Four Million Years Later

Our second WATCHALONG is not from G1 TRANSFORMERS , but from BEAST WARS TRANSFORMERS ! It is season two's three part season ender, the apex of that series. Why not start at the first episode? THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! If you haven't watched BEAST WARS , you NEED to. It's only 52 episodes, and some of the best Transformerness EVER PRODUCED . So watch it all on your own time! To watch the very same YouTube video we did while recording, go to the channel Al's Replay here: (Pt 1) ⁠https://youtu.be/LaXO9wuZnWs⁠ , (Pt 2) https://youtu.be/UbXKrRKm1CU , & (Pt 3) https://youtu.be/MnYHQhNbMlQ or use your own dvd, or watch on Tubi.tv. ⁠⁠http://FourMillionYearsLater.com⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater⁠⁠ SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! ⁠⁠Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Jerzy's Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on!⁠⁠ Please email us! What watchalong should we do next? FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

Our first WATCHALONG is not from TRANSFORMERS at all! It is 1987's G.I.JOE THE MOVIE , the epitome of Sunbow's run on G.I.JOE. Why start at the END? BECAUSE WE LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH! Other watchalongs will follow at random intervals, and YES, we will return to TRANSFORMERS for some of them... possibly even next time. Stay tuned!! To watch the very same YouTube video we did while recording, go to the channel Awesome Random Vidz here: https://youtu.be/st5TK2HBn6Q or use your own blu-ray. We start at the fade in of the Sunbow/Marvel logos. ⁠http://FourMillionYearsLater.com⁠ ⁠https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater⁠ SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! ⁠Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET⁠ ⁠Jerzy's Patreon⁠ ⁠Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on!⁠ Closing theme (missing in action this episode) by Nick Mehalick : ⁠https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative⁠ Please email us! What watchalong should we do next? FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

We've arrived at the LAST episode (for awhile)! Here we just talk about how it slowly came together and how it almost didn't happen, and what Jerzy and I were doing in relation to TFs from Rebirth to essentially today . It's THE SECRET ORIGIN OF FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER! And it comes with pictures from College Hoover's TF strips and fanfics from the late 1990s!! Transformers Generation 3, Page 1: https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Generation-3-scaled.jpg The Wonderful Cybertronian Adventures of Shockwave: https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Shockwave-1.jpg A New Plan, Page 1: https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Girl-Power-scaled.jpg The Perils of Being Thundercracker (2 page BLOCKBUSTER!): https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-TC1-scaled.jpg https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-TC2-scaled.jpg Fanfic plot (as read on the episode): https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Fanfic1-1-scaled.jpg https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Fanfic2-1.jpg https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Hoov-Fanfic3-scaled.jpg Goodbye for now; thanks to all you listeners, email and message senders, anyone who reviewed us or told people about us, or bought merch, guested on the show, and extra special thanks to Shawn Robare and Michael Mercy for publicizing our show in the beginning!! KEEP US IN YOUR FEEDS; WE'LL BE BACK WITH SMALLER CONTENT! (NO NOT MICROMASTERS!) http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative You can still email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And you can still review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

It's the PENULTIMATE episode... kinda! For awhile at least. In its current form. This time we read feedback from loyal listeners, like yourself perhaps! And next time we wrap things up! The fanfic by Timothy, THE EXISTENTIAL DREAD OF SLUDGE can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38648865 Rodimus art by Zach : https://jdrozd.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/rodimus_z.jpg http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

This time we take time out to discuss all the new DECEPTICONS from the REBIRTH miniseries... and amazingly, JERZY has more to say about them than the AUTOBOTS ! HOOVER only had like three of these guys! And JERZY even less! But there's a certain mystical bat that really intrigues him NOW! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO OUR U.S. LISTENERS (those who listen when it's new)!!! This time we take time out to discuss all the new AUTOBOTS from the REBIRTH miniseries... believe it or not, we still had things to say about these characters we barely spent any time with! How did HOOVER have so many of them? How did JERZY survive not getting the first SPIKE figure?? And how did either of them live without owning any MONSTERBOTS ? ( Spoiler: Easily.) http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

THIS IS IT! IT'S ALL BEEN BUILDING TO THIS!! HOW WILL IT ALL END?? WILL HASBRO FORCE DAVID WISE TO INTRODUCE 14 MORE CHARACTERS BEFORE WRAPPING IT UP?? WILL HOOVER GET THROUGH THE EPISODE WITHOUT MENTIONING ROCK LORDS ?? WILL JERZY REVEAL THAT HE MADE CARDBOARD TRANSFORMERS IN 8TH GRADE INSTEAD OF KISSING GIRLS?? (SPOILER: HE DOES! ) OH YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T MISS THIS ONE!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

After all those new characters last time, we're gonna take it easy this episode, RIGHT? WRONG!! Here's 11 more NEBULANS known as THE HIVE!! Now that THE AUTOBOTS have little green buddies, THE DECEPTICONS aren't gonna be left out!! ONLY ONE MORE EPISODE LEFT OF THE SERIES!!! (But don't worry, the podcast will have episodes until the end of 2022) http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A 20 MINUTE TOY COMMERCIAL THAT INTRODUCES 37 NEW CHARACTERS BUT ALSO FEATURES 35 PRE-EXISTING ONES!! That's right, this episode has 72 characters!!! What more is there to say??? ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT OF THE SERIES!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

This time we take time out to discuss all the new DECEPTICONS from the movie and Season Three... resulting in our second-longest episode EVER! We're talking JUST OVER TWO HOURS of pure DECEPTICON (and QUINTESSON) discussion... http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! PILLOWS! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

This time we take time out to discuss all the new AUTOBOTS from the movie and Season Three... resulting in our longest episode EVER! We're talking OVER TWO HOURS of pure AUTOBOT discussion... kinda makes me sick just thinking about it! But don't worry, the DECEPTICONS will be featured NEXT EPISODE! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

LET'S WRAP THIS BABY UP! Not just the two-parter, but the whole SEASON comes to an end. Can OPTIMUS save the day? Can MARK stop HATING THEM ALL? Can JERZY stop talking about SKY COMMANDERS ( http://skycommanders.jdrozd.com )? Can HOOVER stop hating on ROCK LORDS? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!!! ONLY THREE EPISODES LEFT OF THE SERIES!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

I wonder what happens in THIS episode? Well, HASBRO tries to win parents back after forcing the death of a loved one on their children months ago! How does it go? Well, we got some good, we got some bad. And we got a HATE PLAGUE turning everyone red and mean-spirited. What do we do when we need a hero? Does a lower ranked AUTOBOT rise from the ranks and prove themselves, saving the day? NO, WE'RE NOT HERE TO BUILD CHARACTER, WE'RE HERE TO BRING BACK THE DEAD. So a QUINTESSON is forced at SKY LYNX -point to resurrect OPTIMUS PRIME! And he'll never die again, kids! (Offer not good in Japan, sorry) All this, and JERZY and HOOVER'S opposite reactions to their discovery of TRANSFORMERS GENERATION 2! ONLY FOUR EPISODES LEFT OF THE SERIES!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

RODIMUS PRIME is feeling a bit overwhelmed with too many complaints he can't begin to deal with. So he shirks all his responsibilities and runs into some STUNTICONS who run him off the side of a cliff! But he loses the MATRIX in the crash, and the STUNTICONS take it to GALVATRON ! Free of responsibilities, HOT ROD awakes to a world he's no longer responsible for... that is, until he realizes the responsibility owns him as much as he owns it. Plus GALVATRON gets a very metal new headquarters that we only ever see once! And JERZY tells a tale of crying at the grocery store because of this episode!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUGS! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us for our upcoming mailbag episode! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

It's time to go to another world... one the QUINTESSONS thought they had safely locked away, until GALVATRON managed to find it hidden behind a giant disc in space. We meet the ZIMOJINS , whose development has been stunted ever since the QUINTESSONS turned off the stars in their corner of the galaxy! Yeah, it's a big high-minded science fiction story airing in place of our beloved robot fights. But we do get to see PERCEPTOR as a GEISHA! Wait, HUH??? http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

What if all the animal TRANSFORMERS ran off in the middle of a battle and didn't tell anyone where they were going? Well, it would look a lot like this! A mysterious voice calls out to "The Primitives," luring them all away, but to their commanders' chagrin. Luckily, SKY LYNX is there to use his nigh-omnipotence to lead them all on a journey to... their home?? And that's just the tip of the iceberg... because they have to contend with UNICRON'S LITTLE BROTHER , who has already sucked the life out of CYBERTRON ! I'm not even making this up. Our analysis also contains one of HOOVER'S better theories on two brand new TRANSFORMERS , JOHNNY and TERRANCE !!! WAIT, WHAT?? http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

Alright, we got introduced to the TECHNOBOTS and TERRORCONS last episode, but not for long! So now we get to spend another full episode with them to get to know them a bit better. But we have to put up with HUMANS too, and get this, THE HUMANS KISS TOO . What show am I watching? Learn about young fifth grade HOOVER sitting there, arms crossed, with a boo boo face on, having to endure these yucky flesh creatures when he's got new TRANSFORMERS to learn about. And JERZY schools us on the details of the first release of petless STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE dolls and his many GREEDO figures! All this and LISTENER MAIL!!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

Dumb ol' loveable GRIMLOCK ... what would the show be like without HIM ? Well, what if he WASN'T dumb, and was actually the smartest of the AUTOBOTS ?? What happens then? This episode happens then. So strap in! Not to mention, they shake out a DOZEN new characters at us; no foolin'! All this, and JERZY lets loose on RADIO SHACK commercials!!! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

Hey kids, are you ready for the neverending battle of AUTOBOTS vs DECEPTICONS ?? Well... put a pin in that, because this week we're going to concentrate on the AUTOBOTS vs NEW YORK CITY GANGSTERS! No, don't change the channel!! Fans of G.I.JOE will want to stick around for this one, because it may contain a sssssssertain character familiar to them. Whoops, I meant CERTAIN character. Ahem. Oh yeah, and the AUTOBOTS get put into human bodies too. WAIT, WHAT? Oh don't worry, they don't think it's a big deal. But what WAS a big deal to young JERZY and HOOVER was the END of this episode, which rocketed them both off the couch!! All this, plus why VEHICLE VOLTRON is BEST! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater NEW 'AKOM GONNA AKOM' DESIGN! SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?

Those pesky QUINTESSONS are at it again!! This time they're tricking the DECEPTICONS to go deep into the bowels of CYBERTRON to unleash some foul beasts that pre-date all the TRANSFORMERS , called the TRANSORGANICS ! Will both AUTOBOT and DECEPTICON alike be able to defeat them?? All this, and young Jerzy versus the Basement! And a great potential story idea for the four million year gap! http://FourMillionYearsLater.com https://www.teepublic.com/user/fourmillionyearslater NEW 'AKOM GONNA AKOM' DESIGN! SHIRTS! STICKERS! TAPESTRIES! CELL PHONE CASES! BABY ONESIES! Befriend the FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER page on Facebook! Jerzy's comics for sale at INDYPLANET Jerzy's Patreon Jerzy's RSS Feed of all his goings on! Closing theme by Nick Mehalick : https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-mehalick/tranformative Please email us! FourMillionYearsLater@gmail.com And review us at your favorite podcatcher! Please?