BE NOT AFRAID

Our story follows famous biblical narratives through a lens of satire and sci fi. In the highest heaven, there sits a recording angel, running a time-defying podcast. He is also an idiot. And if you are hearing him, this means that you are a prophet of the Lord. No pressure. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

"Go at once to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim judgment upon it; for their wickedness has come before Me. Jonah, however, started out to flee to Tarshish from GOD’s service." Episode content warnings: auditory hallucinations, perceived descent into madness, non-lethal choking, nudity, references to child endangerment, sexual innuendo, many eyed entities, manipulation, threats of torture, tinnitus ringing, loud eldritch sound effects Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Hannah Levin & Lou Sutcliffe Featuring "Disco alarm" and "Jonah" composed by Lou Sutcliffe Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Lou Sutcliffe as Jonah ( @LouJSutcliffe | @pantaloonsoc ) Sivan Raz as Lilith ( https://sivanraz.com | @RazSivan ) Marvin Sohl as Sailor 1 ( @MarvinsGardenVA ) Drew Frohmann as Sailor 2 ( https://www.human-b-gon.com/ )

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale! Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: Hannah Levin Music featured: “Kashmiri Mind Meld” by Byzantine Time Machine. Voice actors: Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall ) EurasianRob as King Solomon ( @eurasianrob ) Kiana Triana as Naar ( @kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com ) Greg Carrobis as Ornias ( @gergcandlestick ) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof ( @rosemarycat5 ) Dan Kovel as Yusuf ( @championkingdan ) Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan ( Twitter: @mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing ) Braden as Buer ( @BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball ) Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha ( @BaronessCos ) Steven Chisholm as Gabriel ( @ChizWrites ) Avalon Willowbloom as Seir ( @AvalonWillowbl1 ) Briar Zachary as Bodiel Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran and Lou Sutcliffe.

Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions. Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: Hannah Levin ( ⁠@ImTired81⁠ ) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch and God Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall ) Kiana Triana as Naar ( @kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com ) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof ( @rosemarycat5 ) Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan ( @mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing ) EurasianRob as King Solomon ( @eurasianrob ) Braden as Buer ( @BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball ) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 ( @ChizWrites ) Erik Oberg as Guard 2 ( @beowulfypants )

Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt. Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45 Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: ( ⁠⁠@ImTired81⁠⁠ ) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall ) EurasianRob as King Solomon ( @eurasianrob ) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Kiana Triana as Naar ( @kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com ) Dan Kovel as Yusuf ( @championkingdan ) Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska and Guard 2 ( @beowulfypants ) Greg Carrobis as Ornias ( @gergcandlestick ) Briar Zachary as Bodiel Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha ( @BaronessCos ) Steven Chisholm as Gabriel ( @ChizWrites ) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran, Anna Stein, and Tony DiCaro-Smith. This episode featured a trailer for Morbid Forest ⁠https://themorbidforest.wixsite.com/mf21⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/MorbidForest⁠

An angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there. Episode content warnings: slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: Hannah Levin ( ⁠⁠@ImTired81⁠⁠ ) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall ) Kiana Triana as Naar ( @kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com ) EurasianRob as King Solomon ( https://www.castingcall.club/eurasianrob ) Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska ( @beowulfypants ) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Dan Kovel as Yusuf ( @championkingdan ) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 ( @ChizWrites ) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison and Victor Tran.

Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven... Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com ⁠ Socials: ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠ Featured trailer: ⁠⁠A Somewhat Peculiar Frog⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Script edited by: Hannah Levin ( ⁠@ImTired81⁠ ) Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall ) EurasianRob as King Solomon ( @eurasianrob ) Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak Kiana Triana as Naar ( @kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com ) Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof, & Bar patron 2 ( @rosemarycat5 ) Greg Carrobis as Ornias and Bartender ( @gergcandlestick ) Avalon Willowbloom as Scribe ( @AvalonWillowbl1 ) Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 ( @ChizWrites ) Erik Oberg as Guard 2 ( @beowulfypants ) The rowdy Assyrian bar patrons were played by: Sabine Novakovic-Wagner ( @BaronessCos ) Martin Laston ( @Laston ) Hannah Levin ( @ImTired81 ) Lee Tomanelli ( @LeeDTart ) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Tony DiCaro-Smith and Victor Tran. Music in the bar scene was “Fidayda” performed by Turku, on the album “Nomads of the Silk Road”.

After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. Episode content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost a.k.a. friends as fertilizer Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com ⁠ Socials: ⁠ https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠ ⁠ http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠ ⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠ Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Doug Daly as Noah ( @Doug_Debug) Victor Tran as Asmodeus ( @victoreatsall) Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide

After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions. Episode content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning) Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com ⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta readers: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn Socials: https://twitter.com/bna_pod http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3 Voice actors : Rebecca Hansson Doug Daly @dougdebug @Doug_DeBug Erik Oberg @Beowulfypants Chakree Chakattack M @ninjaguar Victor Tran @victoreatsall Stephanie Pilavin @stephpilavin @stephpilavin @spilavin

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven. Satan has entered the chat. Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠ Gain foresight: https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz Voice actors: Enoch / Metatron played by Rebecca Hansson Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday Michael played by Rae Lundberg Yohana played by Maia Harlap Mamre played by Denver Stewart Raphael played by Greg Carrobis

"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?" The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold. Episode content warnings: mention of death Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠ Gain foresight: https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz Voice actors: Enoch played by Rebecca Hansson Yohana played by Maia Harlap Mamre played by Denver Stewart Aaron played by Paul Walsh God played by Rebecca Hansson and Chakree Matayanant Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday Michael played by Rae Lundberg

A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell? Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM. Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz Voice actors: Rebecca Hansson as Enoch Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZak Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith Brokeashe11 as Beelzebub Mihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-Gon Asha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & Skinner Kiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad

The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong? Episode content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz Voice actors: Enoch and God played by Rebecca Hansson Raphael played by Greg Carrobis Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday "Strangel" played by Chakree Matayanant Seir played by Avalon Willowbloom Asha played by Sabine Novakovic-Wagner Asmodeus played by Victor Tran Unnamed angels played by Asha Lloyd and Briar Zachary Protohumans played by Waymon Alexander , Gem Aydın , Greg Carrobis , Chakree Matayanant, Victor Tran , Helena Tacy , Pelle Frid , Claire Ada, and Micah Carmichael

”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse. Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babies Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo Transcripts and more info: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠ Gain foresight: https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks Socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠http://benotafraidpod.tumblr.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg Beta read by: Rocio Linares, Johann Kingsley & Cat Bajusz Voice actors: Metatron and God played by Rebecca Hansson Samyaza played by Ryan Sweeney Azazel played by Rae Witte Enoch played by Joseph Rutledge Raphael played by Greg Carrobis Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm Michael played by Rae Lundberg Unnamed watcher played by Micah Carmichael Human 1 played by Claire Ada Human 2 played by Pelle Frid