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It's 5:26 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Smeggling up 350% Dan Z negotiations break down Billiam T. Hesterhoffen reviews new art masterpiece 'The Foot' Released documents implicate Councilmember Your Rock and Roll Weather and the Fakahatche Police Blotter Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage and Casey Redmon

In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached. Long Hauler Bob: Why's he hauling so many chicken cloacas? Stan: His #1 problem is who's stopping his #2s. and others! Fakahatchee for your eyes on YouTube! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on Threads Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support/keep up with the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, CJ Meeks, and Ron Babcock.

It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, and Ron Babcock.

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and others Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock.

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Patreon Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta

Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief. Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises Special Musical Guests and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel Choir We're gonna grieve till we can't grieve no more. Tell your hankies they 'bout to get wet. This episode is brought to you by Tom Clancy's Tactical Bananas and Flash Splash. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and a poster that's only slightly less cool than your Scarface poster: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. Celebrity voices are impersonated, no celebrity in their right mind would participate in something like this.

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart. And others... So grab your tissues and your hankerchiefs! We're gonna share our memories of this big ole gator king and what he meant to us until our eyes run dry again. This episode is brought to you by TK Cuddel's Doggeroo Smorgasbord and McGravay and Sons...And Also A Daughter Mortuary. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock.

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.

Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the previous chapter to work with, and an opening line provided by the previous author, everybody gets to take their best swing at where she'll go next. New episodes every Friday! Check out their series now on iTunes or Spotify

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn: Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement. So let's get stacking those snakes and then we can stack that paper! This episode is brought to you by Westtech's Snake Lasso and Attorney Mike Hammer. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clayton Meeks.

Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors: Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Nick Clark, and Sean Bury, MajshippAtTeas and Nathan Greenaway

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Eric Toms, Sean Bury, Casey Redmon and Nathan Greenaway

A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva We'll see you in the new year! We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon. Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Games Squid

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters. If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option. Note: This episode (unlike others) is presented in Stereo. Headphones or a car stereo will likely be your best listening experience. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eleanor Burkett, Casey Redmon, Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock.

After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Drew Ensz and Sean Considine

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn: shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks. And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van) Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com or support the show on Patreon ! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad and CJ Meeks.

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil.

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism.

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com