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Comedy quartet The Noise Next Door create fantastical five-a-side football teams out of fictional characters, historical figures and celebrities, then set them against each other in a totally imaginary match to decide who will be victorious. With two new themed teams every episode this is a podcast that literally anyone can enjoy - no football knowledge required! Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The oldest rivalry in football gets an upgrade. The guys put together a team of historical, fictional and cultural Scottish and English icons. Hadrian’s wall makes a hell of a halfway line. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Croation stand-up sensation Alex Petrovich leads a line-up of his most famous compatriots against our band of brilliant Belgians. It’s about time we settled which of these countries is the best at nonsensical five-a-side football. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The very Welsh and very wonderful comedian Jenny Collier joins the guys for another Euros special. Will her team of Welsh legends be able to take on our sensational Swedes? Lock, Stockholm and one trip to Barry. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
French superstar stand-up and actor Eric Lampaert takes charge of a team of French legends as they go up against our team of terrific Turks. Will it be a French Triomphe or Turkish Delight? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The guys are joined by Spanish comedy legend Ignacio Lopez as he sets a line up of Spain’s best exports against our arsenal of Austrian awesomeness. Which nation is most mighty… at imaginary five-a-side football? Find out now. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stand up star and genuine German Christian Schulte-Loh lays out a squad of his country’s best and brightest against our mean team of Italian stallions. Who will take home the bragging rights in this battle for national pride? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On the final day of the inaugural season, Fantasy Five takes on one of the most contentious topics in the world… of sweet, baked treats. What should you have with your afternoon cuppa? Only an imaginary football match can decide. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this battle of titans we are joined by comedian and actor Tez Illays as he brings his squad of DC comic book creations to face our lineup of Greek gods and monsters. This has ‘epic’ written all over it. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The greatest rivalry on planet earth is about to come to an end… A force of fearless felines take on a corps of courageous canines in the battle for pet supremacy. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
They say crime doesn’t pay… But comedian and actual football pundit Jim Campbell wants to prove that theory wrong as his band of burglars take on our posse of policemen. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk and check’s Jim’s podcast here https://stakhanov.studio/shows/the-football-ramble/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Once upon a time... Two beloved children’s authors unleashed a team of their characters into the world of fantastical five-a-side football. This is that story. Will Willy Wonka splat The Cat in the Hat? Maybe Matilda will get lynched by the Grinch? Find out today! Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In an oscar worthy showdown we are joined by comedian Lauren Pattison as she takes charge of a team made up of Meryl Streep characters. Will they be triumphant over a huddle of Hanks’? Lights, camera, action! Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are you ready rock and/or rumble? Who will emerge victorious when singers and drummers go up against Stone Cold Stunners? Either way the clothes are very likely going to be skin tight. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Spaceships! Dragons! The special effects budget for this is going to be huge... What will happen when a team of warriors, wizards and monsters take on a team of space-warriors, space wizards and space-monsters?! Let battle commence. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Game on! A clash of computer game characters will decide which console is king. Indulge in a totally necessary five-a-side football match between the most iconic mascots in the history of digital entertainment. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s animated armageddon as two toon titans go head to head on the rugby(!?) pitch. To celebrate the Six Nations, the Fantasy Five guys are mixing things up by using their colourful cartoon characters to make ridiculous rugby sevens squads. here’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
St. Patricks Day and Mothers Day fall in the same week. But which is better? There’s only one thing for it… An imaginary football match between a selection of mighty matriarchs and the indomitable Irish. here’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Things get wild as animal kingdoms collide in a five-a-side footie match to determine who is at the top of the food chain. Who will be the predator? Who will be prey? There’s only one way to find out. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s a right royal rumble as comedian and author Laura Lexx pits her team of leading ladies against a mob of male monarchs. Who will take the crown in the first Fantasy Five special guest match? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two of the most beloved TV shows of all time go head to head in a fantastical football match. Who will be victorious? The mates from Manhattan or the cheeky chaps from Colorado?Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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