Tommy's Brownload

We absolutely love a live podcast… and the London Podcast festival has been our home for a few years now! It’s always great to do our regular nonsense chat with a load of you in the room with us! Thanks to everyone who came down for this recording… we’re talking about the summer, various concerts, events and life updates which include DIY and pets - Enjoy!

We’re at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford for this one! Sach has been helping our culture to go viral, Kej has been with the rich and famous in LA (that’s Los Angeles, not Lallu’s Anonymous!) And I’ve got 99 problems and the bitch is one! We’re talking solar eclipse, KFC’s new naan burger and why none of my Gujarati community has ever told me the brilliant word for Melons! Enjoy this one (we did!!)… and we’ll see you on the 10th September for the live recording at the London Podcast festival (in King’s Cross)

Summer, summer, summer tiiiiiime (sing it like Will Smith people!) Yeah - the heat is on and so is the Brownload! We’re at the world famous Kanchans restaurant to share our latest events and life occurrences! We’re discussing the World Cup, should we move back to India (do they even want us!) and Saag flavoured chocolate… yep, you heard that right! Also we're back at the London Podcast Festival 2026 on Thursday 10th of September back at Kings Place in Kings Cross! Get your tickets NOW!

It’s been a while and there’s plenty to catch up on! There’s tales of travel chaos, running for flights and trains as well as heatwaves and even Garba on the runway! Plus there’s cannons and butter toast! It will all make sense when you listen to this weeks (longer than usual… but not as long as the last podcast) special edition of The Brownload!

Surprise! We’re back - well, sort of! We decided to have a little fling and a get together to catch up on the past couple months! Thanks to all the people who messaged and expressed their disgust, disappointment and upset over the Brownload pausing for a bit! This episode is for you! We’re at Kanchans restaurant having a long overdue life chat! Oh … it’s just like the old days!

Big announcement in this one… some of you may not like it! Make sure you listen to the very end! But before that… Sach is hanging out of his bedroom window, Kej is in full health and safety mode and taking his community service to new levels and I’ve experienced “real life” at the hospital and the cinema! Make sure you email us and let us know what you think about this episode! hello@thebrownload.com

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!

Once we blamed Kej for the last couple of weeks of technical difficulties… We got onto Business as usual! I’m feeling very grateful that Sach is back at the wheel!! This podcast has got all the makings of a Guy Ritchie film… There’s talk of blood, people in scary masks, crime and theft! Who says we’re not in the Christmas spirit?

Just myself and Kej this week … the DJ is tearing it up in Dubai! Kej has officially become a whistleblower, I'm hanging with the best burger makers in the country, there’s a new superfood out there and guess what, it’s desi! Plus where do you put your pyjamas when you take them off!?

What happened to last weeks episode? Find out today! Plus, our former employer is in the news (again!) and whilst things don’t really surprise us, we had to have a chat about the recent activities involving Donald Trump and the BBC! We’re bumping into throwback celebrities and the robots are coming thanks to Elon Musk! This episode was recorded at Kanchans in Gants Hill (Ilford)… big up the team there (and Pete!) for a great munch!

It all started so well - Kej served up some homemade snacks, (Diwali leftovers) but as we get close to Halloween, Sach isn’t feeling the festivities! Rakhi Sawant is making the headlines and we are all checking out her amazing “Yamantitata”! I’ve been in Wales trying to understand people and Sach is relating to the Chinese and their new rules for influencers!

We are proper gutted that a whole load of Pizza Huts are closing down in the UK… So we are reminiscing about our early visits so this iconic place! There’s been a robbery in Paris, which is straight up like a movie story and Sumo wrestlers have hit London! Oh … and Happy Diwali everybody!

With Kier Starmer visiting India… Kej’s colleagues are making curry connections! Sach on the other hand loves a sandwich but can’t be arsed with all these international variants! And I’ve had a rude awakening at a hotel where my dreams took over reality!

Kej and I have been to the curry oscars in London and Sach has been on a plane where he met ANOTHER weirdo! Nando’s have got new rules, Heinz have got new flavours for their baked beans and we are celebrating old school hymns!

What are Desis like with their kids on planes? Sach found out on his way to Dubai! Plus there's talk of Farage becoming the next PM… So where would we move to if we HAD to? Undercover food reporter Kej has been reviewing the new Dominos Paneer Pizza and I’ve experienced Oktoberfest in Munich and been challenged to battles by local Germans in nightclubs!

We’re all hanging out at Kej’s house for this one! We’re talking restaurants, birthday meals and celebrating with our mums! There’s also a little march that took place to help “unite Britain”… and we recreated a question that was asked to some of the attendees! And… following my date night with Kej… it’s only right that Sach and I have some “alone time”!