But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas

also: we got a free $14 froyo, potato chips are better than tortilla chips, re-rack your weights, don't split open your english muffin with a knife & let the pollo shine

also: i watched the doc Boy Band Confidential

also: i accidentally hearted a text

The #1 perk of joining Costco is you get to participate in discussions at work about Costco.

We celebrated Alan Fisher's 70th birthday with drinks, trivia & police sirens.

also, i watched episode 2 of Lanterns

also: i made a Staind reference in a work email

also: Carolyn quit our condo's Lil' Library, Frankie got a new scratcher & Grandma Thien deemed Costco stuffed peppers as reckless spending.

We’d be rollin' deep in her 1979 AMC spirit!

stuff comes up in this movie you don't talk about as a married couple!!

should we ban phones at the dinner table?

Her name is Dorothy Rose (Miller) Cumings

I expected more from a company named Monster I really did.

I'm off the grid & the dopamine hits r gone

and like, wtf is ranch?

also, a pile of trash was left outside for 6 days

also, i drop i mean unveil my top 3 movies of 2026

i just wanna dance, man..

also: a few more thoughts on The Odyssey and Backrooms

i'm not your Truman show!