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In this edition of Study Break, we discuss the coiffed Californian camp of Ryan Murphy’s The Shards , KATSEYE’s continued reign as the queens of sensory overload brainrot pop, and a new cast of nominatively absurd figures including Igby Rigney, Stella Lefty, Chanty Beluga, and Nimrod Workman. We also ponder Ella Langley as the new poster girl of American alt-lite, and we consider the uncomfortable indignity of life after fleeting virality as illustrated by Jools Lebron and the Love Island USA cast. Perhaps most importantly, we pause to mourn the loss of American Founding Mother and universal aphorist Dolly Parton :( Links: Dolly Parton and her parents sing “In the Pines” (1976) “Evening Shade” by Dolly Parton Dolly Parton last health update vide on Instagram TikTok #searchfordolly audition videos ( exhibit A , exhibit B ) “How ‘The Shards’ Blew Up at HBO — and Ended Up in Ryan Murphy’s Hands” by Benjamin Svetkey in The Hollywood Reporter Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere shot by Steven Meisel for Vogue September 2026 Cover Story Kaia Gerber prompts BBL accusations in Alaïa F/W 2026 Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo Nymphet Alumni Ep. 6: The Milf-ification of Billie Eilish (Emergency Roundtable) First look of Billie Eilish as Esther Greenwood on the set of The Bell Jar dir. Sarah Polley Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Official Teaser from HBO Max “Happee Birthdae Harry” merch in the Harry Potter Japan Store Poppi x RushTok x Love Island USA ( exhibit A , exhibit B ) Jools Lebron original GoFundMe video and her Jeffree Star read KATSEYE (캣츠아이) – “Hootie Frutti” (Official Music Video) KATSEYE choreographer Grant Gilmore on TikTok GUI GUI on Instagram Ella Langley –“Be Her” (Official Music Video) Ella Langley’s Shiner beer collab party trick Ella Langley feat. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees “The Untold Story of Sierra Ferrell: Train-Hopping to Stardom” on YouTube Stella Lefty – “Boston” Review in Pitchfork ( “Stick Season” obsession evidence ) Coal miner, union activist, and singer Nimrod Workman performs the traditional Appalachian folk song “Oh Death” A woman named “Chanty Beluga” introduces herself at a pool party Evan Lazarus in defense of Chanty Beluga Bodacious Humphrey Williams Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez’s wedding shot by Juergen Teller for Vogue This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

Hi Nymphies — as summer comes to an end, we’re unlocking an all-time fan favorite: the Loner Girl episode. We hope the Loner Girl, with her layered knits and rich inner world, is a source of back-to-school inspiration as we head into fall. In this episode, we reflect on what we call the Loner Girl aesthetic, an eccentric style epitomized by the vulnerable yet spunky YA protagonistas of decades past, best accessorized with a messenger bag, sneaker flats, and a starry-eyed disposition. We reinvigorate the teen traumacore literary canon, including the works of John Green and Ellen Hopkins, and discuss its associated social phenomena, mental health themes, and expression through personal style. We also take stock of Manic Pixie Dream Girl discourse and discuss early-career Marc Jacobs, “Banal Eccentricity” at Prada, the forgotten appeal of eggplant purple, and our own personal thirteenth reasons ...Links: Image board Thirteen Reasons Why book cover styling Related aesthetics on CARI: Hipness Purgatory , Corporate Grunge When Miuccia Prada Invented Ugly Chic – NSS Mag (Prada S/S 1996) Marc Jacobs Fall 2005 RTW Your Fave is Problematic: John Green The Teen Whisperer (John Green 2014 New Yorker profile) Why John Green Likes Writing for Teenagers (2019 NYT interview) John Green and his Manic Pixie Dream Girls – LA Review of Books Mori-kei – Japanese Fashion Wiki This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

This week, Alexi is joined by music critic and columnist Ella Dorn to unpack her viral essay declaring Giallobrutalism as the defining visual language of mid-2020s pop, informed by the stylish delirium of Italian giallo cinema and a pervasive unease about surveillance and stardom. We discuss the aesthetic’s formal signatures—cool temperatures, split diopters, painterly tableaux, and more— as well as the rise of early-onset popstar histrionics, the existential glamour of centripetal girls in centrifugal settings, and the decade’s watershed fashion moments so far, from Miu Miu micro-minis to Sandy Liang mega-bows. We also challenge the default Y2K reading of modern pop aesthetics, arguing for a closer look at their 20th-century antecedents, and reflect on our shared past as stans of doomed K-pop girl groups. Links: “‘Giallobrutalism,’ or why everything looks like that” by Ella Dorn on Fairyland! Ella Dorn on Twitter Fairyland! on Instagram K-Pop Music Video Analysis w/ Alexi One on Top of the Other (1969) dir. Lucio Fulci A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971) dir. Lucio Fulci “ Music, Fashion, Film is Charli xcx at her subversive best” by Ella Dorn in The New Statesman Balenciaga F/W 2024 Film Noir and the Spaces of Modernity by Edward Dimendberg “The realities of being a pop star” by Charli xcx on charli’s substack Ep. 162: Crayola Casual Ep. 102: Just Dance w/ Lexee Smith Nicole Kidman wearing Miu Miu S/S 2022 for Vanity Fair ’s 2022 Hollywood Issue cover Sandy Liang S/S 2024 Our Aesthetic Categories: Zany, Cute, Interesting by Sianne Ngai “In Defense of the Leopard Print Midi Skirt” in Paper magazine (the original @leopardmidiskirt Instagram account is GONE omg) New Giallobrutalist canon entries we discuss: YENA (최예나) – “캐치 캐치 (Catch Catch) ”, aespa 에스파 – “Switchblade (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)” , Gracie Abrams – “Look at My Life” , ifeye (이프아이) – “r u ok?” , aespa エスパ – “KISS N TELL” Bang Jae Yeob LOONA/ODD EYE CIRCLE – “Sweet Crazy Love” (Official Music Video) LOONA/Kim Lip – “Eclipse” (Official Music Video) The iconic abandoned Brutalist building from every K-pop MV Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology and Lost Futures by Mark Fisher Federico Fellini: Painting in Film, Painting on Film by Hava Aldouby no na - “honk!” (Official Music Video) no na - “superstitious” (Official Music Video) Elliot Shields on Instagram (creative consultant on Aespa’s “Kiss N Tell”) Magic by Jolin Tsai 蔡依林 但是又何奈 by Louise Tsuei 崔苔菁 Rocket Girls 101 (火箭少女101) K-pop plagiarism overview KiiiKiii on Instagram This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this edition of Study Break, we discuss the questionable decisions behind the scenes of the Possession remake, the historical accuracy cottage industry reactivated by the release of The Odyssey , the latest in infidelity surveillance via Jay Guapo, and new releases from Adela, Tyla, and KATSEYE. We also highlight a recent cornucopia of Euroweird excellence from the Depardieu family’s blissful film festival outing to the fabulous brainrot opera debut of Beata Mona-Lisa, Greta Thunberg’s perplexingly buxom sister— plus we react to fashion announcements including Marine Serre’s bankruptcy and the upcoming John Galliano–themed Met Gala.Links: Margaret Qualley and Callum Turner on the set of the Possession remake in New Jersey Julie Depardieu and Philippe Katerine pose with their 2 sons Billy and Alfred at the Monte Carlo Television Festival ( Alexi’s viral QRT ) Billy Blanchard at Jean-Paul Gaultier F/W 2026 Couture via Lyas “EXCLUSIVE: Marine Serre Seeks Investor Amid Financial Restructuring” in WWD The Met Announces the Spring 2027 Costume Institute Exhibition, John Galliano: Horizons “John Galliano Returns to Fashion Via a Creative Partnership with Zara” in Vogue “An Uncomplicated Man” (review of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey ) by Emily Wilson in The London Review of Books Millie Bobby Brown responds to bad wig accusations on BBC Radio 1 @chthonicthorn on TikTok (Hellenistic practicioner?) “Greta Thunberg’s Sister Beata Mona-Lisa Does the Splits” by Billy Parker in Interview Beata Mona-Lisa on Instagram Pianist Yuja Wang Nymphet Alumni Ep. 114: Grisch “The Folk Singer Linda Perhacs Is Found and Is Safe, Authorities Confirm” in The New York Times Tyla - “THAT GIRL” (Official Music Video) Nymphet Alumni Ep. 147: Cherry Emoji Dark Feminine Tyla in custom Phoebe Pendergast polka dot hair clip at Disney with Kai Cenat “Valley of the Marc Jacobs Dolls” by Carwyn McIntyre in ToBe “The Surreal, Sublime Worlds of Szilveszter Makó” by Lauren Jackson in The New York Times Adam Green’s Aladdin - Full Movie (Official) on YouTube KATSEYE (캣츠아이) - “Animal” (Official Music Video) KATSEYE EP 3 ‘WILD’ (Wild heart ver.) teaser images on Instagram ADÉLA - “Ain’t In LA” (Official Music Video) Gabbriette in custom Matières Fécales bridal Andrea Mauri @babedrea33 on Instagram “Married elite NYC lawyer, 45, is caught red-handed with underling, 29, in passionate Central Park rendezvous” in The Daily Mail “How Leopold Aschenbrenner, the ‘golden child’ of the AI trade, was laid low” in The Financial Times This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this episode, the ladies welcome America’s favorite game show host Ben Mora for a survey of the interior design landscape among Millennials and Gen Z. They discuss how bedroom stratigraphy reveals the history of interior design fads, the never-ending influence of the long ‘90s, the tyranny of mid-century modern, blackout curtain pleasure caves, Pinterest boards, the housing crisis, various gay predispositions, and more! Interior Motives Seeking Derangements Ben’s profile in New York magazine!! Printed out Pinterest Moodboard TikToks $4,300 in missing rugs, online shame, 7 hours in NYPD custody: A stooping story Samantha Wynn Greenstone (girl who married a gay guy and had a baby) BBL Arab Gays Tasteslop by Nemesis This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this edition of Study Break, we go deep on Sombr’s ED summer track “My Body Isn’t Ready,” make the case for Obsession star Inde Navarette as this generation’s Dead Wife Montage Stacy, and extol Erling Haaland’s universal Homo Erectus charm. We also assess Olivia Rodrigo’s and Gracie Abrams’ claims to girl-loserdom and the influence of children’s literature on men’s fashion week. Links: sombr - My Body Isn’t Ready (official video) James Blunt - You’re Beautiful (official video) James Blunt’s 13 most savage tweets Olivia Rodrigo - honeybee Olivia Rodrigo addresses the “baby boy, honeybee” allegations Olivia Rodrigo - the cure (official video) Gracie Abrams - Look at My Life (official video) Gracie Abrams - Daughter From Hell album art Grace Abrams - The Secret of Us album art Dior Men’s Spring 2027 Ready-to-Wear Collection Celine Men’s Spring 2027 Ready-to-Wear Collection Prada Men’s Spring 2027 Ready-to-Wear Collection Worldpeace DMT - Love Yourself (official video) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this solo minisode, Sam enters the wilderness of mirrors to unpack Michael Jackson: child star, King of Pop, fairy-tale monster, walking logo, and one of the strangest cultural phenomena of the 20th century. Using Margo Jefferson, Wendy Lesser, Mark Fisher, Foucault, Bakhtin, Peter Pan, The Little Prince, Shirley Temple, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Fosse, P.T. Barnum, Neverland Ranch, pork pie hats, patent leather shoes, and white spats, Sam pursues Michael as a figure of inversion: the child who was an adult, the adult who became a child, the Black man who became white, the man who became a woman, the innocent who became the guilty. Along the way, she considers the glamour and horror of child stardom, the maternal diva archive, the carnivalesque body, the freakshow of Wacko Jacko, and why Michael’s legacy remains endlessly unresolved. Stargirl’s 100th episode, we love you Emma On Michael Jackson by Margo Jefferson On Michael Jackson, with Shannon Taggart by Weird Studies The Resistible Demise of Michael Jackson, edited by Mark Fisher His Other Half: Men Looking at Women Through Art by Wendy Lesser Moonwalk: A Memoir by Michael Jackson The Autobiography of PT Barnum by PT Barnum Rabelais and His World by Mikhail Bakhtin r/LeavingNeverlandHBO My Family, The Jacksons by Katherine Jackson Michael Jackson’s Interview in Gold Girl Magazine, 2002 Michael Jackson - Thriller (Original) Who’s Loving You - The Jackson 5 on The Ed Sullivan Show Interview with Suzanne de Passe, Motown Costume Designer Human Nature, Wembley ‘88 - Michael Jackson Michael Jackson’s This Is It Sylvester Stallone on Michael Jackson Bob Fosse, The Little Prince, and Michael Jackson The Little Prince MJ Productions’s Letter to The Little Prince Marianne Williamson officiates Elizabeth Taylor’s wedding to Larry Fortensky Elizabeth Taylor surprises Michael Jackson with an elephant Abnormals, Freaks, and Michael Jackson: Foucault, Baldwin the Truth of the Grotesque by Brad Elliott Stone Nymphet Alumni’s Ep. 157: American Freakshow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this episode, we kick off the summer by denominating a colorful attitude toward dress manifesting bicoastally. Epitomized by brands like Emily Dawn Long, Brooke Callahan, and Cleo Camp, Crayola Casual is the funky counterpart to freaky minimalism— accessory agnostic, anti-synthetic, built around hot saturated colors and the art of the easy-on easy-off. We review this aesthetic’s historical antecedents, from fluid disco formalwear of the 70s (Halston, Stephen Burrows) to globalist chic sportswear of the 80s (Esprit, United Colors of Benetton). We also discuss Downtown New York’s Maryam Nassir Zadeh as the missing link, classics of rainbow urbanism including Sesame Street and the Vignelli Subway Map, our predictions for an aerobics renaissance, and the creative exuberance of a season of parades, pop-ups, and pennants. Links: Image board Cleo Camp Brooke Callahan Emily Dawn Long Rummage Stretch “Vintage Sportswear Will Crush Your Alo Yoga Sets” by Liana Satenstein for Neverworns Allegra Samsen on Instagram Ventriloquist Sophie Becker for Paloma Wool “The Accidental Trendsetter” by Emilia Petrarca in The New York Times (Emily Dawn Long profile) “The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Pants” by Sarah Shapiro in Puck (on the rise of the easy pant) “The Sexy Sincerity of Maryam Nassir Zadeh” by Rachel Tashjian in Harper’s Bazaar “How Does Maryam Nassir Zadeh Stay in Business?” by Madeline Leung Coleman in The Cut “1970–1979” from FIT’s Fashion History Timeline “A 1970s Fashion History Lesson: Disco, Designer Denim, and the Liberated Woman” by Lilah Ramzi in Vogue “The Halstonettes” by The Museum at FIT from the 2015 exhibit Yves Saint Laurent + Halston: Fashioning the 70s “Stephen Burrows, the CFDA’s 2024 Lifetime Achievement Winner, in the Words of 7 of His Closest Collaborators” by Laird Borrelli-Persson in Vogue “The Radical History of Sesame Street” by Figgy Guyver in Frieze “The Quintessential Urban Design of Sesame Street ” by Anna Kodé in The New York Times “Towards a Better Way: The “Vignelli” Map at 50” (Digital Exhibit) – New York Transit Museum Supergraphic Ultramodern – Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute “The rise and fall of Esprit, San Francisco’s coolest clothing brand” by Joshua Bote in SFGATE “opening ceremony’s founders on how esprit changed fashion (and the world)” – i-D “Esprit’s Brand Books” by Jill Singer in Sight Unseen (on Esprit: The Comprehensive Design Principle from 1989) “From Plain Jane to Esprit: The Making of a California Icon” by Bertrand Pellegrin “Benetton: Celebrating a Colorful History” by Amanda Kaiser in WWD “History” – Gap, Inc. “Khaki Swing” – 1998 Gap Commercial on YouTube Something Wild (1986) dir. Jonathan Demme – Official Trailer Excerpt from Bobos in Paradise: The New Upper Class and How They Got There by David Brooks “Everything You Need to Know About the Battle of Versailles on the 50th Anniversary of the Event” by Laird Borrelli-Persson in Vogue “Fashion” - The 1973 World Book Year Book “Yanks Pull Off Paris Fashion Heist” by Eugenia Sheppard in The Los Angeles Times Big Bad Wolf workout class on TikTok Aerobics by Kenneth H. Cooper エアロピクルス｜Aeropickles on YouTube “1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening” on YouTube Audrey Hobert live performances: trenchcoat reveal, mini trampoline Audrey Hobert x Fishwife Tinned Fish Bundle “Forget Euro Summer. Brands Are Having a Wet, Hot American Summer” by Madeleine Schulz in Vogue (pop-up economy write-up) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this episode, Sam is joined by friend of the pod Anika Jade Levy, author of Flat Earth and founding editor of Forever Magazine, for a sprawling investigation into the paranoid spirit of the United States of America. Beginning with the America’s founding fantasy of paradise, Anika and Sam trace how the country’s utopian dream soured into a national aesthetic of suspicion: from Puritan invisible enemies and the feminized conspiracy of the Salem Witch Trials, to the pastoral terror of data centers humming in the American wilderness, to cyberpunk stealthwear, urban camouflage, hollow earths, Atlantis, visions of a lost world, and much, much more. Drawing from Leo Marx, Richard Hofstadter, Adam Curtis, Cotton Mather, Anette Kolodny, Silvia Federici, and Anika’s own novel, the girls move through history, politics, media, and fashion to uncover what conspiracy reveals about American self-invention. Links: Anika’s Instagram Flat Earth by Anika Jade Levy Forever Magazine Agens Denis’s A Confrontation: Battery Park Landfil The Machine in the Garden by Leo Marx The Paranoid Style in American Politics by Richard Hofstadter The Lay of the Land by Annette Kolodny Caliban and the Witch by Silvia Federici The Significance of the Frontier in American History by Fredrick Jackson Turner Wonders of the Invisible World by Cotton Mather The Cultural Cold War by Frances Stonor Saunders CV Dazzle Balenciaga Panic of 2022 Lotta Volkova Conspiracy Data Center Hum on TikTok Mr. Bean/Princess Diana Reel The Century of the Self by Adam Curtis MAGA as Fan Fiction by Gideon Jacobs Player One and Main Character by Gideon Jacobs New Models: The Online Marketplace of Ideas with Joshua Citarella The Gurdjieff Movements The New Age Bible by Sheila Heiti This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this episode, we’re joined by legendary TikTok creator, Slushy Noobz creative director, and certified #SWAG Dadaism pioneer Chase Rutherford to further interrogate the ideas introduced in our previous episode. We discuss the freedom of default aesthetics and the legacy of normcore, the provocative power of readymades over a century after Fountain , how Kanye anchored the preppy misfit years of Chase’s youth, and how Chase resisted the siren song of LA influencer culture in favor of creative autonomy. We also discuss the art historical impact of Beyoncé and Jay-Z at the Louvre, how Sombr’s personal brand might still be salvaged, and the importance of reframing transient microtrends—from clout goggles to Brazil baby tee—as the significant cultural artifacts of our time. Links: Chase Rutherford on Instagram Chase Rutherford on TikTok Slushy Noobz on Patreon Slushy Noobz official merchandise This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this edition of Study Break, we discuss the less-than-triumphant return of Euphoria and Sam Levinson’s pivot to everythingsplotation Western, Michael Jackson’s new hagiography and the grotesque legacy that transcends it, and recent fashioncore highlights from the literalism of the Met Gala to the nostalgia of The Devil Wears Prada 2 . We also discuss the Substack truth nuke that rocked the indie music scene, Olivia Rodrigo’s coquette comeback, The Drama ’s fresh take on the tribulations of female adolescence, and more. Links: Suga Free the Pimp on Instagram Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg Slim “Why Is Everything So Ugly?” in Issue 44 of n+1 “Fashion Is Not Art (And That’s OK)” by Valerie Steele in Someone Else “See Every Look from the Met Gala 2026 Red Carpet” in Vogue Hudson Williams MUA Aika Flores Pinterest board leak Hudson Williams heading home at 7am following the Met Gala after party “Abnormals, Freaks, and Michael Jackson: Foucault, Baldwin, and the Truth of the Grotesque” by Brad Elliott Stone “Freaks and the American Ideal of Manhood (Here Be Dragons)” by James Baldwin, originally published in Playboy , January 1985 Rabelais and His World by Mikhail Bakhtin Michael Jackson describes his first sexual encounter with Tatum O’Neal (2003) Telephone Stories: The Trials of Michael Jackson on Spotify On Michael Jackson by Margo Jefferson “Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour on Power, Fashion, and Acting the Part” (April 2026 cover story) by Chloe Malle in Vogue Synopsis: Innocence by Kaija Saariaho from the Metropolitan Opera Olivia Rodrigo – drop dead (Official Music Video) Olivia Rodrigo – begged (Live) on Saturday Night Live “Fake Fans” by Eliza McLamb in words from eliza on Substack Nancy Pelosi Endorses Jack Schlossberg For Congress Acquired Style x Swan Beauty Viral Bachelorette Party This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this episode, we coin a new term for one of the most interesting creative impulses of our generation: #SWAG Dadaism. Like the original Dadaists responding to the whiplash of industrialization and WWI, a certain subset of young creatives are responding to the vertigo of global instability and breathless technological futurism through fashion assemblage, IP maximalism, and a fearless embrace of all things chopped and random. We conduct a historical survey from Clement Greenberg’s theory of kitsch and the avant-garde to the early days of meme culture to explore page fashion parodists of the past decade. We also get into Justin Bieber and Timothée Chalamet’s parallel #SWAG rebrands, the collapse of the secondhand market and its unexpected creative upside, and how #SWAG exists as the antithesis of refinement culture. Links: Image board Dada Manifesto by Tristan Tzara (1918) “Avant-Garde and Kitsch” by Clement Greenberg from The Partisan Review (1939) “The First Meme of 2026 Is About Not Explaining Yourself. And Buttons.” by Madison Malone Kircher for The New York Times Chase Rutherford on Instagram (referenced posts one , two , three ) Chase Rutherford interview for Perfectly Imperfect @okniceok on Instagram @kalebphobic on TikTok re: digicore sampling Canal Street Research Association and Shanzhai Lyric on Instagram “Bags, Bootlegs and Art: A Quirky Communion on Canal Street” by Siddhartha Mitter in The New York Times Ava Nirui / @avanope interview in Office magazine (2017) “Meet Ava Nirui, The Creative Force Behind Marc Jacobs’ Heaven Line” by Eni Subair in Vogue (2020) “Go To The Thrift Store That’s Where The Heat Is” on Know Your Meme @harmonytividad “filet minion” post on Instagram Middle school boy bar crawl on TikTok Tung Tung Tung Sahur boxers outfit on TikTok @twylatoktok on TikTok (referenced posts one , two , three ) @turtlewithhat_ / Izzy and Emma pink leggings outfits This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this week’s episode, we’re joined by critical mastermind Caroline Cai (aka Clairolime) to unpack what we’re calling Catalan Chicslop, the downtempo, sophisticated, quietly freaky aesthetic championed by brands like Paloma Wool and Gimaguas. We discuss how this look evolved from avant-basic dopamine dressing, its influences from ‘90s minimalism to early 20th century experimental couture, Barcelona’s history as a modernist aura farm, post-Phoebe Philo feminist-lite brand mythos, and strategies to transcend the tyranny of chicness. We also analyze the aesthetic’s appeal to women across successive life stages, from 13-year-old Penelope Dissick to microinfluencer gallerinas to mysterious pregnant brunettes. Links: @clairolime on Instagram Image board Relevant brands: Paloma Wool , Gimaguas , Susmie’s Collection , Belle Anna , Deiji Studios , Buci , Geel , DémodéMODÉ “ How Spain’s Indie Fashion Scene Nailed Global Growth” in Business of Fashion “These Brands are Putting Spanish Style on the Map” by Zoe Suen in W “ Paloma Wool: From Cool to Basic and Back Again” by Yola Mzizi in The New York Times Paintings by Ramon Casas ( Ex. 1 , Ex. 2 , Ex. 3 , Ex. 4 ) Paloma Wool’s “San Sebastián 2025” campaign featuring Carlotta Baan “Studio Visit: Paloma Wool” in Sleek magazine (2023) “Where Are All the Women Designers?” by Emma Childs in Marie Claire Chicslop runoff examples from Miaou , Frankie’s Bikinis , Guizio , Jaded London , Revolve house brands Lioness and Lovers and Friends , With Jean , UNIF HAIM - Relationships (Official Music Video) Crumbs from Penelope Dissick’s deleted TikTok photo dump Emma Chamberlain’s “i got rid of (almost) everything” closet video “T-boy swag: Claiming space where trans people feel we don’t inherently belong” by Reanna Cruz in NPR Note from Alexi: I’m sorry I mispronounced Phoebe Philo omg put your chic pewter pitchforks down!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this edition of Study Break, the girls review the latest cultural dispatches, including the newest wave of attention-seeking fashion week stunts (from Fakemink at Balenciaga to Bryan Johnson lurking at Matières Fécales), the Buffalo Bill realness of Robert Pattinson and Zendaya’s Interview Magazine cover, Tyra Banks’s wacky legacy, Hillary Clinton’s bleach-and-tone, the rise of Wuthering Heights womanslop, and more! Links: Fakemink for Dazed Brian Johnson for Fecal Matter in Paris Robert Pattinson and Zendaya for Interview Magazine Jim Carrey Clone Allegations Alexis Stone Jim Carrey Prank Punch the Monkey This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this week’s episode, we discuss Romantasy, the Franken-genre that has conquered the publishing world and defined the libidinal landscapes of a generation of women. We decode the genre’s DNA from dimestore bodice-rippers to high fantasy epics, examine the sociological profile of its authors and audiences, and explore how it’s mutated in the digital age via AI visualizers and high-budget audio erotica. We also talk about Renaissance faires, fujoshi discourse, the mirror image of male vs. female gooning in popular culture, Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights as the BookTok movie of the century, and more. Links: Image board Sam’s Romantasy Spotify Playlist “Did a Best-Selling Romantasy Author Steal Another Writer’s Story?” by Katy Waldman in The New Yorker “She Fell in Love With ChatGPT. Then She Ghosted It.” (r/MyBoyfriendIsAI profile) by Kashmir Hill in The New York Times “Gender difference in brain activation to audio-visual sexual stimulation” by Chung et. al. in PubMed “Sexual Scripts: Permanence and Change” by William Simon and John H. Gagnon in Archives of Sexual Behavior, Vol. 15, No. 2 “How the Renaissance Fair became America’s favorite fantasy” by Kelly Faircloth in National Geographic r/AskAHistorian discussions about medievalism and high fantasy ( one , two , three ) The Oxford Handbook of Victorian Medievalism ed. Joanne Parker and Corinna Wagner Hard to Be a God (2013) dir. Aleksei German Candlelight Ecstasy Romance Guidelines c. 1980 Love Story magazine ed. Daisy Bacon (1921–1947) ( see covers here ) “The Uses of Reading Mass-Produced Romance Fiction” ( Harlequin study) by Susan B. Neuman (1985) History of the “sex and shopping” genre by Pascal Tréguer “Girls Who Love Boys Who Love Boys” by E. Alex Jung in Vulture Interview with Quinn founder and CEO Caroline Spiegel in Refinery29 “Aural Fixation: Celebrity Audio Erotica Is 2025’s Answer to the Centerfold” by Hannah Jackson in Vogue “The Importance of Critical Thinking in a Zombiefied World” (Why romantasy is crucial to understanding Apple TV’s hit show Pluribus) by Maris Kreizman in The Atlantic “Liking Books is Not a Personality” by Hannah McGregor in Electric Literature @shauna_the_author on Instagram This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this week’s episode, we’re joined by actress and generational internet phenomenon Ivy Wolk ( Anora , The English Teacher ) to discuss her sartorial origins from roller derby to riot grrl to rockabilly, the sorry state of the Theatre, the evolving identity of the character actor, the cult mystique of a volatile decade-long online presence, and why cultural curiosity may be the closest thing we have to world peace. Ivy also weighs in on the uncanny e-girl invasion of the latest Guess campaign and reflects on the spirit of authentic Angeleno style. Links: Ivy Wolk on Instagram Theatre and Film on Tape Archive at NYPL for the Performing Arts Mike Tyson’s “fat and nasty” MAHA Super Bowl ad Peloton’s Kendall Toole in viral “get ‘em banned” clip Guess girl Instagam campaign This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this edition of Study Break, we survey the triumph and tragedy of the 2026 Grammys and deliver our official assessment of the Momania ( The Moment + Melania ) double feature. The declaration of war on Sombr is formally expanded to include newcomer Olivia Dean, and the strange theater of Latino representation in Hollywood comes under review. Elsewhere, several urgent notes are issued to the pop music PR puppeteers who seem to have lost motor control of talents like Jelly Roll and Billie Eilish. We also unpack the honky tonk heartbreak of Bella Hadid and Adan Banuelos, Gaga’s McQueen resurrection, Justin Bieber’s soulful Captain Underpants realness, the newest wave of Windrush Generation excellence, and more! Links: Sacheen Littlefeather accepting an Oscar on behalf of Marlon Brando Adan Banuelos Arrested for Public Intoxication Bella Hadid dancing in a Honky Tonk with Adan Banuelos Theo Von on Jelly Roll Acceptance Speeches Zillennial Cozy Funk Wedding This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In this week's episode, we examine a specific brand of dark femininity that feels like a vestige of 2016, embodied through dramatic imagery of luxury accessories, cartoon vixens, and predatory wildlife, and expressed through a paradoxical strain of man-hating male centrism. We discuss this aesthetic’s positioning in opposition to the Clean Girl and how interpersonal dynamics popularized by sex work inform its understanding of power and money. We also investigate why the dark feminine resonates so deeply among women of the so-called “Latina belt,” drawing connections to chola culture and Arabic literary traditions to explore how this affect functions as a negotiation between patriarchal tradition and Western ideas about female sexuality and autonomy. Finally, we identify the aesthetic’s greatest arbiters and muses, from Helmut Newton and Riccardo Tisci to Maddy Perez and BLACKPINK’s Lisa.Links: Image board Examples on Instagram , TikTok Ralph Bakshi: A Forgotten Pioneer Rihanna - B***h Better Have My Money (Explicit) (Official Music Video) BbyMutha - RULES (Official Music Video) Why Men Love B*****s: From Doormat to Dreamgirl by Sherry Argov “How the Cholo Clown Became the Face of L.A.” by Frank Rojas for LA Times (“Smile Now, Cry Later” history) Viral Alexa Demie Yo Voy clip Ghazal History – Encyclopaedia Iranica BLACKPINK’s Lisa introduces “Vixi” @shopnou_ on Instagram “The Wild World of Chris von Wangenheim” by Daisy Woodward for AnOther Chris von Wanghenheim on TheFashionSpot “Pomellato Revives Helmut Newton’s Daring ’80s Campaigns in a New Show” by Annie Davidson Watson for W Ricardo Tisci by Donatella Versace for Interview Givenchy Fall 2011 Menswear on Vogue Runway Givenchy Spring 2011 Ready-to-Wear on Vogue Runway Givenchy Fall 2011 Ready-to-Wear on Vogue Runway This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

In the first Study Break of the year, Biz and Sam survey the state of the world refracted through the prism of pop culture. They discuss Odessa A’Zion’s wig allegations, the hypernormal clownery of Nicolas Maduro’s kidnapping, Bella Hadid’s blonde hair omen, and the pop-princess perfection of Zara Larsson. Plus: a meditation on time in the second quarter of the 21st century, viewed through the anamorphic looking glass of Hollister’s 2016 anachronism, Cameron Winter’s Dorian Grey agelessness, and North West’s prodigious beat-making potential. Links: Hollister’s Tumblr Drop 2016 Revisionism Stateside + Zara Larsson by Pink Panthress North West’s Beatmaking Sample Cameron Winter at Carnegie Hall Bella Hadid for Dazed MENA @shop_reallifeasliv Carnival Time, Hardness, and the Machines That Process Excess by Sachin on Substack Work-Hardened Archetypes by Sachin on Substack Venezuelan Oil Explainer in The Guardian Enhanced Oil Recovery Techniques Oil Company Pushback in The Guardian Who is Zach Bryan’s Wife? Rama Duwaji Profile in The Cut Previous Episodes Referenced: Ep. 76: Get Silly Ep. 24: The Snapocalypse Ep. 25: America (with Light Townsend Cummins) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe

This week, we herald the coming of the Pastel Grunge Revival, a new wave of candy-colored femininity characterized by an eclectic and deliberately unsettling fusion of childlike innocence and overt sensuality. We discuss the style’s influences— soft grunge Tumblr imagery, cartoon nostalgia, Harajuku fashion, sex worker style, and more— and unpack the social functions of age regression, self-objectification, and homosocial fantasy that resonate with young women online. We also provide a brief overview of pastels in visual culture from the 1950s to present, and we explore the myriad reasons why this aesthetic emerged from Los Angeles in particular. Special thank you to Monica @finalformfemale for this episode idea!! Links: Image board Ashley Williams – Vogue Runway f5ve – I Choose You (Official MV) PGR It Girls and Creative Forces Masterlist: Mazzy Joya , Savannah Hudson , Miss Madeline and Chase Icon , Cannelle , ADÉLA , Manon Macasaet , Lexi Kingery , Kennedy Dechet , Natasha Somerville , Aerin Moreno Shopbluedream.us and @shopbluedream on Instagram for an inspired selection of PGR clothing Misc. PGR brands: Lovett , OGBFF , OMIGHTY , Poster Girl , I.AM.GIA , Poison Candy Apple , WeedSlut TikToks of girls posting their younger selves to sad songs Accidentally getting a job as a stripper in Japan TikTok storytime fakemink - Easter Pink (Prod Suzy Sheer) (Official MV) Rhode remakes Richard Avedon’s iconic Versace 1994 campaign OG Soft Grunge It Girls: Joanna Kuchta , Shelby Hamilton aka meowshelbs , Erika Kamano fka Erika Bowes Gwen Stefani and the Harajuku Girls (2005) Nicki Minaj explains Harajuku Barbie (2009) ( + Nicki’s iconic pastel necklaces by ONCH ) Rapper CeeChynaa shows off her vintage doll collection This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.nymphetalumni.com/subscribe