Help I Sexted My Boss

<p>Every day's a school day, and that even counts on your holidays. Jordan learnt that you should never iron naked in Spain and William learnt that martinis are always dirty in Chicago. But if you listen to this episode, there's plenty for you to learn. From how to deal with a fellow restaurant-goer who's filming his fancy meal, to whether millennial grey is classier than a more vibrant colourway. And there's even time to work out what to do with some unexpected man porridge.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Jordan North reaches breaking point during a fiercely competitive game of Guess the ’90s Children’s TV Theme, as one innocent theme tune sends him into complete disarray. Meanwhile, the boys are faced with another mystery from the Sexted universe as they attempt to piece together the clues and work out exactly whose coffee table is whose.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Have you got a limp wrist? A soft shake? If so, Jordan North thinks he knows exactly what sort of person you are. The boys also debrief on what REALLY happened at the Sexted and Capital Breakfast BBQ, including trying to find out who stole Jordan’s microwave.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>William Hanson and Jordan North get uncharacteristically steamy this week, reeling off a list of X-rated G&Diva movie titles so filthy they had the entire team wheezing on the studio floor. Elsewhere, the lads once again try to settle the nation's most riveting debate: how often should you actually wash your sheets? They also receive a letter from one impeccably well-to-do G&Diva determined to out-posh William himself. Bold move.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Jordan is becoming a man of culture, and he's found the perfect phrase to let everyone around him know it. Meanwhile, William is extremely upset about the state of the toilet paper industry. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on standing at concerts and borrowing your neighbour's sex toys.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>William Hanson and Jordan North take part in an etiquette test and discuss the pros and cons of being a big spoon/little spoon. The boys also dive into some listener replies regarding sh*gging with a smart watch on and find out what really happened after a G&Diva's dentist proposed to her.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series?</p><br><p>There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop asking when you're reproducing.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Could you imagine William as a London tour guide? Jordan as a camp counsellor? In today’s episode, the boys go through your suggestions for their alternative jobs and hear your ideas for what they need to do before they turn 40.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

How would you react if you got more than you bargained for from a dodgy copy of Beauty and The Beast? William and Jordan find out the answer to that question and more. Jordan's also complaining that your favourite holiday card game has gone "woke" and William wraps up his time on the West End, never to be mentioned again! <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

William and Jordan are being taken for a ride this week as they decide the campest modes of transport. There's also more keeping white clothes white chat and William remembers the time his penthouse almost went up in flames. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Jordan's convinced the flavour of chocolate has changed, William's suddenly obsessed with crocs (not the shoes) and one G&Diva needs to convince their ex situationship they're not trying to exchange their sunglasses for a shag. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

Someone's been a very naughty boy, and the etiquette police have come knocking for William. Will his defence stand up to scrutiny, or will he be sent to prison quicker than you can say "laser pointer" to a Swiss customs official? Meanwhile, Jordan's decided there's only ONE reason anyone really needs air conditioning. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>A grey cloud has entered the studio, and its name is Jordan North…</p><br><p>It's the morning after the England semi-final and spirits are low. Jordan's basically in tears from the experience, and to make matters worse, he's realised he will be 40 years old at the next World Cup! William, on the other hand, has a spring in his step and has discovered his latest food obsession - burritos.</p><br><p>The boys then tackle your dilemmas on swimming around lovers in the pool and how to navigate toothache when your nearest dentist is an ex-lover who you shunned.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>The 'horny' vibes are still strong in the air, as Jordan has been filming himself running topless in the park and can't seem to stop talking about wanting to go skinny dipping. The boys also nearly come to blows regarding an extremely questionable opinion regarding UHT milk, but quickly make up when they discover their latest 'doppelgängers'.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>After a G&Diva casually mentions they like to keep track of who they thought was the most amusing in each episode, William and Jordan decide to actively compete in being the funniest person on the podcast. There's also a 'horny' atmosphere in the air, and Jordan is convinced he knows why. The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving growing a wispy moustache and finding out your partner has been using your face towel to clean their genitals.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>What do you do when your Strava detects some 'unusual activity' from the comfort of your own home? And how do you deal with the fact your best friend is turning into a FAKE?! The boys deal with both of these conundrums, plus tackle tacky birthday parties and some classic tumble dryer chat.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

A gym bro who won't share a squat machine and a boyfriend who's worried by their partner's body count leads to Jordan declaring himself a feminist - and we're not complaining. Elsewhere William's keeping a holiday secret under wraps and Jordan's arrived to the studio in short shorts. <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>William just doesn’t know when to stop and is ready to pour more fuel on the fire for his beef with Wendi. But how will she react to his latest slander? Meanwhile, Jump Cut Jack has noticed a nostalgic aroma from Jordan that was meant to be a compliment, but in reality went down like a smelly lead balloon.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>Jordan's back from his mum's 60th birthday, and there's much to debrief on. Wendi has also heard William's recent comments about her, and let's just say SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED. Will William be able to resist having the last word, or will he keep digging his own grave? There's also plenty of dilemmas to solve, including how to dress for a northern wedding and the perils of douching with hot water.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>

<p>OOO PODCAST FWIENDS!</p><br><p>After months of Jordan's requests (which verged on begging), we've finally got Joe Thomas and James Buckley from 'The Inbetweeners' and the 'Joe and James Fact Up!' podcast in for a chat!</p><br><p>First off, the boys step into Joe and James' world (and studio) for a taste of their unique brand of tangent-heavy chat and fact-finding. Then it's over to the wonderfully tame world of Help I Sexted My Boss, where it doesn't take long at all for James Buckley to spot a clone-a-willy and all hell breaks loose. And of course, it wouldn't be a Sexted episode without a few of your dilemmas for all four of the boys to try and solve.</p><br><p>If you want to get involved you can <a href="mailto: help@sextedmyboss.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">email us</a>, and for more Sexted fun <a href="https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sign up</a> to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Instagram</a> and <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">TikTok</a>, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">YouTube</a>.</p><br><p>Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an <a href="http://www.audioalways.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Audio Always</a> production.</p><br><p><br></p><br><p><br></p> <hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>