Alchemy This

A writer attempts to write a romance novel A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees Suspecting your husband is the devil See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid A criminal using Cameo to send blackmail messages but can only afford b, c-list celebrities See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inheriting a circus Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it The writers of junk mail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association Surfers Go to NYC Unnecessary Cashews See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arctic Scavengers Strike at the Paperclip Factory New York Water Smuggling See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute teacher A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker Awards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neighboring condom factories go to war Pardon me, do you have the time? Hash brown World Championship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigeons in a shitting school. TOO personal training. You're in the wrong line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant. Powerpuff Girls. Workers return to the office, changed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets Man who sneezes when he's aroused Pizza wizards See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario Kart as NASCAR A baby thinks she's funny Home makeover See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting prom night convention for bad parkers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

burrito-rolling master gone completely texas Canned laugh auditions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes Overly full orchestra Ben Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the Constitution See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school Zoo animals commentary Balloon World Cup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor’s appointment. Failed science museum. Swallowed ear bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. Politician has to poo. Cheese boys and/or girls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying. Door to door salesman named Hungry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. Wild time at airport arrivals. Why are your shoes wet? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

America's Gum Control Issues 5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team Stranded on Desert Island See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.