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A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.
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"'Scenes From A Hat' ass." Shocking no one, Eva, Kelly, and Rave cheered as the Carolina Hurricanes stomped on Vegas (and Carter Hart) to win the Stanley Cup, and became fully Jarv-pilled in the process. Also on the docket: Dylan Larkin, PWHL roster supremacy, and - yep, it's that time again - the combine. This episode was recorded on June 16, 2026. Timecodes: (4:07) Pool Without a Ladder | (9:37) Stanley Cup Finals | (44:41) Elsewhere in the NHL/PWHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Matt! No!!" Is there a worse Cup Finals matchup for this particular podcast than Vegas vs. Carolina? Kelly, Eva, and Rave give this question the sincere deliberation it deserves…but not before checking in on several more compelling topics, including Team Finland, the Montreal Victoire, and Evgeni Malkin. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2026. Timecodes: (3:06) Summer Camp Catalog | (18:07) Worlds & the PWHL | (41:45) The Stanley Cup Finals Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Look how muscles he is." The second round of the playoffs has left Rave, Eva, and Kelly perturbed and disappointed tbqh!! Time to choose the lesser of several evils and check in on the relative villainy levels of Jakub Dobeš, John Tortorella, the PWHL's compliment sandwich, and the Canucks' new president(s) of hockey ops. This episode was recorded on May 19, 2026. Timecodes: (3:22) Glory to the Whelk King | (11:02) Playoffs Round 2 | (46:50) Conf Finals | (1:04:00) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"It galls an old bitch." LLOFFS TIME. Eva, Kelly, and Rave eulogize the first-round fallen and make irresponsible predictions about what’s to come in their usual even-handed, well-informed, and anti-Vegas way. Plus: Kelly weighs in on the latest Leafs news from the suffocating darkness of Canucks Corner. This episode was recorded on May 7, 2026. Timecodes: (4:36) Baseball Nickname Generator | (11:57) Playoffs Round 1 | (54:50) Playoffs Round 2 | (1:16:57) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Go die with him!" Kelly, Eva, and Rave are serving up some piping hot copium about the retirement or non-retirement of our load-bearing Russian machine. Grab a glass, friends. Also on the docket: dragging the Leafs organization for filth in the public square, reminiscing about our early love for the Avs, and assessing the first-round playoffs matchups based on criteria we made up a second ago. This episode was recorded on April 15, 2026. Timecodes: (5:56) Don't Let the Pigeon | (13:40) Caps chat | (20:20) Sid and Ovi...and Geno | (48:23) Playoffs preview | (1:06:30) Leafs exposé! Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Exhausted AND fatigued." Alexander Ovechkin keeps breaking records but he's got more important things to worry about, and so do Rave, Kelly, and Eva. Things like: All our new Caps babies! And CHILIGATE. And organ transplants. This episode was recorded on March 28, 2026.. Timecodes: (5:06) Most Eligible Bachelors of Atchison, Kansas | (16:17) Caps chat | (53:33) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Don't hang up!!" Eva, Rave, and Kelly have a lot to process about the fact that TWO load-bearing Washington Capitals were traded away for [what feels like] PENNIES on the dollar. Meanwhile, former Capital Radko Gudas is enemy #1 of the weary ghost of what used to be the Toronto Leafs. Maybe Ricky Rain Frog can cheer everyone up? This episode was recorded on March 15, 2026. Timecodes: (7:15) Sympathy Weasel | (14:35) Caps chat | (55:04) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Get PooCrave'd." Of all the dead wives in our motion pictures, Sidney Crosby is the most beautiful and powerful, and Kelly, Eva, and Rave have the funeral wreaths to prove it. But first: the good (PLD is BACK), the bad (the p*wer pl*y, always), and the ugly (Connor McDavid's humiliation ritual). This episode was recorded on March 1, 2026. Timecodes: (3:41) Our Dead Wife Sidney Crosby | (17:45) Caps chat | (36:35) Elsewhere in hockey Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"In-house orgies only." NHL hockey? We don't know her. It's Olympics time. Rave, Eva, and Kelly check in on how women's and men's hockey is progressing in Milan, with digressions on veneers, Hilary Knight's courtship, and Time For Kids (and other icons of the '90s). This episode was recorded on February 15, 2026. Timecodes: (04:26) Olympics women's hockey | (35:32) Olympics men's hockey Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Mean prudes." Eva, Kelly, and Rave may feel threatened by Nathan MacKinnon’s goal-scoring success but they're not letting it affect their enjoyment of the Caps' [checks notes] TWO consecutive wins last week, the beautiful tear falling down Sidney Crosby's cheek, or William Nylander's indefatigable bitchiness. There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see, etc. This episode was recorded on February 1, 2026. Timecodes: (3:52) Many Colored Flags | (9:58) Caps chat | (41:05) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Who stole your crown, queen?" This week Kelly, Eva, and Rave explore the Caps' desperate need for a bitchy center, the Oilers' astrological baggage, the Senators' entry into the "unforced error press releases of all time" competition, and other goings-on across our National Hockey League. This episode was recorded on January 18, 2026. Timecodes: (5:32) Oilers astrology | (18:12) Caps chat | (44:58) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Power forward Miss Piggy." Rave, Eva, and Kelly are ready to build back better this year, first with an apology re: those hockey show twunks, then with well-informed suggestions for NHL and Olympics GMs re: constructing winning teams. Other topics: Justin Sourdif's verve, Auston Matthews' hats, and (sob!) Kelly's Quinnifer Mourning Quorner. This episode was recorded on January 4, 2026. Timecodes: (4:40) Sorry For What We Said About Those Twunks | (15:33) Our Glorious Nation of YCDT | (24:52) Caps chat | (44:30) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Sending love to Jan." Eva, Rave, and Kelly are gathered in the metaphorical mind basement with bowls of cashews and cigarettes and they're ready to talk hockey, from the Caps' win streak and lengthening injured list to Olympics gossip and general Canucks' agony. Oh, and (of course) (finally) the big gay hockey show. NO, NOT THE NHL, SILLY, the other one. This episode was recorded on December 7, 2025. Timecodes: (3:04) The Cutting Edge | (13:57) Caps chat | (31:27) Elsewhere in the NHL & Olympics | (54:00) Heated Rivalry Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Release your birth time." This episode is brought to you by Dylan Strome's third baby, Ethen Frank's singular face, and a blurry cell phone photo of the back of our heads as we enjoy a meal with Tate McRae. Plus: Kelly's grinchy grin for JT Miller, a buncha Connors, and the Thanksgiving Rule. This episode was recorded on November 23, 2025. Timecodes: (2:29) Isekai Title Generator | (8:16) Caps chat | (33:53) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"You're the unc now." What a delightfully magical and mystical month we're having! Rave, Eva, and Kelly are feeling inspired by Ovi's 900th, the Caps/Pens' long-haul relationship, a terrible "power" play, and Jacob Chychrun's new narrative. Plus: several parades of hockey Halloween costumes, special boys, gay little sweaters, and acute team suffering. This episode was recorded on November 9, 2025. Timecodes: (4:03) SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT, BUDDY | (15:03) Caps chat | (48:13) Hockeys Halloween | (1:04:36) Elsewhere in the NHL Hockey Halloween costumes slideshow Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Living rent-free in your prison restaurant." We can't all be Judi Jupiter bewitching young hockeys with our chaotic vibes for the purposes of content creation, but gosh darn it, Eva, Kelly, and Rave are gonna keep trying. Up for discussion: a foiled goalie fight, a beast named Tusky, a stubborn curse, and Geno supremacy. This episode was recorded on October 26, 2025. Timecodes: (3:19) Kentucky Hockey League | (12:35) Caps chat | (38:04) Elsewhere in the NHL Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"It's all just fine and NOT lies." WE'RE BACK. Kelly, Eva, and Rave have gathered 'round the mics to talk hockey once again and there's much to discuss, including Mitch Marner to VGK, Connor McDavid's hot poly summer, and the Washington Capitals' perma-bad power play. Plus: A tasteful and unbiased assessment of team jersey design updates. This episode was recorded on October 13, 2025. Timecodes: (2:11) Astro predictions | (9:39) Summer recap | (22:58) | Caps (41:21) | Elsewhere in the NHL | (54:49) Grading new uniforms Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
We’re about to start YCDT’s ninth hockey season and we’re feeling prettttty confident about what we're bringing to the table. See you soon, nerds. [Producers’ note: Ignore the hosts! Tell your friends!] ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"A creature-shaped hole." Eva, Kelly, and Rave wrap up the '24-'25 NHL season by appreciating the narrative-free grit of the Florida Panthers, the charisma uniqueness nerve and talent of Flyers GM Danny Briere, and the many funny trades and goings-on in between. This episode was recorded on June 23, 2025. Timecodes: (4:10) Ol’ What’s His Name | (11:11) Congrats, Cats | (38:35) Caps chat | (41:53) Trades update | (1:09:18) What we forgot to remember Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
"Rat accrual." After a couple crucial Caps updates, Kelly, Rave, and Eva pour one out for our dead Dallas Stars (and say sayonara to goalie mistreater Pete DeBoer), have an unexpectedly heated discussion about the handshake line, celebrate the Brad Marchand of it all as Florida takes on Edmonton again, and pull a few tarot cards to see what we're in for. This episode was recorded on June 8, 2025. Timecodes: (3:03) Ground Rules | (16:12) Caps chat | (28:59) Conference Finals | (46:43) Stanley Cup Final | (1:04:20) Impromptu tarot reading Buy merch! Support us on Patreon! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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