Flat Bottom Girls

The girls sit down with Wendi Starling to talk about sex, non-monogamy, and body dysmorphia. Wendi is a NYC-based comedian, recently relocated to St. Louis during the pandemic, and might move to Austin in the future, and has many tales to share about her dating life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Remy Kassimer host of the well renowned podcast, How Cum joins FBG to talk meltdowns at the in-laws, the bachelor, and what it means to finally realize we don't give a f*ck what men think of us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy gets headshots and Jordan gets Vaccinated. The girls discuss the futility of adult bullying, internet trolls, cat callers, gen z and how they possibly might consider looking presentable post covid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hilarious Raanan Hershberg tells the FB girls about getting the vaccine and how it destroyed his self esteem. They discuss dating without getting blasted on Twitter, anti-depressants and a million dollar idea for a dating app for people who hate sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan go through the things that men do that make them run for hills of Cringe and flee to the lands of We Must Breakup Immediately. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Brendan Sagalow joins us and we talk about the horrors of being on a strangers podcasts, being children of divorce, Valentines day meltdowns and Brendan's new "haircut" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan discuss the horrors of thongs and Jordan debriefs o about her love life. It's a shorty butt a goody. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hilarious Casey James Solengo joins Maddy and Jordan this week to talk about the growing pains of hitting puberty at 21. When it comes to honesty about body shame the girls have met their match. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Maddy and Jordan answer you perverts questions and discuss what should be feared and what shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan disturb their guest Chloe Radcliff with their repulsion to naked people. The episode starts off tame but goes widely off the rails into filthy terrain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Libra vs Gemini. The manic co dependent vs the chill grudge holder. Can you guess who is who? We answer this and the rest of the questions you freaks sent in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we have Andrew Shivone! Host of the Anxiety Podcast as well as lover to our very own Maddy Smith. Andrew makes the critical folly of picking pre caffeinated fights. Jordan is still tragically single and tends to keep it that way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan discuss their love/hate relationship with Tik Tok and the trolls that be. They answer all the questions you submitted last week and more. If you're a man with a dog sit this one out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy Central’s Michael Rowland and Jordan describes his quarentine rituals. Jordan decides she hates sex and Maddy hasn’t left her apartment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Carmen Lagala (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) joins the Flat Bottom girls to discuss being one half of a quarantined couple, using dance as cardio, and of course her incredible skincare routine. One look at Carmen's glowing face will tell you that you must listen to find out her secret! Rate, review, and subscribe if you liked this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy got Ugg boots to prep for winter and Jordan is working on her sleep schedule since lately she's been nocturnal but losing her mind. Luckily she bought retinol. Jordan also talks about the Covid symptoms she's had since March, like everything smelling like rotten beef. Fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The flat bottom girls discuss the impending doom that is winter and how to stay busy for the next six months. Also, all couples during quarantine are losing their minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan discuss the election mayhem, money shots and Maddy finds out to her horror... Jordan’s credit score. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy and Jordan recover from Halloween and prepare for tactics for the post election whiplash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maddy was supposed to do a fall getaway with her boyfriend but the AirBnb turned out to be a Nightmare-bnb! Meanwhile Jordan did drugs in the city per usual! The flat bottoms reign again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices