The John Clay Wolfe Show

When Bobbo fell on hard times after his wife of 90 days left him, he found solace in the suspiciously clean pad of Johnny, James, Eric & Todd. Just the good old boys never meaning no harm! Right? Turns out an "alternative lifestyle" just means that the parfaits are off limits! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that Papa John's delivery guy...and we'll see you Saturday

A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine to Chilean flags on proud Texans, these mistakes are here to stay! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that pink squirrel...and we'll see you Saturday

John is in hot water after shushing his wife and the crew is sure to tell him just how comfy he needs to make his bed in the dog house for a while. Hell hath no fury like a woman shushed! Luckily our local romeo, Speech Impediment Terrance has some lovely advice... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that cold shoulder...and we'll see you Saturday

We love our listeners and Speech Impediment Terrance has become one of our favorites. Terrance is a man in Austin, Tx who has developed a speech impairment from being hit by a couple of cars, but he doesn't let that stop him from living his best life and enjoying our show every Saturday morning. Take a ride on this roller coaster of clips as we introduce him to the devil, DJ Lockjaw and even give him an audition to be an auctioneer! Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those cars...and we'll see you Saturday

Would you like to play a game? John has an old Corvette sitting in his shop that’s covered in a fine dust and he insists that he’s going to keep it that way. We ask our listeners to call in and give us their best guess as to why that is and we even get a guess from Keith Richards! A lot of fans call in and while their guesses are great, the real reason is a bit more morbid… Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for that potato gun...and we'll see you Saturday

While doing research for his bike rally, John stumbled upon an age discriminant wet t-shirt contest that got him thinking, just how long does it take to elongate? With the technology of today, calcium cannons are holding up better than ever and we are surely thankful. Long gone are the days of grandma's over the shoulder boulder holders, but who on the crew has the fastest wrist in the Southwest? Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those come alongs...and we'll see you Saturday

John provides an excellent work environment at our company but some times employees can push the line. Whether it's a thousand pound vending machine tearing up the walls or a door decoration giving preschool vibes, sometimes the appearance starts to slip, so John's gotta crack the whip! I just hope nobody tries to heat up fish in the microwave again... Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those gouges in the wall...and we'll see you Saturday

When sultry actress Sydney Sweeney shocked the world with a red hot advertisement for American Eagle jeans, it sparked a conversation about selling sex and controversy. The crew has its opinions and arguments but the conversation of course devolves into just what jeans make a bodacious behind look best? From Rockies, to Lee to Girbaud, we ask the important questions, like "What is she doing with those pliers?" Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for those acid wash stripes...and we'll see you Saturday

When John brings out our friend, Jerry Wayne Longmire, for a comedy show at the Rattlesnake we get the full small town bar experience! From popped tires to big country boys ready to fight, we're put through the full spectrum of country bar fun. Being a comedian isn't all jokes and laughs! The crew has tried their hand at it themselves and even the professionals like Jerry happen to hit road blocks on the journey of just joshin' Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Please don't forget to Like, Share, and most importantly, Subscribe--to make sure you get the latest John Clay Wolfe Show materials as soon as they're released! So keep an eye out for your mother-in-law...and we'll see you Saturday