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I think 2% sun exposure would flay every molecule of skin from my body Podcast art by Joey Rizk

For the record, I did not rip my pants this time Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Turns out not every dog has its day after all.... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Not being able to have dinner is a horror movie to me Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm going to do a podcast about a podcast about a podcast. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Head, shoulders, knees, and toes are just a list of weird shaped parts of my physique Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I could have joined the circus as the beardless man Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I'm the lord of goats and kitties Podcast art by Joey Rizk

My liver will never forgive me... Podcast art by Joey Rizk

The calorie counting obviously did not continue over the weekend. Podcast art by joey Rizk

All my calorie counting is about to go out the window. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Now I'm going to go kick back and ice my toe, if you'll excuse me Podcast art by Joey Rizk

I also banged my shin on my bike and will certainly have a huge bruise. You know, like a kid. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Got more pork in my gut than a pig farm. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Also the bike event was actually cancelled due to weather (: Podcast art by Joey Rizk

ABC: Always, Be, Chewing Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Gotta stop and smell the tulips, fellas. Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Yeah it's probably too many XL jokes in the titles this close together... But it was right there Podcast art by Joey Rizk

Sampling kitties and sampling cheeses, baby! Podcast art by Joey Rizk

In retrospect falling off a telephone pole would probably fix the ear issue. Podcast art by Joey Rizk