Martin takes us into the wacky world of one his favorite Vegas acts Danny Gans.

#46 Martin tries to eat an entire pizza before the pod is over! Its an ASMR nightmare....

#45 The boys dig in to some classic high school urban legends and the showdown at this year's Nathan's hotdog eating contest. Martin gets so pumped up he says he's gonna eat an entire pizza next ep!

#44 Who cares about America? It's Charlie and Matt's birthday! Matt finally decided to show up and Charlie makes him watch Jake Novak as punishment. It was tough. The guys give an in depth analysis of an epic waffle house fight. Plus fun history facts with Matt. Fire ep.

#43 Charlie and Graham commiserate over stole gear. Martin brings in some hot gossip regarding a high school alum and a tape of his radio roots.

#42 Regular Phil Mike stops by and we find out he is a bit too into the Beatles....

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#40 This ep is all about celebrating our educators. Saw and Sophie stop by bring us into the world of DC public schools. Martin and Charlie check out a Mormon temple.